grammys 2022

Everyone Was Horny on the Grammys Red Carpet

Photo-Illustration: by The Cut; Photos: Getty Images

What is an awards show without a bit of PDA? Normal and fine, perhaps? Wrong! As evidenced by many recent red carpets, any occasion is a good occasion to have a little open-mouth kiss with someone special. The 2022 Grammys were, of course, no different.

Notably missing from the parade of celebrity PDA? Horny King and Queen Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox. Unfortunately, this means we weren’t treated to a look from their collection of Emo Horny Couture, which has thus far included tongues painted black, butt sequins, this blood necklace, an engagement ring that bites, and pinkie nails chained together. Fortunately, plenty of their horny-couple brethren were there in their place.

Here, all the tongues, kisses, and just generally horny looks from the 2022 Grammys red carpet.

Addison Rae and Omer Fedi

Photo: Amy Sussman/Getty Images

Moments ago I was unfamiliar with this man. (I have since learned he is one of the songwriters and producers responsible for Lil Nas X’s “Montero.”) Now, I am too familiar with his tongue. Help! Also, it appears Addison Rae is taking notes from her mentor, Kourtney Kardashian. Speaking of …

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker

A great show from Kravis! All their horny work has led up to this moment! Congrats, you two!!

Hailey Bieber and Justin Bieber

What’s your favorite part of that video of Justin and Hailey Bieber on the red carpet? Mine is when he wipes his lips off after they kiss. Also, I’d be remiss to not mention Justin’s other Grammy date: his very big Crocs.

La’Myia Good and Eric Bellinger

Photo: ANGELA WEISS/AFP via Getty Images

While Good and Bellinger, who was nominated for Best Progressive R&B album, did not touch tongues, we must appreciate the Bellinger’s exposed chest — a canonically horny look. Big night for male chests!

Lenny Kravitz and himself

Photo: Amy Sussman/Getty Images

I repeat, a big night for male chests! As we all know, Lenny Kravitz merely needs to show up in order to serve us a deliciously horny look. His 2022 Grammy outfit included leather pants, heeled boots, and a silver metal top by Natalia Fedner. Incredible work, Lenny!

Everyone Was Kissing on the Grammys Red Carpet