How badly do you want to see Jennifer Lopez, Constance Wu, and Cardi B dancing, stripping, and racking up pyramids of cash from unsuspecting dudes? A lot? Perfect: See the trailer for Hustlers, which is about just that. Based on the New York article “The Hustlers at Scores” by our own Jessica Pressler (played by Julia Stiles in the movie), a group of ambitious, clever strippers con a bunch of Wolf of Wall Street–types out of a lot of money. “The game is rigged, and it does not reward people who play by the rules,” J.Lo says. Her solution? To rob! (In the words of our First Lady, the prophet Cardi B: “Shake a little ass, you get a little bag and take it to the store.”) See Hustlers in theaters September 13.