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Claire Lampen

  1. influencers
    Consider This Cigarette-Smoking CockroachA list of potential headlines about NYC’s filthy new mascot.
  2. spooky
    Halloween Takes a Terrifying Toll on the EnvironmentA new study finds that one-time use costumes yield thousands of tons of plastic waste every year.
  3. duh
    7 Dogs > 1 HusbandDemi Moore would rather fill her bed with dogs than men, and the math scans.
  4. harry situations
    A Person on Shrooms Reviews Harry Styles’s Shroom OdysseyAn imagined journey through “Lights Up,” with a person on Styles’s level.
  5. here's to you
    We Live in the Age of EggFrom Greg the Egg to the Masked Singer Egg, a list of the eggs who’ve taken over in 2019.
  6. new releases
    Here’s the Wife-Guy Anthem You Didn’t Want or NeedJustin Bieber, Dan + Shay, and all their wives team up for “10,000 Hours,” a performance of marital bliss.
  7. yandy
    This Halloween, I’m Going As Sexy FraudPlease enjoy Yandy’s creative interpretation of the college-cheating scam.
  8. hot shot
    Charli XCX Applauds Tampon String’s ‘Iconic’ Stage PresenceBreathtaking.
  9. true crime
    A Woman’s Boyfriend Shot Her in the Head, and She Didn’t Realize It for a MonthNicole Gordon thought she’d been in a car crash. A month later, after going to the doctor, she learned the truth.
  10. yandy
    Yes, Margaret Atwood Has Seen the Sexy Handmaid CostumeAnd she’s underwhelmed!
  11. the truth is out there
    The Area 51 Raid Is Happening Right Now, Let’s ‘See Them Aliens’Meanwhile, in Nevada…
  12. wait what
    A 74-Year-Old Woman Just Gave Birth to TwinsAnd may have set a new world record in the process.
  13. half-baked ideas
    No, Jeff Bezos Really Shouldn’t Buy the AmazonUnpacking a misguided viral business proposal.
  14. whoops
    So That’s Why You Don’t Fly With a Suitcase Full of Cake MixAbout the “huge drugs bust” at Gatwick Airport this week…
  15. crime
    No Prison Time for Ex-Cops Accused of Raping a Teen in CustodyThe officers admitted to having teenage sex with a suspect in the back of their police van.
  16. lifestyle hacks
    Why Get Married When You Can Do Nuptial Edging?Liv Tyler’s idea of marriage sounds fun.
  17. phew
    Ruth Bader Ginsburg Declared Cancer-Free After Tumor TreatmentThe 86-year-old Justice quietly underwent treatment for a malignant growth on her pancreas.
  18. college admissions scandal
    Hey, What’s Lori Loughlin Up to These Days?Oh, nothing much, just relentlessly Googling herself, why do you ask?
  19. the epstein case
    Jeffrey Epstein’s Death Officially Ruled a SuicideThe New York City medical examiner has concluded Epstein hanged himself.
  20. the epstein case
    Two More Women Sue Jeffrey Epstein’s Estate — and His Alleged ‘Recruiter’“Though Epstein is recently deceased, the trauma and pain he caused plaintiffs remains.”
  21. i don't know her
    Wait, Who Is Kaitlynn Carter?An abbreviated biography of the woman entangled in Miley Cyrus’s breakup drama.
  22. the epstein case
    Jeffrey Epstein Allegedly Ordered Books on Sex Slavery From AmazonThe Palm Beach Police keep receipts.
  23. the epstein case
    Jeffrey Epstein Allegedly Used Coded Messages to Arrange Sex With Underage Girls“He has a teacher for you to teach you how to speak Russian. She is 2X8 years old not blonde. Lessons are free and you can have your 1st today.”
  24. college admissions scandal
    Olivia Jade Embraces Her Destiny“Olivia has no plans to return to USC. She never wanted to attend USC to begin with, and now she is sure that USC isn’t the place for her.”
