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Claire Lampen

  1. hauntings
    Maybe Buying The Conjuring House Wasn’t the Best IdeaStill extremely haunted, apparently.
  2. help
    It’s Already Way Too HotAnd it’s only getting hotter.
  3. solidarity
    I Respect and Support Margot Robbie’s Refusal to Watch Star Wars“I kind of don’t watch it now just because it infuriates people so much.”
  4. hairy situations
    Helen Mirren, Will You Please Cut My Hair?The Dame is very good with kitchen scissors.
  5. obsessions
    Chicago’s Hot Duck Is an Alligator Named ‘Chance the Snapper’“This gator is absolutely in its own league. Sorry, but nothing can compare to this.”
  6. the truth is out there
    Nearly Half a Million People Plan Ambush of Area 51They demand to “see them aliens.”
  7. sports!
    Phoebe Waller-Bridge Rides Emotional Rollercoaster at WimbledonShock! Awe! Joy! Tension! Suspense!
  8. so you want to be president?
    Marianne Williamson Edited Herself Into That Vogue PhotoFixed it for you!
  9. fashion
    Rihanna Wears ‘Immigrant’ T-Shirt for Fourth of JulyThe message was lost on no one.
  10. fashion
    What Is Melania Trump’s Dress Trying to Tell Us?The First Lady wore a rainbow-striped design for the Fourth of July, just days after Pride month.
  11. multi-tasking
    Céline Dion Gets Herself Some Pants That Can Do BothBe very small and very large at the same time, that is.
  12. college admissions scandal
    Lori Loughlin Still Sees the College Cheating Scam as a ‘Huge Misunderstanding’The actor is reportedly doing “the best she can,” but doesn’t necessarily see all that bribery as a crime.
  13. investigations
    A Close Reading of the Most Deranged Sandwich Commercial EverWho IS Subway Sandwich Boy, really?
  14. immigration
    5,200 Migrants in ICE Detention Exposed to Mumps and Chicken PoxSince September, 297 cases of mumps have been confirmed among people in ICE custody.
  15. send-offs
    Teen Eviscerates Negligent Teachers in Scorching Valedictorian Speech“To the teacher who was regularly intoxicated during class this year…”
  16. cringe
    Naomi Wolf’s Nightmare Continues ApaceHer publisher pushed back the release date after “new questions” arose about the contentious book.
  17. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: The Cat Massage VideoTen years ago, during the summer between my freshman and sophomore years of college, a now-classic viral video colonized my brain.
  18. science!
    Trump Thinks the Moon Is Part of MarsToday’s declaration from POTUS is brought to you by “Science!”
  19. abortion rights
    Missouri Forces Abortion Doctors to Perform ‘Invasive’ Vaginal Exams“It feels like we are an instrument of the state in sanctioning sexual assault.”
  20. small blessings
    Finally, You Can LARP With Goats[books bus to Connecticut]
  21. big little teeth
    The Rumors Are True: Meryl Streep Wore Tiny Fake Teeth in ‘Big Little Lies’“She needed to be believable.”
  22. sexual assault
    Ellen DeGeneres’s Mom ‘Regrets’ Not Believing Her About Sexual Abuse“If someone in your life has the courage to speak out, please believe them.”
  23. high drama
    Trump v. Pelosi: Anatomy of a FeudA timeline of the president’s ongoing fight with the Speaker of the House
  24. abortion rights
    Alabama’s Abortion Ban Is Already Being Challenged in Court“We said we would, and we did.”
  25. keeping up with the royals
    Can Someone Please Explain How This Royal Sex Chair Works?From the personal collection of a former British monarch.
  26. horse girls
    Mary-Kate Olsen Takes Her Horse to the Olde Towne RoadShe’s gonna ride till she finishes this jumps course.
  27. #metoo
    Men Continue to Miss the Point on Workplace Sexual HarassmentMore and more managers have decided the best way to prevent sexual harassment is avoiding women altogether.
  28. sports
    The Caster Semenya Ruling Is Already Being Used Against Other Women“This is a scheme to demoralize us. I am not ready to quit athletics nor to take a suppressant treatment.”
  29. bye!!
    Victoria’s Secret Is ‘Rethinking’ Annual Fashion ShowThe brand has reportedly decided that network television is not “the right fit.”
  30. rude
    You’ll Never Unhear Paris Hilton’s Butt SongSorry!
  31. help wanted
    Lori Loughlin May Already Be Planning Her ComebackTwo crisis-management experts say they’ve been approached by the actress and her husband, Mossimo Giannulli.
  32. that's hot
    I Can’t Wait to Hear Paris Hilton Sing About Butts“Best Friend’s Ass” may be 2019’s song of summer.
  33. rsvp
    Just Imagine If Kate and Meghan Went to the Met GalaConsider: Kate Middleton doing camp.
  34. under the sea
    Bow to Your ‘Beautiful Nightmare’ Crab QueenShe’s the platypus of the crab kingdom.
  35. the cinema
    Have You Seen ‘Heckboy’ Yet?A wholesome Hellboy alternative.
  36. hobbies
    Check Out Elizabeth Warren’s Haunted Doll CollectionUnexpectedly presidential, actually.
  37. crime
    Parents Who Imprisoned Kids in ‘House of Horrors’ Sentenced to LifeDavid and Louise Turpin pleaded guilty to a litany of depravities, including starving, beating, and tying up their 13 children.
  38. rip
    World-Famous Ghost Hunter Lorraine Warren Dies at 92Warren’s paranormal investigations inspired The Conjuring and Annabelle franchises.
  39. psa
    DIANE KEATON WOULD REALLY LIKE TO TELL YOU ABOUT HER PANTSListen to Diane!
  40. oprah's favorite things
    The Real Reason Oprah Can Afford All Those HousesShe’s not out there dropping “$19 on smashed avocado.”
  41. ivf
    A Dutch IVF Doctor Secretly Used His Sperm to Father 49 KidsJan Karbaat swapped in his semen for donors’ and never told his patients.
  42. duh
    Are You Horny for This Andy Samberg Pic?“100% chaotic good.”
  43. where are they now?
    Good Night, Embassy Cat, and Good LuckWherever you are, we hope you’re in better, less manipulative hands.
  44. animal behavior
    Your Cat Knows You’re Calling It — It Just Doesn’t CareA new study confirms that your cat is choosing to ignore you.
  45. college admissions scandal
    Excuse Me But What Did Olivia Jade Know?“She would have never gone along with it if she thought this would happen,” a source said. Oh?
  46. 'kay
    Spoon-Bending Illusionist Claims He Burst Pipe, Blocked Brexit“I bent the pipes, and I won’t apologize, you all deserve it!” Uri Geller gloated.
  47. the final frontier
    My New Career Is Eating Pancakes in Bed for NASASome personal news.
  48. the goodest boy
    Large, Handsome Lizard Free to Roam Park(He just has to wear a leash now.)
  49. wait what
    Woman With Double Uterus Gives Birth Twice in a MonthMy recurring stress dream, come to life.
  50. good question
    Wait, Are People Really Tracking My Emails?Constantly, as it turns out.
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