Displaying all articles tagged:


  1. fixations
    Christian Bale, Gen-Z HeartthrobThe fan-cam edits of Patrick Bateman are less concerning than they look.
  2. fixations
    Teyana Taylor Snuck Chicken Nuggets Into the Met GalaThe gala food has a reputation for being underwhelming.
  3. fixations
    Why Is Brooklyn Beckham Blowtorching a Grilled Cheese?The nepo baby’s cooking videos are delightfully bizarre.
  4. i can’t shut up about
    Bury Me in Martha Stewart’s Basket HouseAt the very least, she seems to be using the baskets.
  5. fixations
    I Can’t Shut Up About #WaterTok“Water recipes” are TikTok’s latest deranged beverage trend.
  6. fixations
    I Can’t Shut Up About the Woolly Mammoth MeatballScientists made a meatball from an animal that’s been extinct for over 4,000 years. Worse, they’re too scared to eat it.
  7. fixations
    I Can’t Shut Up About the Disgusting BrothersTom and Cousin Greg are Succession’s most beloved — and depraved — duo.
  8. fixations
    I Can’t Shut Up About BlueyThe Australian animated series has captured the hearts of young childless adults everywhere.
  9. fixations
    I Can’t Shut Up About My Amazing Post-Pandemic Mental HealthA new study suggests that the pandemic didn’t have a significant impact on our mental health. Haha, what?
  10. fixations
    I Can’t Shut Up About Pedro PascalIt is not Pascal’s acting ability but his off-set persona that has deemed him, in his own words, our “cool, slutty daddy.”
  11. doom
    I Can’t Stop Eating MicroplasticsEven though I’d really like to. :(
  12. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: The Best Friendships on TV EditionThe Molly to my Issa, the Maya to my Anna, and the other fictional friendships we love to obsess over.
  13. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: Lady Gaga EditionTalented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before …
  14. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: What Was the Weather in That Insecure Finale?Why was Lawrence dressed for Thanksgiving when Issa was wearing a halter top?
  15. fixations
    I Think About This Nickelodeon Movie Original Song a LotHoku’s “Another Dumb Blonde” has got to be the chillest breakup song of all time.
  16. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: Keeping Up With the Kardashians EditionIn honor of their reality show ending, nine writers look back on the moments they think about all the time.
  17. fixations
    I Think About the Desperate Housewives Narrator a LotIs there anything more comforting than feeling like some omniscient being knows everything?
  18. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: Jessica Walter EditionIn honor of the actress’s life, seven writers share the moments they always come back to.
  19. fixations
    I Think About John Mayer’s ‘Daughters’ a LotNo human is powerful enough to unhear “girls become lovers who turn into mothers.”
  20. fixations
    I Think About Ellie Kemper’s Best Line From The Office a LotNot because it’s the best or most well-known gag, but because she delivers it perfectly.
  21. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: When Justin Bieber Got Pink EyeWe know this happened because he posted about it on Instagram five times within an hour.
  22. fixations
    I Think About These 2008 Gossip Girl Ads a LotI felt guilty for watching innocent kisses on TV, but it was okay to display soft porn on public transit?
  23. fixations
    I Think About This Legendary Neil Young Story a LotIt might not be true, but it symbolizes a kind of freedom I can only dream about.
  24. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: Kate Bush’s 1979 Christmas SpecialIt reminds me that the holidays don’t need to be perfect (or even particularly normal).
  25. fixations
    I Think About Elle Woods’s Meltdown a LotWho hasn’t imagined causing a scene in a restaurant like that?
  26. fixations
    I Think About George Lucas’s Cameo on The O.C. a LotWhy can’t my celebrity heroes appear out of nowhere to give me great advice, too?
  27. fixations
    I Think About Hayden Panettiere’s 2007 Neutrogena Ad a LotHow did she know that skin care would one day become my only hobby?
  28. fixations
    I Think About Carrie’s Farewell Dinner a LotWhy was it so lame?
  29. fixations
    I Think About Björk’s Creativity Animal a Lot“Its nature is quite pranksterish and slippery and everytime u grab its tail its found a nu corner to thrive in,” she wrote.
  30. fixations
    I Think About Meadow Soprano Trying to Parallel Park a LotEvery day Tony risks his life to provide for his daughter, and she can’t even make it to dinner on time.
  31. fixations
    Remember When Hillary Joked About ‘Pokémon Go to the Polls’?She was Poké-mocked and memed by non-supporters and supporters alike.
  32. fixations
    I Think About David Blaine’s Glass-Box Stunt a LotThe American performer was totally unprepared for the British cynicism that greeted his stunt.
  33. fixations
    I Think About Britney’s British Accent in This 2012 Song a LotWhere did “when you heah this in the clob, you gonna turn this shi’ up” come from?
  34. fixations
    I Think About ‘Act Ditzy, Lose Things’ a LotTo my 13-year-old self, Paris Hilton’s 2004 book was full of great advice.
  35. fixations
    I Think About Olivia Newton-John’s ‘Dolphin Song’ a LotThere’s no larger metaphor, no innuendo, no irony. It’s just a song about dolphins.
  36. fixations
    I Think About Isaac Mizrahi Calling the Moon a Planet a LotWho really knows what the moon is, anyway?
  37. fixations
    I Think About Zac Efron Dropping a Condom on the Red Carpet a LotThe fact that no one batted an eye made me realize we’re both adults now.
  38. fixations
    I Think About My Painting Goblin in The Sims a LotHe paints and paints and paints, making his Sim family rich. Why can’t he do the same for me?
  39. fixations
    I Think About Colin Farrell Salsa Dancing a LotIt wasn’t a night at the club that made me regret never learning to dance — it was his sultry scene in Miami Vice.
  40. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: What Happened to Casper the Friendly Ghost?Was he trapped in existential limbo or just bad at his job?
  41. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: Rafael Nadal’s Fear of ThunderIt wasn’t until I learned about the tennis star’s anxieties that I developed a full-blown crush.
  42. fixations
    I Think About Ed Sheeran’s Game of Thrones Cameo a LotWatching it, I felt plucked from the show’s elaborate fantasy world and dropped back into the real one.
  43. fixations
    I Think About This Billy Ray Cyrus Tweet a LotWhat was on his mind when he told the world he had “much to think about”?
  44. fixations
    I Think About Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Mini-Horse a LotIt frequently appears at his kitchen table, alongside his pet donkey.
  45. fixations
    I Think About This Die Hard Villain’s Great Hair a LotOnce Fritz appeared onscreen, I knew this movie was worth watching.
  46. fixations
    I Think About This Photo of Prince William With Hair a LotIt’s not just that he looks like a completely different person but like he’s lived a completely different life.
  47. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: The ‘Happy’ Ending of Wall-EYes, the space people return to Earth, but what are they supposed to do with a planet full of garbage?
  48. fixations
    I Think About the Breaking Bad Bathtub Scene a LotWho’s to say I couldn’t go crashing through the floor the next time I shower, too?
  49. fixations
    I Think About This Dark Moment on The Great British Baking Show a LotWhat did Rosie mean when she said rabbits “just want to die”?
  50. fixations
    I Think About Joe Pesci’s Rap Career a LotDid the GoodFellas star think he needed a side hustle?
Load More