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I Think About This a Lot: St. Vincent Saying ‘I Love You’
This video forces me to acknowledge that I have something in common with the kind of dudes who leave comments on clips of cute girls being cute.
I Think About This a Lot: A Tweet About Steve Bannon Getting the Death Penalty
In a perverse way, it’s heartening — kookiness truly knows no political-party bounds.
I Think About This a Lot: The Pinball Episode of
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Getting stuck inside the pinball machine has always been my go-to for things gone irreversibly bad.
I Think About This a Lot: The Legend of the A-Rod Centaur Painting
he needed a permanent reminder that he was a special stallion of fanciful proportions.
I Think About This a Lot: The Bagel Retrieval Scene on
Justin Theroux’s Kevin Garvey desperately tries to get a grip on his sanity — and his carbs — in a world of unknowns.
sealed with a kiss
I Think About This a Lot: Ursula Applying Red Lipstick in
The Little Mermaid
She does it left-handed, underwater, and in six seconds.
I Think About This a Lot: The Song ‘God Loves a Terrier’ From
Best in Show
The comedy was a portrait of fanatic dog love before pretty much everyone became a fanatic dog lover.
I Think About This a Lot: The ‘Live Más Mentality’ Moment From
I can’t believe I was so naïve to think that living más would only be done in one episode — one cannot simply live más just once!
I Think About This a Lot: These Photos of Scott Eastwood Working Out
For starters, he’s barefoot and wearing jeans.
I Think About This a Lot: Vanessa Bayer’s Sunday Routine
“I order food from my couch,” she admits, “and I don’t leave my couch again until it comes.”
I Think About This a Lot: The 1993 Adam Sandler Song ‘At a Medium Pace’
If you weren’t listening closely, it could have been a Bryan Adams theme song from a blockbuster movie. But it got
I Think About This a Lot: The Palate Cleanser From
The Princess Diaries
When I watched this scene for the first time, my 10-year-old self needed to know everything about these alleged “palate cleansers.”
I Think About This a Lot: The Beauty Habits of This Possible Cult Leader
Teal Swan is a controversial self-made guru who calls herself “the spiritual catalyst” — but what I can’t stop thinking about are her pores.
I Think About This a Lot: Scarlett Johansson’s Tom Waits Cover Album
The songs absolutely succeed in making you think,
I should listen to the Tom Waits version of this
I Think About This a Lot: Susan Sontag on ‘Emotional Book-keeping’
Ceaseless emotional bookkeeping
was my vain attempt to apply order and logic to the unpredictable moods of my hot little heart.
I Think About This a Lot: Cher Saying Tom Cruise Was One of Her Top 5 Lovers
Cher is Cher. Tom Cruise needs a last name.
I Think About This a Lot: The Dave Matthews Band Poop Bus Incident
I told everyone I knew: “Did you hear about Dave Matthews’ bus? How it dumped POOP on a bunch of TOURISTS?”
I Think About This a Lot: Kirstie Alley’s Bikini Reveal on
The lead-up was so excessive, you’d think that she was preparing us for something more groundbreaking than a woman wearing a swimsuit on television.
I Think About This a Lot: Horny Week Edition
From the ice-bath scene in
to Prince Charles’s Tampongate, 11 writers share the horny pop-culture moments that have stayed with them.
I Think About This a Lot: Kelly Bensimon Running in Front of a Cab
She’s just barreling down the city streets like she’s some sort of very tan Prius.
I Think About This a Lot: This Photo of a Family Arriving at Ellis Island
There were seven sons and one daughter, and I feared she spent her entire life caring for others.
I Think About This a Lot: Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling Sharing Frozen Yogurt
Specifically the tabloid line that claimed they were seen walking with “yogurt in their hand.”
I Think About This a Lot: Ally Hilfiger’s Burrito Breakdown on
She’s not sure what kind of beans to get, or what kind of cheese goes on nachos. She ends up staring at a row of salsas for a million years.
I Think About This a Lot: The Food Fight in This Olsen Twins Movie
As with most fun things, I figured this was something children are not allowed to do, but that we’d have ample opportunity to enjoy as adults.
