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  1. celebrity
    Matt Rogers Wants You to Have a Merry Little Orgasm This ChristmasThe comedian’s new album, “Have You Heard of Christmas?,” is heavy on holiday lust.
  2. aliens are real
    Are Aliens Coming or Is It Just Christmas?Possible UFO sightings in Wisconsin might have been Christmas lights instead.
  3. culture
    Tom Brady’s Christmas Plans Sure Sound BleakHe apparently plans to spend the holiday alone in a hotel room.
  4. keeping up with the royals
    The Royals Are Releasing a TV Special of Their OwnA Christmas special, featuring Craig David.
  5. santa can you hear me?
    Mariah Carey’s ‘Queen of Christmas’ Title Won’t Be TrademarkedShe’s still a queen of Christmas in our hearts.
  6. culture
    Every Thought I Had While Watching Falling for Christmas’Tis the season to celebrate the return of Lindsay Lohan.
  7. horny holidays
    This Is Exactly How I Imagined MGK and Megan Fox’s ChristmasMatching pajamas. Broken toys. Holiday magic abounds.
  8. redemption
    Justice for EggnogA delicious chilled drink to be enjoyed exactly once a year.
  9. hot takes
    Please Don’t Make Me Go to an Office Holiday PartyUnless I am being paid to attend.
  10. acquiescence
    Turns Out It’s Pretty Good: Getting a Christmas TreeAn unabashed cliff-dive into holiday spirit.
  11. ikea meatballs
    Being Stranded at Ikea Sounds … Good?Snowed-in shoppers in Denmark had a sleepover with Christmas movies and cocoa.
  12. crime
    An SUV Plowed Into a Christmas Parade in WisconsinAt least six are dead and dozens more have been injured, including children. Here’s what we know.
  13. sorry mom
    I Refuse to Celebrate the Holidays As I Did in the Before TimesThe idea of “going back to normal”makes me Grinch-y.
  14. mysteries
    Does the Queen Really Weigh Her Christmas Guests?Why is the royal family like this?
  15. no please
    It’s Too Early for This“Who’s ready for a Khloé Christmas?!” Khloé asks, in October.
  16. acquiescence
    Turns Out It’s Pretty Good: The GrinchHow the 2018 movie became a year-round source of comfort for my 3-year-old and me.
  17. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: Kate Bush’s 1979 Christmas SpecialIt reminds me that the holidays don’t need to be perfect (or even particularly normal).
  18. self
    Santa Is a MomHistorically, women have been responsible for curating familial holiday cheer. This year might lessen the burden.
  19. keeping up with the royals
    Prince Harry Mistaken for Normie Christmas Tree WorkerWelcome to the real world, buddy.
  20. style
    Wow, I Finally Know What to Wear to Holiday PartiesThank you, Kristen Stewart in Happiest Season.
  21. nightmare before christmas
    The White House Is Already Throwing Maskless Holiday PartiesA spokesperson says “masks will be required,” but guests were reportedly not following along on the first day of festivities.
  22. silent night
    Melania’s Christmases, Ranked From Most to Least HauntedLooking back on four years of unseasonably haunting decorations.
  23. oh no
    The White House Prepares for a Final Cursed ChristmasThey’re reportedly hosting a slate of parties, in-person and indoors.
  24. holly jolly
    32 Best Christmas MoviesAll the films you need to get in the holiday spirit.
  25. politics
    Melania Hates ChristmasShe was caught bashing the holiday in a secretly-taped phone call.
  26. baby animals
    Just a Baby-Rhino Christmas MiracleAn incredibly cute little rhino had a “very, very special birth” at a zoo in Michigan.
  27. christmas
    Which Celebrity Got the Most Ridiculous Christmas Gift?And did anyone manage to one-up the Kardashians?
  28. keeping up with the royals
    Meghan and Harry’s Holiday Card Is All About Baby ArchieIt’s the newest royal baby’s first Christmas.
  29. keeping up with the royals
    The Royal Family Isn’t Mad at Meghan and Harry, Just ‘Disappointed’After deciding to spend Christmas with his wife’s family, Prince Harry is reminded that his grandparents aren’t getting any younger.
  30. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: Jessica and Ashlee Simpson’s ‘Little Drummer Boy’ DuetNothing says Christmas like an awkward performance and some gentle sibling rivalry.
  31. cut opinion pages
    There Is Still Time to Get a Christmas TreeAn argument, and an examination of potential tree-related pros and cons.
  32. gifting
    Will Someone Please Buy Me Santa’s Finger Bone?This is my ideal Christmas gift.
  33. frenemies
    Please Don’t Forget to Tag Martha Stewart on InstagramThe media mogul chastised Antoni Porowski for posting pictures of her pets and not tagging her.
  34. christmas 2019
    So What Day Is Christmas Again?Though stockings were hung by the chimney with care, St. Nicholas wondered, “When will I be there?”
  35. holidays 2019
    Oh No, Christmas Is in Two WeeksOh God. Oh no.
  36. sponcon
    This Is the Most Kris Jenner Gift of All TimeThis Christmas, she’s giving the whole Kardashian-Jenner clan the gift of Botox.
  37. home decor
    Kim Kardashian West’s Christmas Decorations Are a Sight to BeholdBehold the Kardashian–West family’s holiday decorations.
  38. keeping up with the royals
    What Is Kate Middleton’s Christmas Tree Secret?We’ll tell you, but only if you promise to keep it to yourself.
  39. holiday 2019
    Against Christmas ListsThey take all the joy out of gift-giving.
  40. holiday windows
    This Real Housewife Is Most Excited for the HolidaysDorinda Medley was beside herself at the Saks holiday window reveal.
  41. keeping up with the royals
    The Queen Is Reportedly ‘Disappointed’ About Harry and Meghan’s Christmas PlansThe couple’s holiday plans have reportedly “disappointed” her.
  42. santa claus
    Lucky Girl Believes in Santa, But Not Trump’s ChildrenThe 7-year-old for whom Trump nearly ruined Santa says she’s “honestly never heard of” him having any kids.
  43. money moves
    Offset Got Cardi B Some Very Opulent Christmas GiftsThe rappers exchanged presents on Christmas, following a Puerto Rican vacation.
  44. celebrity
    This Is What Christmas Looks Like When You’re FamousFrom Hermès bags to profane Goyard trunks, the famous set were awfully good this year.
  45. debates
    Should You Open Presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Morning?A festive debate.
  46. relationships
    Why Do My Exes Always Text Me During the Holidays?We’ve reached the time of year when your ex really “hopes you’re well.”
  47. Most Bone-able Christmas CharactersBecause who doesn’t love Colin Firth in a sweater?
  48. keeping up with the royals
    Why Isn’t Meghan Markle’s Mom Spending Christmas With Her?Queen Elizabeth apparently invited her last month.
  49. ho ho ho
    What Will Threaten Christmas in Your Holiday Movie?Find out using our conflict generator.
  50. hollaad tonnel
    Report: The Holland Tunnel Decorations You Hated Will ChangeSay good-bye to the “HOLLAAD TONNEL.”
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