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  1. cleanses
    Goop Is Now Advising You to Burn Your BrasBut not for the reason that you’d think.
  2. l'amour
    Goop Would Like You to Buy a $370 Gold Butt for Valentine’s DayA moment of appreciation for the Goop Valentine’s Day gift guide.
  3. bad ideas
    10 Alternatives to Goop’s Sold-out Vaginal Jade EggsThe resale market is probably booming.
  4. Goop’s Holiday Gift Guide Is Very Goop-esque, Down to the $120 Toothpaste3.4 fluid ounces of enamel-building goodness.
  5. now smell this
    Gwyneth Paltrow on Toxins, Natural Fragrances, and the Scent of HeartbreakAnd why she loves the smell of butter.
  6. Goop Times
    Gwyneth Paltrow’s Regrets About Early Goop Are Highly RelatableMood: Quixotic.
  7. swellness
    Michael Phelps Has Clearly Been Reading Old Goop PostsCupping marks abound.
  8. sexy talk
    Goop Found an All-Natural Lube That Isn’t Making Us HornyInspired by yams.
  9. everything you always wanted to know about goop
    Get Ready for Goop’s First Annual Sex IssueMore vaginal steaming?
  10. goop glop
    Soon You Can Put Goop All Over Your BodyGwyneth Paltrow says her clothing line is coming in September.
  11. look of the day
    Gwyneth Paltrow Wore a Flower CrownAnd gave peonies to Reese Witherspoon.
  12. lab rat
    Goop Skincare Is Expensive, Effective, and Very PrettyYou can stop hating her now.
  13. goopenomics
    Do Not Mess With Gwyneth Unless You’re Prepared “If you want to f–k with me, bring your A-game.”
  14. goop glop
    The Goop Robbery: Totally Great for BusinessIt’s good publicity.
  15. goop glop
    Someone With Excellent Taste Robbed the Goop Pop-up Shop Blake Lively, where were you on Saturday afternoon?
  16. goop glop
    Gwyneth Paltrow’s Gift Guide: Helping the Rich Survive Impending DoomWater, sex, and survival.
  17. celeb side hustles
    Blake Lively’s Lifestyle Is No Longer for Sale She will Goop no more.
  18. brief histories
    Gwyneth Paltrow’s Love Affair With Rap: A TimelineA brief history of her hip-hop obsession.
  19. conscious uncoupling
    Gwyneth Paltrow Still Drags Chris Martin to BrunchThe conscious uncoupling is alive and well.
  20. gooped
    Gwyneth Paltrow Is Sick of Blake Lively Comparisons And Jessica Alba, and Reese Witherspoon.
  21. goop
    Gwyneth Paltrow’s New Food Company Will Be WeirdThere will be kale, oh yes, there will be kale.
  22. books
    It Doesn’t Matter If Gwyneth Paltrow Is Wrong About EverythingDespite what a new book argues.
  23. keeping score
    Martha Stewart Grades Her Lifestyle StudentsWhich celebrity lifestyle brands pass the ultimate test?
  24. just like us
    Gwyneth Paltrow: Self-Described Regular Gal A physical being, just like us.
  25. goop ad infinitum
    Goop Will Be Around for Generations of Aspirational EnvyA vision of Goop in 2035. 
  26. moooom
    Gwyneth Paltrow’s Mom Still Doesn’t Get Conscious Uncoupling “What is that thing that they’ve been doing?”
  27. look of the day
    Gwyneth Paltrow Wore a Feat of EngineeringA deceptively simple Lanvin.
  28. look of the day
    Gwyneth Paltrow Wore a Peculiar Nude Jumpsuit With a single ruffle.
  29. goop glop
    Gwyneth Paltrow’s Best Tip for Everlasting LoveSpoiler alert: rhymes with shmoshmobs.
  30. feuds
    Gwyneth Paltrow Sends Martha Stewart a Subtle BurnInsults hidden in cakes.
  31. appliances
    Gwyneth Paltrow Found Herself in a JuicerThe Goop annual gift guide arrived. 
  32. gooped
    Gwyneth Paltrow Introduces New Secret Organ for You to ImproveFascia?!
  33. guts
    Gwyneth Paltrow Now Obsessed With GutsGoop on the gut. 
  34. the goop guide to playing your ex
    Gwyneth Paltrow’s Underwear Remains Loyal to Her ExA secret message in monograms. 
  35. illusions
    Why Not Admit We Didn’t Wake Up Like This?Goop, Preserve, and the myth of “effortlessness.”
  36. the world according to gwyneth
    Gwyneth Paltrow Poses As Frenemy for AdAwkward?
  37. post goop
    Chris Martin Feeds the Kids Piles of FriesLife after Goop.
  38. the world according to gwyneth
    Goop: Happy Mother’s Day, Quit Being a MeanieGwyneth sets out to the mommy wars.
  39. gooped
    GOOP Is Opening a Brick-and-Mortar Store in L.A.A pop-up for Paltrow. 
  40. goop kool-aid
    Chris Martin Blames Himself for Not Being Goop-y EnoughRefers to the conscious-uncoupling split as a “colorful challenge.”
  41. gooped
    Mindy Kaling’s Goop ResolutionsIntents: cultural, dietetic, metabolic, materialistic, and aesthetic.
  42. i drink your milkshake! i drink it up!
    Last June, Chris Martin Tasted Forbidden Fruit: An Oreo MilkshakeDairy! 
  43. tao of goop
    Gwyneth Paltrow Thanks You for Your Support With a Quick Chicken RecipeLife lessons in raw chicken.
  44. Conscious Uncoupling: A Goop GIF ExplainerA user’s guide. 
  45. conscious uncoupling
    From What Would You Like to Consciously Uncouple?It’s the GOOP way of breaking up.
  46. conscious uncoupling
    Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Are DivorcingThis news via GOOP post.
  47. what is this?
    Tracy Anderson Talks About Cardio Like It’s FateMultitudes contained within GOOP’s “Spring Break Prep” article.
  48. endorsements
    Gwyneth Paltrow Endorses Naomi Wolf’s VaginaBook club.
  49. new faces
    Gwyneth Paltrow Is the New Face of a Fish-Egg Beauty CompanyShe loves algae too. 
  50. cult goop
    Taylor Tomasi Hill Gets Goopy Writing Gig for Fashion WeekShe’s been blessed by Father Goopmas.
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