Extremely Online

the internet May 24, 2023

We’re All Shopping Addicts NowThere is always a newer, cooler, more desirable version of ourselves to become, if only we buy the right products.

By Michelle Santiago Cortés

the it girl issue Apr. 24, 2023

Cory Kennedy Was the Internet’s First ‘It’ GirlBut the “indie-sleaze” muse never really felt seen.

By Brock Colyar

extremely online Mar. 3, 2023

I Can’t Shut Up About ‘Rat Snacks’A growing TikTok food trend is the equivalent of goblin mode for your midday hunger pangs.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Feb. 24, 2023

I Can’t Shut Up About Farmer Will on Love IslandThe series’ most enigmatic cast member to date.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Feb. 17, 2023

I Can’t Shut Up About the Big Red BootsThey went on sale Thursday and sold out within minutes.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Feb. 10, 2023

I Can’t Shut Up About Adele and Lizzo at the GrammysSeat these two front and center at every awards show.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Feb. 3, 2023

I Can’t Shut Up About About Nancy Pelosi’s Hot-Dog DietThe former House Speaker also endorses ice cream for breakfast.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Jan. 27, 2023

I Can’t Shut Up About the M&M’s DramaRevisiting Tucker Carlson’s one-man campaign against the “spokescandies.”

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Jan. 20, 2023

I Can’t Shut Up About Jennifer CoolidgeThe world is finally singing her long-overdue praise.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Jan. 13, 2023

I Can’t Shut Up About -UssyIf this is your first time hearing the suffix, it means exactly what you think it does.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Jan. 6, 2023

I Can’t Shut Up About the Red-Beret Girl From MatildaMeet TikTok’s latest “It” girl.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Dec. 27, 2022

The Internet’s Most Hellish YearWe spent 2022 giving our online souls over to dark forces. Maybe next year we’ll get ’em back.

By Michelle Santiago Cortés

extremely online Dec. 23, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About MILF ManorThe premise of the new TLC dating show is fairly self-explanatory.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Dec. 16, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About Mia and LuciaThe true winners of The White Lotus season two are agents of whimsical chaos.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Dec. 13, 2022

How to Know If That Pricey Designer Bag Is Worth ItTwo options: Rip it apart or watch this guy’s TikToks.

By Alina Dizik

extremely online Dec. 12, 2022

Why Do All My AI Avatars Have Huge Boobs?My Lensa avatars were strikingly different from the ones I bought of my husband.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Dec. 9, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About ‘Goblin Mode’It’s the perfect summation our post-pandemic selves: overwhelmed, underdressed, and depleted of all ability to act normal.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Dec. 2, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About This Giant Teddy-Bear ManMeet “Loving Bear Puffy,” a stuffed toy the size and shape of a human man.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Nov. 18, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About How Rats Can DanceA new study found that rodents have rhythm.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Nov. 11, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About Love Is Blind There is much to lovingly hate about the reality-dating show’s third season.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Nov. 4, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About Goop’s 2022 Holiday Gift GuideWhether you’re shopping for your trust-fund baby or your worst enemy, there is something for everyone on this list.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Oct. 28, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About Sexy BabiesDeciphering that particularly bizarre Taylor Swift lyric.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Oct. 27, 2022

Could Thin Be in Again?The 2022 body is more worryingly aspirational than ever.

By Michelle Santiago Cortés

extremely online Oct. 21, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About M3ganThe horror-movie villain was immortalized in memes within an hour of the film trailer’s debut.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Oct. 14, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About the Negroni SbagliatoThe cocktail — with prosecco in it — is suddenly everywhere.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Oct. 7, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About Butter BoardsTikTok’s latest obsession involves consuming an unforgivable amount of butter.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Sept. 30, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About Kim Trying to Walk in This DressThere is something deliciously humbling about watching a full-blown adult bunny-hop up some stairs.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Sept. 23, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About Brad Pitt’s SculpturesAs if the man doesn’t have enough!

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Sept. 16, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About J.Lo’s LinkedIn PageMaybe you would like to hire this “mom, partner, actor, singer”?

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Sept. 9, 2022

Posting for the QueenBrands such as Domino’s, McDonald’s, and Playmobil scrambled to issue dignified statements about the monarch’s death, but why?

By Rachel Connolly

extremely online Sept. 9, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About This Cursed Sex Song“Cbat,” by Hudson Mohawke, has become inescapable.

By Mia Mercado

fall fashion Sept. 1, 2022

What Do New York City Influencers Do All Day?Seven of the city’s biggest boosters tell us their secrets.

By Danya Issawi

extremely online Sept. 1, 2022

Do Not Be Fooled by Twitter’s Edit ButtonYour followers can still see your innermost typos.

By Danielle Cohen

extremely online Aug. 26, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About Being Sexy and Having FunSome answers to that viral tweet asking what childless millennials will do after 40.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Aug. 19, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About The Tyra Banks ShowHer daytime talk show remains her most deranged masterpiece.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Aug. 12, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About This Photo of Austin Butler’s GirlfriendsVanessa Hudgens and Kaia Gerber met each other long before they both dated Butler.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Aug. 5, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About This PickleAn artist flung a pickle from a McDonald’s cheeseburger onto an art-gallery ceiling and was selling it for $6,275.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online July 29, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About Obama’s Summer PlaylistThere’s no way the former president is actually shaking it to Lil Yachty.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online July 22, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About Keke PalmerThe star of Nope is impossible not to root for.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online July 15, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About ‘Talking’ Trees I tried TikTok’s latest trend: asking my plants if they could hear me.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online July 8, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About Chris Pine’s Summer StyleHe is in his coastal-grandmother era.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online July 4, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About the Barbie MovieEach behind-the-scenes look is a sparkly pink hit of nostalgia and dopamine.

By Mia Mercado

the kardashians July 1, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About ‘Krissing’A TikTok trifecta: Kris Jenner, catchy audio, and being obnoxious.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online June 17, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About ‘Side-Character Summer’No growth or change for me, thanks!

By Mia Mercado

extremely online June 10, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About ‘Healthy Coke’Why is TikTok drinking balsamic vinegar with seltzer?

By Mia Mercado

extremely online May 13, 2022

It’s ‘Hot-Girl Walk’ SeasonTikTok’s least intimidating workout obsession isn’t really about working out at all.

By Mia Mercado

extremely online Apr. 29, 2022

I Tried ‘Dirty Soda,’ TikTok’s New Favorite DrinkJoin me on this journey of Diet Coke, milk, and … Olivia Rodrigo?

By Mia Mercado

ahoy Apr. 18, 2022

Another Big Boat Was Stuck for a Month and No One Told Me?The Evergreen container ship was stuck for an entire month. Did you even hear her cries for help?

By Mia Mercado

obsessions Apr. 8, 2022