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What started as a joke (What if ‘Dear Abby’ were a gay Mexican man on Grindr?) has since become an invaluable resource for tens of thousands of readers of this preeminent LGBTQ+ advice column by John Paul Brammer. He is also an illustrator and the author of the essay collection Hola Papi: How to Come Out in a Walmart Parking Lot and Other Life Lessons. Brammer began his career writing for The Guardian, NBC News, and Teen Vogue. He also writes and illustrates for outlets such as the Washington Post, Guernica, Catapult, and many more.

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‘Can I Get Over My Debilitating Social Anxiety?’

 Forget the high stakes you’re imposing and try to focus on how nice it is simply to be in contact with another human being. By J.P. Brammer

More From ‘¡Hola Papi!’

  1. ‘Am I Too Online?’I’m sorry to report that this is one of those “if you have to ask” questions.
  2. ‘Help! I Suck at First Dates’Make an earnest attempt to get to know each other. That involves a lot of listening.
  3. ‘I’m Terrified of Being Disliked’In my experience, people-pleasing develops as a way to minimize conflict.
  4. ‘How Do I Make Friends As an Adult?’Here it is, the ¡Hola Papi! friendship field guide for people whose backs are just starting to make alarming noises.
  5. ‘I’m Still Bitter Over My Breakup’You’re not a bad person for hurting or for being angry.
  6. ‘I’m Jealous of My Best Friend’s Other Friends’Friendships are jungle gyms for our insecurities.
  7. ‘Can I Cut My New ‘Friend’ Off?’Our time and attention are precious resources, and if it feels like someone isn’t honoring yours, you should nip that in the bud.
  8. ‘Will I Ever Stop Being So Needy?’Sometimes it’s not about what we have or what we don’t. It’s about shifting our perspective.
  9. ‘Is My Crush Just Leading Me On?’When a guy is interested, it tends to be pretty obvious.
  10. ‘Am I Letting My Ex Off the Hook?’It takes a lot of strength to forgive the people who’ve hurt us.
  11. ‘I Don’t Think My Partner’s Attracted to Me’He’s never said he doesn’t see you as beautiful. Consider that perhaps your own insecurities and anxieties are coloring how you perceive his behavior.
  12. ‘Is It Wrong to Be Friends With My Former Teacher?’Every relationship has power dynamics, and learning how to navigate that is part of becoming an adult.
  13. ‘Is It a Bad Idea to Live With My Ex?’Home should be a refuge. I’d rather a poltergeist in my apartment over an ex.
  14. ‘Do I Spend More Time on My Friends Than They Spend on Me?’It might be worth asking if your noble sacrifices for the sake of your friends are really all that noble.
  15. ‘How Do I Go On Without My Loved Ones?’The most important thing your ancestors have given you is a heartbeat. Use it well.
  16. ‘What If No One Wants Me After I Transition?’Being wanted feels great, but when it comes at the expense of your own needs, when it demands that you deny your true self, it stops being worth it.
  17. ‘Do I Even Deserve to Be in a Relationship?’Try to remember that guilt and self-flagellation don’t accomplish much.
  18. ‘He’s Pushing Me Away. Should I Take the Hint?’Sticking around might seem noble, but you also might just be enabling him. He needs to understand that his words and actions have consequences.
  19. ‘How Do I Make a Move Without Coming Off As Creepy?’Even I live in fear of saying something on a dating app that ends up in a viral Twitter screenshot.
  20. ‘My Friend Is Always Pointing Out Hot Guys, and It Makes Me Insecure’Comparison is a thief. It wants nothing but your time and happiness.
  21. ‘Why Am I Dreaming About Sex With a Man When I’m a Lesbian?’The something at the root of a dream is very rarely the most literal interpretation of what happens in it. It’s your dating anxiety talking.
  22. ‘My Boyfriend Dumped Me Out of the Blue’Whether you like it or not, time will dull the ache. People can and do come out the other side of this situation all the time.
