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    Grow Up: It’s Jack Black Over Jude Law in The HolidayComplicated men with baggage and British accents are for your 20s.
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    No More GirliesMy one-woman crusade against the girlies probably won’t hasten its demise, but it’s good to be reminded that all trends always fade away.
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    Good for GiseleThe enemy of my enemy (Tom Brady) is also my friend.
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    Adam Levine Only Has Adam Levine to BlameSumner Stroh may have accused him of cheating and sending deranged texts, but it’s not the “other woman” who’s the problem.
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    Let the Woman RestThe Marilyn Monroe in Blonde is yet another figment of our imagination. Maybe we could come up with something else now?
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    Turtlenecks Are Not That GreatI can no longer live under the tyranny of these oppressive garments.
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    Fall Snacks, RankedThe most chaotic food season is upon us.
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    Just Stay In On FridayYou know you want to.
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    Just Celebrate Your Winter Birthday NowWhy not?
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    God, I Miss EavesdroppingIt’s not just a guilty pleasure.
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    Definitely Don’t Watch Contagion Right NowNot even the trailer!
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    Americans Don’t Appreciate Good CandyIn praise of the uncelebrated fondant-filled licorice tube.
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    Look at This Incredibly Sexy BirdShe goes by secretary bird.
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    Parrots Are the Best AnimalThey crave intimacy, they help their friends “buy” food, and they dabble in non-monogamy — shall I go on?
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    There Is Still Time to Get a Christmas TreeAn argument, and an examination of potential tree-related pros and cons.
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    The Simple Joys of Waiting for a FlightGrab your snacks and meet me at Gate 5.
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    I’m So Excited for Instagram to Take Away LikesThen I can really start posting.
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    Sadly, I Like Reading Books on My Phone NowIt helps me stay awake, which I cannot say for a paperback book.
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    Your Birthday Is One DayYour weeklong celebration is tormenting everyone you love.
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    The Mona Lisa Should Just Get BangsHear me out.
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    When Will Full-Length Pants Return From the War?Help, my ankles are cold.
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    More Exclamation Points, Please!!!!!!Few things fill me with greater dread than receiving a message that just says: hi.
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    On the Turtleneck Brazenness of Elizabeth HolmesIf only we could be as bold.