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    Parrots Are the Best AnimalThey crave intimacy, they help their friends “buy” food, and they dabble in non-monogamy — shall I go on?
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    There Is Still Time to Get a Christmas TreeAn argument, and an examination of potential tree-related pros and cons.
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    The Simple Joys of Waiting for a FlightGrab your snacks and meet me at Gate 5.
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    I’m So Excited for Instagram to Take Away LikesThen I can really start posting.
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    Sadly, I Like Reading Books on My Phone NowIt helps me stay awake, which I cannot say for a paperback book.
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    Your Birthday Is One DayYour weeklong celebration is tormenting everyone you love.
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    The Mona Lisa Should Just Get BangsHear me out.
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    When Will Full-Length Pants Return From the War?Help, my ankles are cold.
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    More Exclamation Points, Please!!!!!!Few things fill me with greater dread than receiving a message that just says: hi.
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    On the Turtleneck Brazenness of Elizabeth HolmesIf only we could be as bold.