Last week, the rapper Lil Uzi Vert revealed a huge pink diamond implant in the center of his forehead. Apparently, he’s been paying a grand total of $24 million for the jewel incrementally since 2017. Knowing how much it cost and how long he waited to have it, it makes slightly more sense that he would want to surgically attach it to his face. But if you’re still stressed out by forehead jewelry, perhaps we can direct your attention to these Miu Miu earrings instead. They’re just as shiny, but a fraction of the price — and yes, they’re meant to be worn on your ears, which presumably already have holes in them. Because they’re Miu Miu — the “sister” line to Prada — they’re slightly sweet and girly, like costume jewelry. But their teardrop shape makes them a little emo too. Uzi would approve.