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Animals

  1. :(
    Apparently Otters Can Get COVIDA romp of “geriatric” otters tested positive at the Georgia Aquarium.
  2. oops
    A Woman Called Animal Control on a CroissantClassic mistake.
  3. help!
    Have You Seen This Beefy Boy?Darius, the world’s longest rabbit, is missing in action.
  4. s.o.s.
    The Bunnies Still Need Our HelpTaika Waititi, Zac Efron, and Olivia Munn are campaigning for the ban of cosmetic testing on animals with a new short film.
  5. animals
    Please Tell Us More About Your Pet Owl, Salma HayekIt’s named after her husband’s luxury-goods conglomerate.
  6. whodunnit
    Poo Incident at the White HouseTwo likely suspects have emerged after a pile of feces appeared outside the Diplomatic Reception Room.
  7. animals
    Biden’s Dogs Are Back in the White HouseOne has received some training following a scandalous “biting incident.”
  8. i like this bitch’s life
    I Envy These Self-Decapitating SlugsWhat the hell kind of sorcery is this??
  9. animals
    Biden’s Dog Bit SomeoneMajor and Champ Biden have been sent back to Delaware, according to someone “familiar with the dogs’ schedule.”
  10. culture
    Apes at the San Diego Zoo Got COVID Vaccines(Don’t freak out, it’s a special animal-only jab.)
  11. celebrity
    Congrats to This Puppy for Winning the Super BowlChunky Monkey was the breakout star of the Puppy Bowl, and honestly the Super Bowl as well.
  12. look at him
    Please, This Bat, He’s Very OldStatler is a 33-year-old fruit bat who enjoys “a warm facial and gentle brushes.”
  13. animals
    Giant Pandas Are Having the Best Snow DayWatch the National Zoo residents throw all caution to the wind and lunge their burly bodies down a snowy hill.
  14. keeping up with the royals
    We Welcome the Rumored Royal PupPrince William and Kate Middleton have reportedly acquired a puppy.
  15. animals
    Finally, Science Has Allowed Us to Gaze Upon a Dinosaur’s OrificeA paleontologist says the newly discovered dinosaur butthole specimen is “perfect” and “unique.”
  16. uh oh
    The ‘Cocaine Hippos’ Are Out of ControlEighty to 100 invasive hippos are running roughshod over Colombia’s Magdalena river basin — and scientists fear their ranks could swell.
  17. crime
    A Manatee Was Found With ‘Trump’ Scraped Into Its BackAuthorities are investigating the disfigurement, which is illegal under state and federal laws.
  18. rats
    The Rats Have Taken Over a ChipotleWorkers say they have taken to murdering cat-size rats, who love guacamole, by “stomping on them.”
  19. so small
    Bless This Teeny PossumA little pygmy possum discovered on Kangaroo Island in Australia is the first of its species spotted after the bushfires.
  20. celebrity couples
    Show Me a Better Fairy-Tale EndingPumpkin and Harris (both otters) were heartbroken after the deaths of their partners. Then their sanctuaries had them try online dating.
  21. craigslist
    This Gorgeous Craigslist Pig Couch Deserves BetterHere’s the true story behind this arresting piece of furniture.
  22. science
    Scientists Are Just Sticking Platypuses Under Black LightWhy, you might ask? I’m still not sure.
  23. health
    Millions of Mink Slaughtered in Denmark Over Health ConcernsGovernment officials fear the mink could carry a dangerous mutation of COVID-19.
  24. doom
    I Wish a Whale Would Try to Swallow MeShocking video footage shows a humpback appearing to nearly swallow a kayak. (Everyone was fine.) But honestly it does sound sort of nice …
  25. animals
    Can Pets See Ghosts?We asked the experts, and some of them got back to us.
  26. screams
    And Now, a Sinkhole Full of RatsA New York sidewalk split and swallowed its victim, plunging him into a rat pit.
  27. ?!?!?!
    Scientists Hit Murder Hornet MotherlodeThe Washington State Department of Agriculture has located and destroyed its first nest.
  28. niche drama
    There’s Drama in the Queer Penguin CommunityA conspiring gay couple has stolen an entire nest of eggs from a lesbian couple at the same zoo.
  29. con artists
    Beloved Little Primate Called Out as Toxic, Poisonous SchemerSlow lorises are not the sweet angles we might have thought, a new study finds.
  30. tyger tyger
    Give This Photograph of a Tiger Hugging a Tree All the AwardsThis image of a blissed-out large cat enjoying nature deserves them all.
  31. american heros
    The Fly Made Us Feel AliveAn American hero.
  32. fat bear week
    All Hail Our New Fat Bear KingLet’s give it up for the Earl of Avoirdupois, the winner of this year’s Fat Bear Week.
  33. celebrity couples
    Please Let These Lonely Otters Fall in LoveOnline dating has brought together two bereaved otters in captivity.
  34. hell?
    The Plague of Murder Hornets Isn’t Done With Us YetApparently, September was mating season.
  35. holidays
    The Most Glorious Week of the Year Is Finally HereVoting for Fat Bear Week has begun.
  36. why is your skin so good
    How Do Dolphins Get Their Skin So Good?A marine biologist reveals the real secrets to achieving the “dolphin skin” trend.
  37. animals
    Hundreds of Whales Are Dying on Australia’s CoastRoughly 500 whales have washed up so far — making this one of the worst mass strandings in history.
  38. hmmm
    This Is by Far Martha Stewart’s Most Deranged Home AdviceWhy does she keep insisting that we should all bathe our cats?
  39. animals
    Damn, That’s a Lot of Giant Sperm for One Tiny CrustaceanScientists have discovered a massive ancient sperm sample from a tiny ostracod.
  40. recommendations
    The Love Story We All Need Right NowWatch this gorgeous documentary about the love between a man and an octopus — and weep over the beauty and majesty of life.
  41. animals
    In New Mexico, the Birds Are Dying at Alarming RatesAnd wildlife experts don’t know exactly why.
  42. fixations
    I Think About Olivia Newton-John’s ‘Dolphin Song’ a LotThere’s no larger metaphor, no innuendo, no irony. It’s just a song about dolphins.
  43. mysteries of the deep
    Are the Orcas Exacting Their Revenge?Killer whales have reportedly been bullying boats in the Strait of Gibraltar.
  44. miracles
    A Celibate Snake Just Laid 7 Eggs???May this elderly, independent ball python serve as an inspiration to us all.
  45. missing animals
    And Now There’s a Tiger on the LooseSorry.
  46. animals
    They Think They Know Why the Elephants Are DyingFollowing the mysterious death of hundreds of elephants, scientists have narrowed in on two leading theories.
  47. :’)
    May We All Know a Love Like These Two Female Penguins’Electra and Violet have successfully adopted and hatched an egg together.
  48. pets
    Can I Interest You in a Dogshare?Just as much affection, half the responsibility. What’s not to love?
  49. animals
    Even the Frogs Are Into Throuples NowA new study shows that consensual non-monogamy is all the rage among certain amphibians.
  50. congrats
    Let Me Live Vicariously Through These WhalesTwo belugas are thrilled to return to the sea after a long, involuntary stint in captivity.
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