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excuses Oct. 11, 2016

Man Says He Couldn’t Have Assaulted Two Women Because His Penis Is Too SmallAh, the anatomy defense.

By Susan Rinkunas
dong watch Aug. 5, 2016

Oh Dear, Now Justin Bieber Is Fully Naked While on VacationWhat is happening.

By Gabriella Paiella
dong watch July 11, 2016

Kate Beckinsale Dresses As Rare Pokémon The actress dressed up as the elusive “Buldgeasaur.”

By Claire Landsbaum
medical breakthroughs May 16, 2016

Everything We Know About the Country’s First Penis TransplantA Massachusetts man has a new penis after he lost his to cancer.

By Susan Rinkunas
going hamm May 13, 2016

Jon Hamm Carries Three Sausages Out of the Grocery StoreThe actor made a quick stop for the essentials.

By Allie Jones
dong watch Apr. 28, 2016

Samsung Has a New Spokespenis, and It Belongs to UsherUsher posted a nude photo in a recent Snapchat story … from his Samsung S7.

By Gabriella Paiella
dong watch Apr. 19, 2016

Emilia Clarke Wants More Dong Shots on Game of ThronesHear, hear.

By Gabriella Paiella
dong watch Apr. 18, 2016

Researchers Prod Men’s Junk to Address ConundrumDo circumcised men experience less sensitivity than intact men?

By Susan Rinkunas
dong watch Mar. 30, 2016

Khloe Kardashian: ‘I’ve Never Seen a White Penis’Okay.

By Dayna Evans
getting it Jan. 12, 2016

The Unlikely Appeal of the Dick VideoWhen solicited, of course.

By Alana Massey
very modern medicine Dec. 7, 2015

All Your Penis-Transplant Questions, AnsweredFirst uteruses, now penises — it’s been a good month for transplants.

By Susan Rinkunas
eggplant delight Nov. 23, 2015

Talking to The Game, Instagram Thirst-Trap ChampionHe’s truly a master of the form.

By Allison P. Davis
slam poetry Oct. 30, 2015

The Game Is a Sensual, Seductive Instagram PoetThe Game for poet laureate of sex.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch Oct. 20, 2015

Investigating the Dildos of 19th-Century NantucketOne man’s personal white whale.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch Oct. 19, 2015

NFL Network Gives Us a Reason to Watch the NFL Network (Butts)Also … penises.

By Jessica Roy
dong watch Oct. 9, 2015

Bieber’s Dad Being Super-Creepy About Son’s PenisHis baby boy is a man now.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch Oct. 8, 2015

Men Trying Their Darnedest to Regrow ForeskinThe tug strug is real.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch Oct. 7, 2015

There Are Pictures of Justin Bieber’s Big Penis on the Internet This is not a drill, people.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch Oct. 5, 2015

‘Weed Dick’ Is the New Way for Men to Sexually Disappoint YouIt’s like whiskey dick, but with weed.

By Jessica Roy
dong watch Sept. 15, 2015

Is There a Phallus in This Taylor Swift Corn Maze? Do you see what I see?

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch Sept. 8, 2015

There’s a Penis for Every OccasionA new study finds women prefer different penis lengths for different occasions.

By Jessica Roy
brief histories Aug. 27, 2015

Great Moments in Robot-Penis HistoryThere’s so much more than just a bionic penis.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch Aug. 21, 2015

Study: It’s Not the Condom, It’s Your DickA new study found condoms don’t actually dull sensation.

By Jessica Roy
dong watch Aug. 5, 2015

Your Guide to Lenny Kravitz’s Penis PiercingWe all saw it. But how well do we really know it?

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch Aug. 4, 2015

Lenny Kravitz’s Dick Wants to Fly Away A NSFW narrative of freedom.

By Allison P. Davis
July 23, 2015

Today We Celebrate Penis-Shaped Meat!Hot Dog Day is a win for “sausage” lovers.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch July 21, 2015

Here Are Your Penis Beauty StandardsIs your dick hot? Or not?

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch July 15, 2015

Upstanding Citizen Decorates Portland With Hundreds of DildosWhy install another bench when you can hang a dick?

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch June 18, 2015

Is Gilbert Really a Good Name for a Penis? Channing Tatum, let’s talk about this.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch June 12, 2015

Seems Like the First Penis Transplant Works Really Well The proof is in the pregnancy.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch May 4, 2015

Did Anybody Else Notice the Penis on FKA Twigs’s Dress? She sneaked that one right by us.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch Apr. 22, 2015

Soon We Can Eat in a Dick-Themed Restaurant Gender equality fully realized.

By Allison P. Davis
gratuitous male objectification Mar. 27, 2015

When Is a Penis Too Good to Break Up With? A.k.a., Dick Too Bomb.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch Mar. 13, 2015

Florida Pilot Excels at Aerial Penis-DrawingBehold! A sky-dick.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch Jan. 30, 2015

Adult Circumcision: Men, Sit This ‘Trend’ OutFashion is cyclical!

By Kat Stoeffel
dong watch Jan. 28, 2015

Ewan McGregor Is Too Polite to Tell You About His Huge PenisAllow Colin Farrell to.

By Kat Stoeffel
dong watch Dec. 22, 2014

Cristiano Ronaldo Honored With Well-Hung Statue The artist made sure to get his good side.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch Dec. 10, 2014

Tom Ford Is Selling a Golden Penis Necklace Santa, please!

By Allison P. Davis
that’ll do Nov. 12, 2014

Here’s What Qualifies As a Hunky-Man Calendar in BushwickCats and bathtubs.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch Nov. 3, 2014

Jamie Dornan Will Not Show Penis in Fifty Shades of GreyThis movie is cursed. Cursed.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch Oct. 6, 2014

Medical Milestone: Lab-Grown Penises Almost Ready for Humans Alchemy? Magic? Science.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch Sept. 4, 2014

Justin Theroux Acknowledges His Enormous PenisThank you for addressing this important phenomenon.

By Allison P. Davis
sexplainers Aug. 21, 2014

Why We Objectify Men Without GuiltThe Dong Watch will continue until morale improves.

By Kat Stoeffel
dong watch Aug. 15, 2014

Meet the World’s First Professional Dongwatcher He who watches dong.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch Aug. 6, 2014

A Woman Draws Enormous Dicks Using Nike+Born to run.

By Allison P. Davis
what i did for love Aug. 1, 2014

Episode 3: There Has Finally Been a Boner on Dating NakedThe “radical dating experiment” gets real.

By Allison P. Davis
July 24, 2014

British Men Romp Nude in Beautiful Homoerotic GloryTush, tush, tush, tush.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch July 16, 2014

Here’s Something for Your World Cup Man WithdrawalAnd you thought Mario Göetze was known for scoring the winning goal.

By Allison P. Davis
dong watch July 9, 2014

Justin Theroux’s Junk Wins Summer Television Happy Hump Day!

By Allison P. Davis