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Audrina Patridge

  1. head for the hills
    Hills Doubleheader: Audrina and Lauren Finally Talk, OMG.In this week’s second episode, the girls get the mascara all over the place. Obviously.
  2. head for the hills
    A Double Dose of The HillsMTV blessed us twice as much this week, especially in giving us a blowout “let’s totally implode in Vegas” episode.
  3. cult of personality
    Drama on The Hills Strangely Akin to That of Middle EastEpisode two of the latest season was a waste, save for some current-events analysis from the one and only Spencer Pratt.
  4. cult of personality
    When You’re in The Hills, You’ll Never Be FriendsThe new season of ‘The Hills’ premiered last night, and we could finally breathe for the first time.
  5. loose threads
    Charlotte Ronson Collaborates on Swimwear; Kate Holmes Denies Design PlansAlso, get a peek at Samantha Pleet’s new Urban Outfitters collection, and Charlize Theron parties for André 3000’s line.
  6. new york fugging city
    Forecasting ‘The Hills’: A Whole Season in a Single TrailerMTV has released a preview for season four, and we can pretty much tell you exactly how this whole sloppy thing is going to play out.
  7. new york fugging city
    The Teen Idol Is Dead, Long Live the (Reality-TV) Teen IdolRemember when teen idols had actual talent? Yeah, those were the days before Nicole Richie, Speidi, and reality television ruined it all.
  8. run through
    Whitney Gets ‘Hills’ Spinoff With Olivia Palermo!And they’re going to need some damn good wardrobes to make it interesting.
  9. loose threads
    Donatella Wins Superstar Award; Akris Rakes in Cash; Gisele Gets SuedDonatella Versace will win the Superstar Award from Fashion Group International, Akris broke sales records at Bergdorf, and Gisele’s carpenter is suing her.
  10. cult of personality
    ‘The Hills’: No Place Like Audrina’s Crappy HomeThis week in the continuing saga we like to refer to as Shitting on Audrina’s Head, we open with Heidi (sleeveless and wearing a scarf, as is the inexplicable L.A. style) and her fake boss Brent Bolthouse chatting in his office.
  11. cult of personality
    ‘The Hills’ Are Alive With the Sound of Stephen CollettiIn this week’s episode, the girls gang up on Audrina some more, and LC’s old flame returns.
  12. cult of personality
    Everyone Fights on ‘The Hills,’ But Justin Bobby’s BackThis week, Lauren and Lo turn on poor Audrina, which is kind of like kicking a kid in a wheelchair. At least she’s got her skeevy boy toy to comfort her!
  13. loose threads
    Teens Love Rachel Bilson, Victoria’s Secret, and Hot TopicDKNY hopes Rachel Bilson’s line will lure teens back to the juniors’ denim department; meanwhile, Karl Lagerfeld dislikes food and children.
  14. cult of personality
    Stacy London Is Actually Kind of AwesomeAnyone who talks the kind of ‘Hills’ smack she did is welcome to lunch with us any day.