Just yesterday I was fretting over the fact that there are only two weeks left before Christmas and I had yet to figure out what to buy for my family. I came up with something eventually (no spoilers here, Mom!!), but wouldn’t it be nice if a sponsor had swooped in at the last minute to offer me the opportunity to “give” my family something expensive and useful, like anti-aging toxic injections?
Unfortunately for me, charitable donations like these are only bestowed upon the likes of Kris Jenner, who proudly told People that this Christmas, she’s giving the whole Kardashian-Jenner clan the gift of Botox. “Who doesn’t love Botox?” she said, completely of her own free will. “For me it’s been really great. If you’re responsible, and you talk to your doctor, I think it works. It’s something that I’ve been using for a long time.”
Jenner goes on to describe Botox (™) as a regular part of her “low-maintenance” beauty routine: “A massage, a great facial, a manicure, and a little Botox and I’m good to go,” she says. “I’m pretty traditional.” As such, it only makes sense to bestow Botox gift cards to those she loves most, including her 85-year-old mother. “She’s a joy,” Jenner told People. “I’m going to give her a Botox gift card for sure.”