As you might have realized but I certainly did not, unexpected couple Rachel Bilson and Bill Hader broke up two years ago already. Maybe you are wondering, Do they still think about each other? Is there room to hope that they may once again be spotted buying two types of LaCroix in a romantic way? Please know that Tommy Dorfman is right there with you. She still seems to be thinking about the split, asking in an interview on Bilson’s podcast, Broad Ideas, “When you and Bill broke up, what did you miss the most?”
Hmmm, what could it be? Hader’s sparkling personality? The fact that he is a comedian? His taste in fizzy waters? The “storm” The New Yorker says lives “deep in his eyes”? Sorry, but it’s a no to all. According to Bilson, what she misses most about her ex is “his big dick.” And just to be clear, she was good to go on the record with that statement. Bilson told her producer, “We can keep that. Ad cut; let’s move on.”
I don’t want to, though. I would like to take a moment to appreciate her honesty. As Bilson recently told Mandy Moore, ending things with Hader was “probably the hardest thing” she has “ever done — harder than childbirth.” A wink and a congrats to Summer Roberts and to the Cut contingent that hopped on the Bill Hader Is Totally Kind of Hot train early. Huge day for all of us.