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Displaying all articles tagged:
Dong Watch
excuses
Oct. 11, 2016
Man Says He Couldn’t Have Assaulted Two Women Because His Penis Is Too Small
Ah, the anatomy defense.
By
Susan Rinkunas
dong watch
Aug. 5, 2016
Oh Dear, Now Justin Bieber Is Fully Naked While on Vacation
What is happening.
By
Gabriella Paiella
dong watch
July 11, 2016
Kate Beckinsale Dresses As Rare Pokémon
The actress dressed up as the elusive “Buldgeasaur.”
By
Claire Landsbaum
medical breakthroughs
May 16, 2016
Everything We Know About the Country’s First Penis Transplant
A Massachusetts man has a new penis after he lost his to cancer.
By
Susan Rinkunas
going hamm
May 13, 2016
Jon Hamm Carries Three Sausages Out of the Grocery Store
The actor made a quick stop for the essentials.
By
Allie Jones
dong watch
Apr. 28, 2016
Samsung Has a New Spokespenis, and It Belongs to Usher
Usher posted a nude photo in a recent Snapchat story … from his Samsung S7.
By
Gabriella Paiella
dong watch
Apr. 19, 2016
Emilia Clarke Wants More Dong Shots on
Game of Thrones
Hear, hear.
By
Gabriella Paiella
dong watch
Apr. 18, 2016
Researchers Prod Men’s Junk to Address Conundrum
Do circumcised men experience less sensitivity than intact men?
By
Susan Rinkunas
dong watch
Mar. 30, 2016
Khloe Kardashian: ‘I’ve Never Seen a White Penis’
Okay.
By
Dayna Evans
getting it
Jan. 12, 2016
The Unlikely Appeal of the Dick Video
When solicited, of course.
By
Alana Massey
very modern medicine
Dec. 7, 2015
All Your Penis-Transplant Questions, Answered
First uteruses, now penises — it’s been a good month for transplants.
By
Susan Rinkunas
eggplant delight
Nov. 23, 2015
Talking to The Game, Instagram Thirst-Trap Champion
He’s truly a master of the form.
By
Allison P. Davis
slam poetry
Oct. 30, 2015
The Game Is a Sensual, Seductive Instagram Poet
The Game for poet laureate of sex.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
Oct. 20, 2015
Investigating the Dildos of 19th-Century Nantucket
One man’s personal white whale.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
Oct. 19, 2015
NFL Network Gives Us a Reason to Watch the NFL Network (Butts)
Also … penises.
By
Jessica Roy
dong watch
Oct. 9, 2015
Bieber’s Dad Being Super-Creepy About Son’s Penis
His baby boy is a man now.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
Oct. 8, 2015
Men Trying Their Darnedest to Regrow Foreskin
The tug strug is real.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
Oct. 7, 2015
There Are Pictures of Justin Bieber’s Big Penis on the Internet
This is not a drill, people.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
Oct. 5, 2015
‘Weed Dick’ Is the New Way for Men to Sexually Disappoint You
It’s like whiskey dick, but with weed.
By
Jessica Roy
dong watch
Sept. 15, 2015
Is There a Phallus in This Taylor Swift Corn Maze?
Do you see what I see?
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
Sept. 8, 2015
There’s a Penis for Every Occasion
A new study finds women prefer different penis lengths for different occasions.
By
Jessica Roy
brief histories
Aug. 27, 2015
Great Moments in Robot-Penis History
There’s so much more than just a bionic penis.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
Aug. 21, 2015
Study: It’s Not the Condom, It’s Your Dick
A new study found condoms don’t actually dull sensation.
By
Jessica Roy
dong watch
Aug. 5, 2015
Your Guide to Lenny Kravitz’s Penis Piercing
We all saw it. But how well do we really know it?
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
Aug. 4, 2015
Lenny Kravitz’s Dick Wants to Fly Away
A NSFW narrative of freedom.
By
Allison P. Davis
July 23, 2015
Today We Celebrate Penis-Shaped Meat!
Hot Dog Day is a win for “sausage” lovers.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
July 21, 2015
Here Are Your Penis Beauty Standards
Is your dick hot? Or not?
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
July 15, 2015
Upstanding Citizen Decorates Portland With Hundreds of Dildos
Why install another bench when you can hang a dick?
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
June 18, 2015
Is Gilbert Really a Good Name for a Penis?
Channing Tatum, let’s talk about this.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
June 12, 2015
Seems Like the First Penis Transplant Works Really Well
The proof is in the pregnancy.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
May 4, 2015
Did Anybody Else Notice the Penis on FKA Twigs’s Dress?
She sneaked that one right by us.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
Apr. 22, 2015
Soon We Can Eat in a Dick-Themed Restaurant
Gender equality fully realized.
By
Allison P. Davis
gratuitous male objectification
Mar. 27, 2015
When Is a Penis Too Good to Break Up With?
A.k.a., Dick Too Bomb.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
Mar. 13, 2015
Florida Pilot Excels at Aerial Penis-Drawing
Behold! A sky-dick.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
Jan. 30, 2015
Adult Circumcision: Men, Sit This ‘Trend’ Out
Fashion is cyclical!
By
Kat Stoeffel
dong watch
Jan. 28, 2015
Ewan McGregor Is Too Polite to Tell You About His Huge Penis
Allow Colin Farrell to.
By
Kat Stoeffel
dong watch
Dec. 22, 2014
Cristiano Ronaldo Honored With Well-Hung Statue
The artist made sure to get his good side.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
Dec. 10, 2014
Tom Ford Is Selling a Golden Penis Necklace
Santa, please!
By
Allison P. Davis
that’ll do
Nov. 12, 2014
Here’s What Qualifies As a Hunky-Man Calendar in Bushwick
Cats and bathtubs.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
Nov. 3, 2014
Jamie Dornan Will Not Show Penis in
Fifty Shades of Grey
This movie is cursed. Cursed.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
Oct. 6, 2014
Medical Milestone: Lab-Grown Penises Almost Ready for Humans
Alchemy? Magic? Science.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
Sept. 4, 2014
Justin Theroux Acknowledges His Enormous Penis
Thank you for addressing this important phenomenon.
By
Allison P. Davis
sexplainers
Aug. 21, 2014
Why We Objectify Men Without Guilt
The Dong Watch will continue until morale improves.
By
Kat Stoeffel
dong watch
Aug. 15, 2014
Meet the World’s First Professional Dongwatcher
He who watches dong.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
Aug. 6, 2014
A Woman Draws Enormous Dicks Using Nike+
Born to run.
By
Allison P. Davis
what i did for love
Aug. 1, 2014
Episode 3: There Has Finally Been a Boner on
Dating Naked
The “radical dating experiment” gets real.
By
Allison P. Davis
July 24, 2014
British Men Romp Nude in Beautiful Homoerotic Glory
Tush, tush, tush, tush.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
July 16, 2014
Here’s Something for Your World Cup Man Withdrawal
And you thought Mario Göetze was known for scoring the winning goal.
By
Allison P. Davis
dong watch
July 9, 2014
Justin Theroux’s Junk Wins Summer Television
Happy Hump Day!
By
Allison P. Davis