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Bangs Have Gotten Entirely Too Complicated

Photo: iamhalsey/Instagram

As anyone who has ever had bangs knows, they’re a lifestyle. When you get them, you take on new responsibilities, like frequent bang trims and identifying with Jane Birkin. But no matter what you do with your bangs, celebrities will do more. Not better, just more, because they have the time and team to do so. Maybe that explains Halsey’s new set of bangs, which literally come in all the colors of the rainbow.

The rainbow bangs made their grand debut on Instagram yesterday. Like all odd hairstyles on hot people, they look very cool. Halsey is known for changing her hairstyle often, so I don’t think we’ll be seeing these around for a long time. But they do raise the question: If a normal non-celebrity person had these, how would you possibly grow these out? Think of the dedicated colorist who created this rainbow. Think of the upkeep! If you’re looking for a more low-commitment hairstyle, might we suggest whatever the hell these are?

Bangs Have Gotten Entirely Too Complicated