Take That, Lauren: Heidi Montag to Launch Clothing LineHeidi Montag with her new boobsPhoto: Getty ImagesThe Hills’ Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag are so similar, yet so different: Both are blonde, both attended Los Angeles’ Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising — but only Lauren graduated! Stings, doesn’t it? Heidi, you’ll recall, dropped out to accept a position at a public-relations firm, climbing its corporate ladder while pissing off her co-workers and creating some of the best television ever. Now Montag, the Fashion Institute dropout, is designing an apparel line and ad campaign for Anchor Blue, a retail chain that targets teenage mall-going girls. Montag’s line, called Heidiwood — oh, how we wish we could make this stuff up — includes “striped dresses, colorful tank tops, signature T-shirts, black shorts, white-jean shirts and some bags and jewelry.” (We don’t know who wears white-jean shirts, either.)