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Animals

  1. i like this bitch’s life
    No One Is Having a Better Summer Than Freya the WalrusShe can currently be found in Norway, swimming around and lounging on people’s boats.
  2. good boys
    Congratulations to These WrinklesTrumpet the bloodhound is the first of his breed to win Best in Show.
  3. obsessions
    I Can’t Shut Up About the Queen’s Personal ZooShe technically owns all the swans in England??
  4. why tho
    Of Course Nicolas Cage Spent $80,000 On a Two-Headed SnakeNic Cage remains on brand.
  5. trends
    The Ubiquity of the ‘Pumpkin Spice of Dogs’If you don’t already have one of these designer pups, chances are you want one.
  6. confessions
    Admit It: Nicolas Cage Is HotI love his unsettlingly intense voice, his mighty eyebrows, and his powerful collection of leather jackets.
  7. no please
    Brace for an Invasion of Massive SpidersSwarms of palm-size arachnids? Absolutely not.
  8. science
    Sorry About the Deadly Pandemic, Here’s a WormScientists have named a new flatworm after COVID which is … cool, I guess.
  9. sure why not
    Self-Proclaimed Goth Nicolas Cage Has a Crow That Insults Him“He has taken to calling me names.”
  10. rat kings
    RIP to a Legend(ary Rat)Magawa won a medal for his landmine-sniffing abilities. Please clap.
  11. great work
    Archaeologist Badger Discovers Over 200 Ancient CoinsPlease clap!
  12. festive!!!
    ’Tis the Season for 25 to 30 Feral HogsA sounder of wild swine lay siege to a Houston-area neighborhood.
  13. disappointment
    Scientist Makes Phone for Her Dog, Dog Never AnswersAnd most of his calls were butt-dials.
  14. beauty standards
    Even Camels Have Instagram Face NowAnd 40 of them were disqualified from a beauty pageant because of it.
  15. stripy bandits
    You Catch More Zebras With … Zebras, Right?A dazzle of stripy bandits continues to evade Maryland authorities more than a month after escaping a breeder.
  16. rejoice
    Congratulations to This Fat BearMeet Otis, a four-time Fat Bear Week champion.
  17. stripy bandits
    We’re Rooting for These Fugitive ZebrasA dazzle of stripy bandits has evaded arrest for nearly a month.
  18. hot shot
    How Does Angela Merkel Feel About These Birds?A story in five facial expressions.
  19. fuck these bees
    The Bees Have Gone Too FarThey murdered 63 penguins living peacefully in South Africa.
  20. nature
    Oh, to Be a Cow Airlifted Through the Swiss AlpsThey are truly a sight to behold.
  21. hell?
    Welcome to Murder Hornet SeasonThis year, it kicks off with the discovery of a 1,500-hornet nest!
  22. mysteries of the deep
    Look at This Freaky Old WhaleIt had four legs and roamed both land and sea.
  23. help!!
    Would You Risk It All for This Chimp?A woman was banned from a Belgian zoo after having a four-year “affair” with a chimpanzee.
  24. bovine drama
    Just Let the Cows Have Their BeachThe famous cows in Corsica have been attacking tourists.
  25. climate crisis
    Thousands of Baby Flamingos Have Died Due to DroughtThe birds’ deaths in central Turkey are another reminder of how dire the climate crisis is.
  26. good boys
    This Gorgeous Cotton Ball Won the Westminster Dog ShowMeet Wasabi.
  27. niche drama
    Feral Peacocks Are Tearing Southern California ApartBoth literally and figuratively.
  28. buzz buzz
    Unpacking the Backlash Against the TikTok Bee LadyThe beekeeper behind Texas Beeworks, known for scooping bees with her bare hands, is facing criticism over safety methods and conservation efforts.
  29. sorry
    Please Don’t Kiss the Chickens!The CDC is begging you.
  30. animals
    Houston’s Fugitive Tiger Has Finally Been FoundHe is reportedly being resettled at an animal sanctuary, after an impressive six days on the lam.
  31. okay??
    Actually, Martha Stewart Has 21 Peacocks“They do not smell. They are so clean! Their voices are loud but such fun to hear.”
  32. animals
    Fugitive Tiger Continues to Evade ArrestA big cat has been on the lam in Houston for nearly a week.
  33. squatters’ rights
    These Giant Birds Have an Inspiring Commitment to MayhemA flock of condors laid claim to a woman’s house in Southern California, destroying and pooping on everything in sight.
  34. political animals
    Would You Vote for This Bear?“The Beast” would like to be California’s next governor.
  35. woof
    On Top of Everything, Major Biden Must Now Coexist With a CatThe Bidens are reportedly introducing another pet into the mix.
  36. new duck alert
    Have You Seen This Very Tall Duck?Meet Long Boi.
  37. :(
    Apparently Otters Can Get COVIDA romp of “geriatric” otters tested positive at the Georgia Aquarium.
  38. oops
    A Woman Called Animal Control on a CroissantClassic mistake.
  39. help!
    Have You Seen This Beefy Boy?Darius, the world’s longest rabbit, is missing in action.
  40. s.o.s.
    The Bunnies Still Need Our HelpTaika Waititi, Zac Efron, and Olivia Munn are campaigning for the ban of cosmetic testing on animals with a new short film.
  41. animals
    Please Tell Us More About Your Pet Owl, Salma HayekIt’s named after her husband’s luxury-goods conglomerate.
  42. whodunnit
    Poo Incident at the White HouseTwo likely suspects have emerged after a pile of feces appeared outside the Diplomatic Reception Room.
  43. animals
    Biden’s Dogs Are Back in the White HouseOne has received some training following a scandalous “biting incident.”
  44. i like this bitch’s life
    I Envy These Self-Decapitating SlugsWhat the hell kind of sorcery is this??
  45. animals
    Biden’s Dog Bit SomeoneMajor and Champ Biden have been sent back to Delaware, according to someone “familiar with the dogs’ schedule.”
  46. culture
    Apes at the San Diego Zoo Got COVID Vaccines(Don’t freak out, it’s a special animal-only jab.)
  47. celebrity
    Congrats to This Puppy for Winning the Super BowlChunky Monkey was the breakout star of the Puppy Bowl, and honestly the Super Bowl as well.
  48. look at him
    Please, This Bat, He’s Very OldStatler is a 33-year-old fruit bat who enjoys “a warm facial and gentle brushes.”
  49. animals
    Giant Pandas Are Having the Best Snow DayWatch the National Zoo residents throw all caution to the wind and lunge their burly bodies down a snowy hill.
  50. keeping up with the royals
    We Welcome the Rumored Royal PupPrince William and Kate Middleton have reportedly acquired a puppy.
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