If you asked anyone on the street what platonic activity they’d like to do with Rihanna, they’d say drink. And if you asked anyone who they’d like to day drink with, out of everyone in the entire world, they’d say Rihanna. Meyers made a panoply of cocktails based on Rih’s songs, including “We Found Veuve in a Hostess Place,” which is just a Twinkie in a flute of champagne. What a dumb joke and what a fun time. Oh, to be young and drunk with Rihanna!