  25. now smell this
    Harry Styles Thinks He Smells Like Joan Didion’s HouseWhich means, what … fried chicken?
  26. hotshot
    Gaze Upon the Glory of Céline Dion’s Bowl CutPlease let this be her real hair.
  27. abortion onscreen
    Would This Extremely Normal Abortion Scene Fly in 2019?Fast Times at Ridgemont High writer Cameron Crowe thinks the movie’s handling of abortion would be “outrageously controversial” now.
  28. ye olde vagine
    Anyway, Here’s Some 700-Year-Old Erotica Featuring a Talking Vagina“The Rose Thorn,” an old-timey sex poem about a woman’s debate with her own vagina, is actually 200 years older than we thought.
  29. psa
    Hello Fellow Kids, Please Put Down Your VapesEight Wisconsin teens have been hospitalized over “vaping-related injuries” within one month.
  30. hauntings
    Maybe Buying The Conjuring House Wasn’t the Best IdeaStill extremely haunted, apparently.
  31. help
    It’s Already Way Too HotAnd it’s only getting hotter.
  32. solidarity
    I Respect and Support Margot Robbie’s Refusal to Watch Star Wars“I kind of don’t watch it now just because it infuriates people so much.”
  33. hairy situations
    Helen Mirren, Will You Please Cut My Hair?The Dame is very good with kitchen scissors.
  34. obsessions
    Chicago’s Hot Duck Is an Alligator Named ‘Chance the Snapper’“This gator is absolutely in its own league. Sorry, but nothing can compare to this.”
  35. the truth is out there
    Nearly Half a Million People Plan Ambush of Area 51They demand to “see them aliens.”
  36. sports!
    Phoebe Waller-Bridge Rides Emotional Rollercoaster at WimbledonShock! Awe! Joy! Tension! Suspense!
  37. so you want to be president?
    Marianne Williamson Edited Herself Into That Vogue PhotoFixed it for you!
  38. fashion
    Rihanna Wears ‘Immigrant’ T-Shirt for Fourth of JulyThe message was lost on no one.
  39. fashion
    What Is Melania Trump’s Dress Trying to Tell Us?The First Lady wore a rainbow-striped design for the Fourth of July, just days after Pride month.
  40. multi-tasking
    Céline Dion Gets Herself Some Pants That Can Do BothBe very small and very large at the same time, that is.
  41. college admissions scandal
    Lori Loughlin Still Sees the College Cheating Scam as a ‘Huge Misunderstanding’The actor is reportedly doing “the best she can,” but doesn’t necessarily see all that bribery as a crime.
  42. investigations
    A Close Reading of the Most Deranged Sandwich Commercial EverWho IS Subway Sandwich Boy, really?
  43. immigration
    5,200 Migrants in ICE Detention Exposed to Mumps and Chicken PoxSince September, 297 cases of mumps have been confirmed among people in ICE custody.
  44. send-offs
    Teen Eviscerates Negligent Teachers in Scorching Valedictorian Speech“To the teacher who was regularly intoxicated during class this year…”
  45. cringe
    Naomi Wolf’s Nightmare Continues ApaceHer publisher pushed back the release date after “new questions” arose about the contentious book.
  46. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: The Cat Massage VideoTen years ago, during the summer between my freshman and sophomore years of college, a now-classic viral video colonized my brain.
  47. science!
    Trump Thinks the Moon Is Part of MarsToday’s declaration from POTUS is brought to you by “Science!”
  48. abortion rights
    Missouri Forces Abortion Doctors to Perform ‘Invasive’ Vaginal Exams“It feels like we are an instrument of the state in sanctioning sexual assault.”
  49. small blessings
    Finally, You Can LARP With Goats[books bus to Connecticut]
  50. big little teeth
    The Rumors Are True: Meryl Streep Wore Tiny Fake Teeth in ‘Big Little Lies’“She needed to be believable.”
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