England - The Cut

keeping up with the royals May 5, 2023

It’s Going to Be a Lukewarm CoronationGod save the king’s big day.

By Louis Staples

big long lines Sept. 19, 2022

The Queue Absolutely Destroyed MeA five-mile line to see the queen’s coffin at Westminster Hall caused lots of drama.

By Danielle Cohen

royals Sept. 16, 2022

What Are the Brits “Mad” at Meghan Markle for This Time?Since the queen’s death, the list of “reasons” has somehow grown even longer and wilder.

By Danielle Cohen

royals Sept. 8, 2022

The Queen Has DiedBritain’s longest-reigning monarch died peacefully at Balmoral Castle. She was 96.

By Danielle Cohen

we’ll never be royals Sept. 13, 2021

Kate Middleton’s Brother Got MarriedSurrounded by his six dogs in the south of France, how nice.

By Danielle Cohen

celebrity couples Dec. 4, 2020

Show Me a Better Fairy-Tale EndingPumpkin and Harris (both otters) were heartbroken after the deaths of their partners. Then their sanctuaries had them try online dating.

By Amanda Arnold

wot now? Nov. 18, 2020

Could This Be the Most British Scandal of All Time?It involves Nigella Lawson, buttered toast, and widespread grumbling.

By Amanda Arnold

england Nov. 2, 2020

Prince William Reportedly Kept COVID Diagnosis a SecretSources say the royal was “hit pretty hard by the virus” in April but opted not to tell the public.

By Hannah Gold

celebrity couples Oct. 5, 2020

Please Let These Lonely Otters Fall in LoveOnline dating has brought together two bereaved otters in captivity.

By Amanda Arnold

fowl language Sept. 30, 2020

Let These Foul-Mouthed Parrots Live!Five parrots have been removed from a park in England after teaching each other every obscenity imaginable.

By Hannah Gold

first person Dec. 20, 2019

I Almost Died on the Way to Mr. Darcy’s EstateAn accidental journey to an unexpected destination.

By Sarah Miller

just girly things Sept. 10, 2019

I Wonder What Kate Middleton and Mary Berry Were Laughing About…A few guesses.

By Amanda Arnold

government? Sept. 10, 2019

Who Is Black Rod, the Lady Who Controls Parliament With Her Stick?Who is this stern woman who can make Ministers of Parliament get out of their seats?

By Bridget Read

friendship Aug. 30, 2019

Now Imaginary Friends Are Going Extinct, TooAccording to a devastating U.K. survey.

By Amanda Arnold

celebrity Aug. 30, 2019

Great British Baking Show Judge Paul Hollywood’s Instagram Is Pure ArtHe’s posting through his inspiring midlife crisis, and I think that’s beautiful.

By Amanda Arnold

hauntings Aug. 1, 2019

At Last, You Can Own a Hyper-Realistic Doll Version of a Vlogger’s BabyIt can be yours for the reasonable price of $340.

By Hannah Gold

lads July 26, 2018

Drunk Lads Keep Trying to Have Sex With This Man’s Beautiful Topiary“I don’t want them to behave like that with my privet lady.”

By Madeleine Aggeler

crying July 11, 2018

Behold, Some Heartbroken Lads Weeping After England’s World Cup LossIt’s not coming home.

By Amanda Arnold

royal wedding May 18, 2018

What Was It Like to Go to School With Prince Harry?Seven Eton graduates tell us what it was like to attend to the world’s poshest school — and be classmates with Will and Harry.

By Anna Silman

let’s makeup May 14, 2018

Becca Created a Highlighter for Meghan MarkleJust in time for the royal wedding.

By Shannon Barbour

fragrance Apr. 6, 2018

Here’s What the Royal Wedding Will Smell LikeHarry and Meghan’s wedding will have an official perfume.

By Shannon Barbour

crime Mar. 15, 2018

Egyptian Student Dies After Being Attacked in EnglandShe was brutally beaten by a group of women in an incident many believe was racially motivated.

By Gabriella Paiella

pippa middleton wedding May 11, 2017

Pippa Middleton Is Making Her Guests Change Outfits Mid-WeddingEven Vogue is calling this “slightly high-maintenance.”

By Lisa Ryan

education Dec. 29, 2016

Teach Kids Philosophy, It Makes Them Better at MathNot what to think, but how to think.

By Drake Baer

crackdowns May 28, 2015

Resort Town That Banned Mankinis Is Thriving Crime is down, tourism is up.

By Erica Schwiegershausen

sobering statistics June 25, 2014

What the World Cup Means for Abused WomenDomestic violence rises by as much as 38 percent in England, says a new PSA.

By Erica Schwiegershausen

jewel drama Aug. 13, 2013

Kelly Clarkson Might Not Get Jane Austen’s RingThanks to the intervention of a mystery donor.

By Julie Ma

the future July 23, 2013

Reading the Royal Baby’s Complete Astrological ChartOur new astrologist predicts he will be “attractive to the other sex” but “timid about expressing emotion.”

By David Scoroposki

boy problems May 16, 2013