  23. ‘What if My Partner Judges Me for Writing Smut?’He doesn’t have to read it or get super into the genre, but he does have to respect it, and respect you.
  24. ‘Can I Break Up With Him If There’s Nothing Really Wrong?’There’s little else for you to do but rip the Band-Aid off.
  25. ‘I’m Only Into Guys Who Are Already in Relationships’I’m glad you were able to identify this problem before attempting a home-wrecking.
  26. ‘I Hooked Up With My Ex. Now What?’I don’t think you need a particularly wise advice columnist to tell you that sleeping with your ex is a bad idea, right?
  27. ‘Two Years Later, I’m Not Over My Friend Breakup’If you can forgive them, do so. That doesn’t mean reaching out and trying to patch things up. It means finding peace with the way things are.
  28. ‘I Have a Big Crush, But She Has a Girlfriend’It’s easy to romanticize trysts and chance encounters, but those do not a sturdy relationship make.
  29. ‘Was What I Had With My Ex Special?’It’s up to you to decide if you’re hurting and if something isn’t right.
  30. ‘I’m 30 and I’ve Never Had a Boyfriend’I can assure you that you’re not alone.
  31. ‘How Do I Ask Him Out?’Express interest. Avoid desperation. That’s about it.
  32. ‘Am I a Helicopter Parent?’Sometimes, loving someone means letting them make their own mistakes.
  33. ‘I’m the Weekend Boyfriend, But I Want More’Sit him down and tell him what you want. If you’re not on the same page, see if there’s a way to get there.
  34. ‘Is It Ever Okay to Ask Someone Where They’re From?’People who are frequently othered in our culture will definitely know when you’re just trying to sniff out their ethnicity.
  35. ‘Should We Move to Scotland and Buy a Castle?’This is what happens when you spend too much time on Zillow.
  36. ‘My Friend Thinks I’m in a Cult’I think this situation falls under the “if you have to ask” category.
  37. ‘Should I Get Back Together With My Ex?’Take what you liked from the relationship and take this time to work on yourself.
  38. ‘How Do I Tell My Friends I Don’t Have Time for Them?’Some of my favorite people are “I’ll see you when I see you” people, and that’s okay.
  39. ‘I’m Sick of Being the Bad Guy in Relationships’The reality is, in life, you will be both victim and villain.
  40. ‘I’m Jealous and Regretful’Any second of your life spent wanting to be someone else is a second wasted.
  41. ‘I Hate My Writing Group’Ask yourself, Is this better than writing alone in my house?
  42. ‘Should I Blow Up My Boring, Stable Life?’It’s good to remember chaos is neither inherently good nor bad, and it doesn’t have to be an “all or nothing” kind of deal.
  43. ‘I Feel Abandoned by My Friend’Hopefully the two of you can have a productive conversation that leaves you both in a healthier place.
  44. ‘I’m Ashamed of Being Unemployed’The path is long, crooked, embarrassing, and deeply silly. Having friends and passions will make it tolerable.
  45. ‘I Was Dumped, and Now I Feel Disposable’You will meet other people, and when you do, you’ll be able to better identify what you want.
  46. ‘Can Your Partner Ever Really Know You?’You will never be fully known by another person. You will not even fully know yourself.
  47. ‘I Transitioned, But I Still Feel Like a Phony’It’s good when we don’t have to struggle like we used to, so long as those struggles inspire solidarity with those who aren’t in the same place.
  48. ‘I Want to Be Casual, But I Have a Huge Crush’No strings can be fun, but there’s nothing wrong with adding some when it makes sense for both of you.
  49. ‘Why Do I Always Have to Be the One to Initiate Plans?’Most people are waiting for someone else to break through the quiet.
  50. ‘I Lost My Creative Spark’Don’t think about the book you haven’t written or the drawing you haven’t sketched out. Think about what role you want art to play in your daily life.
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