This is no joke.
Suddenly, Tinder is looking pretty great.
Fashionable meets heartwarming.
It dates way back to the 13th century.
They’ve already spawned three other women’s teams.
“It’s sexy, it’s comfortable … “
It’s about as terrifying as it sounds.
Science to the rescue again.
One small step towards a knockoff-free world.
Delicious, delicious science.
Good luck taking your eyes off this.
No, it’s not because they were modeled after your ex-boyfriend.
Instead of melting clocks, this Instagram star morphs into them.
No calls, no texts, no closure.
The hours we spend staring at screens is not helping matters.
These make today’s ad campaigns look like bastions of gender equality.
She’s basically the Gigi Hadid of cats.
No Men Beyond This Point has bruised some sensitive male egos.
Sure, you’re sitting in a puddle of your own filth. But it’s a warm, bubbly, soothing filthpuddle.
Hollywood sexism by the numbers.