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  1. hear ye hear ye
    Young Man Gets His Own BowlCongratulations, Shawn Mendes, on your very own bowl.
  2. rats
    The Rats Have Taken Over a ChipotleWorkers say they have taken to murdering cat-size rats, who love guacamole, by “stomping on them.”
  3. beauty
    Ways to Improve This Chipotle Beauty CollectionIts new makeup collaboration is a missed opportunity.
  4. workplace discrimination
    A Jury Found Chipotle Discriminated Against Pregnant EmployeeAnd they’re paying out $550,000 in compensation and damages.
  5. chipotle
    There Were Always Going to Be Chipotle TruthersA viral, conspiracy-addled column offers a fascinating real-life example of political psychology in action.
  6. chipotle
    Chipotle’s Anti-GMO Stance Didn’t Keep Its Customers SafeThe burritos didn’t contain GMOs, but they did contain E. coli.
  7. stars! they’re just like us
    Kendall Jenner Walks Into Chipotle, People Lose Their Freaking MindsStars: They’re just like us.
  8. goals
    Khloé Kardashian Took a Private Plane to a Chipotle DateShe matched her green Birkin to the extra guac.
  9. chipotle
    Chipotle Is Promoting Opportunistic Anti-Science HysteriaIt’s not that different from pandering to anti-vaxxers or climate-change deniers.
  10. ideas
    Turns Out Chipotle Is a Totally Acceptable Place for a First DateStop trying so hard, you try-hards.