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  1. hubba hubba
    Could You Be Fabio’s Next GF?The face of ’90s romance novels is looking for love, preferably with someone who is not afraid of bugs.
  2. amore
    Fabio Is Looking for a Nice, Simple Woman to Eat Butter Substitute WithWhy is that so complicated?
  3. hairy situations
    Fabio Takes Care of His Hair Better Than YouCan’t you tell?
  4. Canada Gets Drake and Trudeau, But America Can Now Claim FabioUSA! USA! USA!