Mike Pence Wants to Tell You About His Meat

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Vice-President Mike Pence has something to say. In fact, he has something to give you. What is it? It’s his meat. He has some meat, and it’s for you.

How do I know this? Because Pence told everyone all about his meat at a speech last week during a “Farmers and Ranchers for Trump” rally in Iowa. Pence got the farmers and ranchers all riled up as he spoke about his Democratic opponents in the general election: “Senator Harris said that she would change the dietary guidelines of this country to reduce the amount of red meat Americans can eat,” he said. That’s when he made a candid offer: “Well, I’ve got some red meat for you.” The crowd cheered, going wild for Pence’s meat.

I for one didn’t know that Pence had such strong feelings about his meat, and that he would be talking so much about it during his speech, really just pounding away.

Anyway, have a good day everybody.

Mike Pence Wants to Tell You About His Meat