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    Stefano Gabbana Confirms Madonna Has Working Tear DuctsShe really cried for her Dolce campaign shoot.
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    Jesus Luz Is Getting His Picture Taken in Very Skimpy Manties Right NowLooks like he’s landed an underwear campaign!
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    Jesus Luz Now Leads Lucrative Life As a SlashThe ‘Times’ clears up everything you thought you knew about him.
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    Jesus Luz Stars in New Jesus-Themed Ad CampaignSomeone had to do it.
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    Madonna’s Next Video Is a Dolce & Gabbana FestThe designers and Dolce model Jesus Luz could appear in it.
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    Video: Behind the Scenes at Madonna’s Fall 2009 Louis Vuitton Campaign ShootWatch Madge fawn over Marc, eat kebabs, and lament her high heels.
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    Jesus Luz Walked for Givenchy!He’s modeling! He’s really modeling!
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    Thoughts on Madonna’s Ingenious Met-Gala OutfitWe thought the drunk-maid look was brilliant, but most papers thought she just looked like a disaster.
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    Madonna Confirmed for Louis Vuitton, Round TwoBut will Jesus Luz appear with her? Arbitrary statistics point to yes.
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    Jesus Luz Doesn’t Need Madonna’s Help AnymoreShe jump-started his career, but now he could probably make hers a bit less fusty.