Gwyneth Paltrow said she didn’t know what the Cut was in July, and now Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update” “doesn’t know what Goop even is.” Heidi Gardner played Baskin Johns, a very flustered Goop staffer who’s just trying explain what various hydrating creams do. Michael Che sends Baskin Johns into a nervous tizzy when he suggests that Gwyneth might be tuning in.
“So I started at Goop pretty recently,” Gardner as Johns said. “I just finished my product knowledge training, so I’m very excited to share some Goop skin-care with you all.”
“That’s great,” Che responds. “And you know what, I bet Gwyneth is watching.” Johns jumps, and becomes increasingly nervous, before she melts down after unsuccessfully describing the two lotions. “So Goop … So Goop … So Goop …I don’t know what Goop even is.” Watch the full clip below.