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  1. it’s over
    Everyone Announces Their Divorce Like a Celebrity NowA close read of the genre.
  2. the bachelor
    No More RosesEven the contestants know The Bachelor sucks now. So why is anyone still signing up?
  3. the bachelor
    Who Will Win The Bachelor?After a handful of Zoom dates, Zach is back in action, but who will come out on top?
  4. bachelor nation
    Crunching the Numbers on the New Season of The BachelorAccording to @bachelordata, keep your eye on Victoria J.
  5. year in review
    Celeb-Backed Products Got Wild This YearWould you buy a $2,000 cashmere shirt from Brad Pitt? How about an antimicrobial sponge from Eva Mendes?
  6. the bachelorette
    The Bachelorette Finale Was a Chaotic MessWe saw two proposals, but did they both last?
  7. the bachelorette
    Why Do the Bachelorette Producers Insist on Two Proposals?Two Bachelorettes, two proposals, and a whole lot of misery.
  8. the bachelorette
    ‘The Bachelorette’ Contestants Get a Little Too Real During Fantasy SuitesThe artifice of this show is crumbling — and the contestants are well aware.
  9. the bachelorette
    ‘The Bachelorette’ Producers Had Better Let Gabby Have Her Happy EndingThe first Fantasy Suite episode ended in tears.
  10. the bachelorette
    The Bachelorette’s Male Contestants Try to Make Sense of Their Bad BehaviorThe “Men Tell All” special was one big apology tour.
  11. the bachelorette
    The Most Frenetic Hometown Dates in Bachelorette HistoryProducers tried and failed to speed through seven of them.
  12. the bachelorette
    The Realest Bachelorette Rejection of All TimeThis episode felt like a big step forward for the franchise.
  13. the bachelorette
    So, Who’s Going to Win The Bachelorette(s)’?Mid-season front-runners have emerged.
  14. the bachelorette
    This Season’s Bachelorette Villain Finally EmergesDouble the Bachelorettes, double the villains.
  15. the bachelorette
    The Bachelorette Producers Find a Way to Humiliate Their StarsThe two Bachelorettes get rejected over and over again for no reason.
  16. the bachelorette
    Did Rachel Make a Big Mistake Signing Up for This Bachelorette Duet?Looks like she already wants to quit.
  17. the bachelorette
    There’s No Way This ‘Two Bachelorettes’ Thing Is Going to WorkThe season premiere of The Bachelorette(s) was a mess.
  18. lists
    A Taxonomy of the Essential Post-Bachelor Reality-TV Dating ShowsAll the competitive and manufactured romance and heartbreak since the original rose-bearer.
  19. recap
    Gabby and Rachel, Our New Bachelorettes, Saved Us From The Bachelor FinaleSo long, Clayton and Clayton’s patterned ties.
  20. recap
    Even the Bachelor’s Parents Are Mad at HimClayton somehow screws things up even more on last night’s part one of The Bachelor finale.
  21. recap
    How Did the Most Boring Bachelor of All Time Mess This Up So Badly?Clayton ends his fantasy-suite sex fest by … screaming at his No. 1 pick.
  22. recap
    The Only Person the ‘Bachelor’ Women Hate More Than Shanae Is ClaytonOn last night’s “Women Tell All,” the ladies turned against the Bachelor himself.
  23. recap
    Who’s Afraid of the Scary Dads on ‘The Bachelor’ Hometown Dates?What actually made Clayton cry: a ropes course.
  24. recap
    Has a Bachelor Contestant Ever Crashed and Burned As Hard As This?Sarah went from front-runner to … a long flight home from Vienna.
  25. recap
    Are You Really ‘Ready for Marriage’ or Just on Reality TV?A time-honored Bachelor tradition that makes no sense.
  26. recap
    The Bachelor’s ‘Mean Girl’ Narrative Is Something Worse Than Boring This SeasonNo more roasts! Please!
  27. recap
    Is Clayton The Most Boring Bachelor Yet?Who is this man, and do I even want to know?
  28. recap
    A Bachelor Villain and Her Garlic-Butter ShrimpShanae takes food fights to the next level.
  29. recap
    An Attempt to Explain Why All These Bachelor Blondes Are FightingYou get a villain edit! And you get a villain edit!
  30. recap
    The Thrill of Watching a Bachelor Contestant Admit ‘I Hate Him’Welcome to the history books, Claire, spray tanner.
  31. lilo
    Where in the World Is Lindsay Lohan?An investigation that ends with an engagement in Dubai.
  32. simple pleasures
    I Love How Much Channing Tatum Loves Memes“Broo I laughed and felt this hard!!!”
  33. recaps
    3 Hours of Waiting for Katie and Greg to Fight on The BacheloretteWas it worth it?
  34. bye bye bye
    What Will The Bachelorette Producers Do Now?Is Katie seriously gonna end up with BLAKE?
  35. recaps
    Will the Men of The Bachelorette Ever Recover From Last Night’s Episode?Carbs, butt waxing, and a late night may have traumatized many of the guys.
  36. recaps
    The Scariest Moment You Missed on The Bachelorette Last NightNo, it wasn’t the mud wrestling.
  37. recaps
    Which Guy on The Bachelorette Scared Me the Most This Week?All 30 men got to introduce themselves, and some were more menacing than others.
  38. bennifer
    J.Lo and Ben Affleck Have Never Been Low-KeyThat’s what makes them perfect celebrities.
  39. you know what i heard
    What Will Become of Olivia Jade?And more in this week’s celebrity gossip column.
  40. you know what i heard
    What’s Going on With Emma Roberts and Garrett Hedlund?And more in this week’s celebrity gossip column.
  41. you know what i heard
    What Is Going on With Prince William and That Marchioness, Hmm?And more in this week’s celebrity gossip column.
  42. you know what i heard
    How Serious Are Channing Tatum and Jessie J?And more in this week’s celebrity gossip column.
  43. you know what i heard
    Did A-Rod Give J.Lo the Best Engagement Ring?And more in this week’s celebrity gossip column.
  44. you know what i heard
    Did Travis Scott Cheat on Kylie Jenner?And more in this week’s celebrity gossip column.
  45. you know what i heard
    What If Khloé Kardashian Takes Tristan Thompson Back?And more in this week’s celebrity gossip column.
  46. you know what i heard
    What’s Going on With Miranda Lambert’s Quickie Marriage to a Cop?And more in this week’s celebrity gossip column.
  47. love
    Which Celebrity Will Get Engaged Next?According to Us Weekly, it’s all of them.
  48. you know what i heard
    Is Justin Bieber Okay?And more in this week’s celebrity gossip column.
  49. you know what i heard
    All the Gossip About Jennifer Lawrence’s EngagementAnd more in this week’s celebrity gossip column.
  50. you know what i heard
    Thank God: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Making Wine Together AgainAnd more in this week’s celebrity gossip column.
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