Are you a white brunette? If so, you may end up being Pete Davidson’s next girlfriend. Don’t ask how; he clearly has his ways. According to Us Weekly’s sources, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood actress Margaret Qualley is kicking her feet up with the Saturday Night Live star. And she just so happens to be a white brunette, kind of like, oh, I don’t know, Ariana Grande or Kate Beckinsale, Davidson’s most recent exes. There’s nothing wrong with having a type. I’m just saying if he’s coming to yell on a college campus near you, you may quickly find yourself at his mom’s place on Staten Island, getting ready to go to the SNL after-party.
For right now, Qualley is taking her hot-girl summer all the way into fall. First, a Tarantino film. Next, her film Seberg screens at the Venice Film Festival, where Us sources say the couple will make their red-carpet debut. Showing off the internet’s favorite plaything at a prestigious film exhibition is perhaps the definition of a boss move. Very excited to see the duo courtside at the Knicks, walking through Soho, and in “Page Six.” With every new paparazzi pic, Cazzie David gets to slip further away from this narrative. Be free!