Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan’s MTV reality show, Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club, will not be returning for a second season. According to the report, low ratings and Lohan not having breakdowns and constant drama spelled trouble for the show. While another source says there may be efforts to salvage the series, that could be complicated by the fact that the beach club in Mykonos it takes place at appears to have closed down. Permanently. According to a Page Six source, reservations have been cancelled, and social media users report driving by to see the club abandoned and its sign removed. But hey, none of this is something a little Jersey Shore crossover couldn’t fix.