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    Police Officers Fired After Claiming Mice Ate 1,000 Pounds of Missing WeedAn adorable, but not scientifically sound, story.
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    Man Says He Couldn’t Have Assaulted Two Women Because His Penis Is Too SmallAh, the anatomy defense.
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    Man Says He Tripped and His Penis Fell Into TeenThat’s not how these things work.