I Think About This a Lot:
Sex and the City
From Aidan eating too much chicken to the socialite falling out of the window, 15 writers share the moments that have stuck with them over the years.
I Think About This a Lot: Hilary Duff’s Feud With Faye Dunaway
Hilary Duff loves a feud.
I Think About This a Lot: A Song About New York From This ’70s Musical
There’s a joke in the lyrics about
for god’s sake.
I Think About This a Lot: Kim Kardashian Brushing Her Teeth
And I feel closer to Kris Humphries than anyone in the world.
I Think About This a Lot: The Last Scene of
As the cameras pulled back to reveal a sound stage, two things became abundantly clear: the TV had lied to me, and this was deeply upsetting.
I Think About This a Lot: Kris Jenner’s 30th-Birthday Music Video
Watching it, which I did countless times during the first few months of my son’s life, was like entering an alternate universe devoid of anxiety.
I Think About This a Lot: Robert De Niro Yelling ‘You Blew It!’ in
It is the greatest line reading in the history of cinema.
I Think About This a Lot: This Song About Zach Braff Being Your Dad
Maybe this song sticks with me because it gets to a little tiny truth in the world: we’re trained to see the faces we love everywhere.
I Think About This a Lot: This Bling Ring Member’s Voice-mail Meltdown
“Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling.”
I Think About This a Lot: The Sliding Doors in
is a perfectly light, frothy rom-com that shoves you down into a bottomless funk of self-doubt right after the credits.
I Think About This a Lot: Emily Weiss’s Wedding Prep Routine
Much of its impact can be traced to an early admission of lingering dissatisfaction, if not outright deficiency.
I Think About This a Lot: Mark Cuban Saying ‘Right’ on
Ever since Cuban opened my ears to the tic, I’ve noticed it near constantly.
I Think About This a Lot: This Grainy Photo of Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx
It’s an incredibly intimate moment, rendered even more so by its banality.
I Think About This a Lot: Kanye West at the Katrina Telethon
Kanye West, predecessor of the shoe chucked at George W. Bush’s head during a press conference three years later.
I Think About This a Lot: The Pool Scene in
Season 13 Finale
Every single season of
claims to be the most dramatic in the history of the show, but Jason Mesnick’s actually was.
I Think About This a Lot: The ’90s Computer Game
Theresa Duncan decided that the most beautiful thing a young person could see was something possibly similar to her own life.
I Think About This a Lot: When Stuart Little Went on a Date
Whenever I’ve felt that particular, familiar tug of humiliation and longing in my own life, I’ve thought of Stuart and Harriet.
I Think About This a Lot: This Photo of Nora Ephron Looking Miserable
She hasn’t yet turned the situation into a funny story, she’s just frozen in time in that moment feeling exactly what she’s feeling.
I Think About This a Lot: The Song ‘Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover’
You get your chance to say all the things you want to say, to a person you’d like to seduce, and you say
? Language is a prison.
I Think About This a Lot: Martha Stewart Sharpie-ing Her Louboutin Soles
At best, this is an act of sadism against moms who own novelty wineglasses that say things like, “Chocolate is good but shoes are carb-free!”
I Think About This a Lot: Salman Rushdie Calling a Woman ‘Gorgeous and Hottt’
The winner of the Man Booker Prize is a worse booty caller than your average college freshman.
I Think About This a Lot: A Photo of Britney Spears Holding Voltaire’s
Did Britney pick up a copy of
while in Maui? Did she bring it with her for the trip? Did she finish it? Would she recommend it to a friend?
I Think About This a Lot: The First Episode of
The Ashlee Simpson Show
Like many things from 2003 that most people forget existed, this has been archived to my “Very Impactful to Your Essential Being” memory file.
I Think About This a Lot: Paparazzi Photos of January Jones Getting Out of a Cab
Multiple sites ran the photos with some variation on the phrase “walk of shame.” To me, all of this seems glamorous as hell.
I Think About This a Lot: The Insane YA Series About an ‘Alpha’ Girls’ School
Overwhelming late capitalist undertones aside, I tried hard to be worthy of this fictional school.
I Think About This a Lot: Cal and Lovejoy’s Relationship in
It took me well into adulthood to identify one of the most important — and oft-overlooked — dynamics in the oceanic thriller.