Congrats if you’ve been able to avoid reading about how a bunch of idiots libelously accused Elizabeth Warren of enjoying “extensive BDSM play” in her past life, but SNL’s presidential candidate actually doesn’t mind the label too much. But that’s only because it means “bank destroyin’ and saving Medicare,” right? “That’s Elizabeth Warren’s vibe for sure, transactional sex with a younger man,” the Democrat (Kate McKinnon, not Annette Bening) explained on Weekend Update. “Look, rumors have power when they feel true. What has ever felt less true than any single part of that? Any man younger than me by one day is my grandson.” That means you, the Rock!