J.Lo and her Hustlers abs celebrated a stunning 50th birthday last night with a party we will be putting on event mood boards for the rest of our lives. She celebrated at Gloria and Emilio Estefan’s Miami estate as if it was a Bronx block party, meaning the music was just as good as it was loud. She reposted a video of herself headbanging all over a DJ kit to “All the Way Up” by Remy Ma and Fat Joe, captioned “a lil bday turn up.” “Lil”? “Lil”??? This is the exact opposite of when Trump said “a million and a half” people were at his inauguration. Lopez’s birthday party included a nine-tier cake, an indoor swing, fireworks, a performance from the birthday girl herself, and a red Porsche, gifted to her by fiancé, Alex Rodriguez. Ashanti, DJ Khaled, and Fat Joe himself attended the bash. Even the kids — Natasha and Ella, A-Rod’s daughters, as well as Max and Emme, J.Lo’s kids with Marc Anthony — partied. We were in bed at 10:30. Get a special kind of FOMO by checking A-Rod’s Instagram Story for more birthday content, including when he appeared to be auditioning for the next season of World of Dance.
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