Madeleine Aggeler Author Archive

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Trump Congratulates Hurricane Victim on Boat That Washed Up at His House

“At least you got a nice boat out of the deal.”

11:59 a.m.

Trump Says He Has a ‘Very Hard’ Time Imagining Kavanaugh Allegations Are True

The president has been accused of sexual misconduct by 22 women.

10:23 a.m.

Two Mental-Health Patients Drowned While Chained Up in a Flooded Police Van

The two deputies transporting them managed to escape the floodwaters in South Carolina.

Yesterday at 5:59 p.m.

A Running List of Excuses Team Kavanaugh Has Tried Out

Their tactics in dealing with the misconduct allegations have been numerous, and sometimes contradictory.

Yesterday at 2:22 p.m.

Man Accused of Murdering Golfer Said He Had Urge to Rape and Kill Women: Report

A man has been charged with the killing of champion college golfer Celia Barquin Arozamena.

9/17/2018 at 3:56 p.m.

Post Malone Has Definitely Been Cursed by a Haunted Box

The reason behind his recent string of near-death experiences.

9/17/2018 at 12:37 p.m.

Over 200 Women Sign Letter in Support of Kavanaugh’s Accuser

Alumnae of Christine Blasey Ford’s high school have released a letter saying they believe her.

9/17/2018 at 11:40 a.m.

A Border Patrol Agent in Texas Killed at Least 4 Women. Here’s What to Know.

Prosecutors are calling Juan David Ortiz a serial killer.

9/14/2018 at 6:30 p.m.

At Least 200 Couples Have Divorced Over Fortnite in 2018

According to a new report.

9/14/2018 at 5:00 p.m.

Everything We Know About the California Shooting Spree

Six were found dead — including the gunman.

9/14/2018 at 3:19 p.m.

Where Is Hurricane Florence’s Path? Tracking the Expected Route of the Storm.

Here’s where the storm is expected to go.

9/14/2018 at 12:32 p.m.

Woman Says Brett Kavanaugh ‘Attempted to Force Himself on Her’ in High School

A woman claims that when he was in high school, the Supreme Court nominee held her down and tried to force himself on her.

9/14/2018 at 11:12 a.m.

State Department Spent $52,000 on Fancy Curtains for Nikki Haley’s NYC Apartment

“All she’s got is a part-time maid, and the ability to open and close the curtains quickly is important.”

9/14/2018 at 9:03 a.m.

I Tried to Master Roasted Vegetables and Somehow Only Got Worse

How a tiny potato with a mind of her own forced me to dismantle my oven.

9/13/2018 at 6:10 p.m.

Beatles of the Sea: Belugas Invite Narwhal to Boys-Only Sex Party

Like John Lennon and Paul McCartney before them, this group of belugas and their one narwhal friend have bonded by playing “social, sexual games.”

9/13/2018 at 12:30 p.m.

‘People Died on Your Watch’: San Juan Mayor Blasts Trump’s Hurricane Tweets

After the president tweeted that Democrats fabricated Hurricane Maria’s death toll to make him look bad.

9/13/2018 at 11:03 a.m.

I Love This Beautiful and Postmodern Shay Mitchell SponCon Video

When you are promoting makeup wipes on Instagram … but you don’t want to mess up your glam.

9/11/2018 at 5:14 p.m.

Trump Says Hurricane Florence Is ‘Tremendously Big and Tremendously Wet’

A not-very-reassuring description.

9/11/2018 at 4:15 p.m.

Paul McCartney Shares Heartwarming Story of Jacking Off With John Lennon

Once, maybe twice.

9/11/2018 at 1:02 p.m.

Georgia School Announces It Will Start Paddling Children As Punishment

“There was a time where corporal punishment was kind of the norm in school and you didn’t have the problems that you have,” said the superintendent.