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Head For The Hills

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    The Next Season of The Hills Will Be Its Last!The news is bittersweet, really.
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    The Hills: The Pregnancy Saga Finally Comes to an End!It’s the finale, which means it’s time to wrap everything up. Amazing how that works on a reality show.
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    The Hills Thanksgiving Episode: Vegas and Strippers!This week features more contrived pregnancy drama, and also a very special lesbian kiss. What took them so long?
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    The Hills: Catfights, Cursing, and Pregnancy PlotsThis week, Heidi learns that deception is the key to a happy, ‘Hills’-worthy marriage.
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    The Hills, Now With Urologists and ShovingNot necessarily in the same scene, mind you.
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    The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of CatfightingKristin and Audrina finally have it out over Justin Bobby — the guy’s such a catch, you know.
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    On The Hills, the Booze Flows Like … BoozeBrody gets drunk and mean, Jayde gets drunk and cries, Holly gets drunk and dances.
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    The Hills Is Not to Be Confused With A&E’s InterventionWhy MTV thinks this is an appropriate venue for Heidi and Spencer — of all people — to deal with Holly’s drinking problem, we’ll never know.
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    These Hills Are Full of Tattoos, Sex Toys, and Water BalloonsHow can such a mediocre show sound so unreasonably dirty?
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    A Small Child Terrorizes The HillsPlus Kristin drops some more bitchy one-liners, and Audrina has her heart broken for the zillionth time.
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    We Sat Next to Spencer Pratt at The View Taping TodayHe wore a necklace made of crystals to protect himself from evil (us?).
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    The Hills Is Back, the Bitch Is Back, Jayde’s Bikini Is BackOn last night’s premiere, Kristin Cavallari went straight for the kill, setting her sights on the show’s heart and soul: Justin Bobby.
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    Hills Finale: Good-bye, Lauren; Hello, MarriageIn the season finale, LC makes her series exit, while Heidi and Spencer tie the big, fluffy knot.
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    The Hills: How to Get Lauren to the Princess WeddingAs our mom always says, “It’s not about the wedding, it’s about the marriage.” Amen. Good luck with that, Heidi.
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    The Hills: Heidi and Spencer Get Engaged. Obviously.Watching this unfold is especially weird since we already saw pics from the wedding.
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    Even Lauren Finds The Hills ExhaustingYou get the feeling that our heroine finds all of her “friends” rather annoying.
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    No Amount of Therapy Can Save The HillsIn this week’s episode, Heidi and Spencer continue seek help, but pretty much everyone in the cast could use professional treatment.
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    The Hills: Brody and Audrina. Enough Said.Can’t these kids find someone to hook up with outside of their immediate circle?
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    Justin-Bobby Reminds Us That Life Is So Short on The HillsThankfully, MTV did not spare us this week from Justin-Bobby’s wisdom.
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    Kelly Cutrone Returns to The Hills, Heidi Furthers WomankindLast night marked the return of two very important characters: Kelly Cutrone and our favorite bit player, Lauren’s Mustache.
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    Spencer Fights, Heidi Shakes, The Hills Never EndsSpencer and Heidi have a fight. The world doesn’t stop! Neither do our recaps. Read all about last night’s double episode.
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    Lauren Conrad Is Leaving The HillsProducers say she wants to lead a more private life. Yeah. RIGHT.
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    The Hills Shows How to Shotgun Your WeddingThis week, Spencer lures Heidi into a scary-sounding marriage, and Whitney finally — finally — leaves for New York.
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    Whitney Vacantly Begins Her Move From The HillsPlus: Spencer’s a jerk, Stephanie’s clueless, and Lauren’s overemotional. You know, your typical episode.
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    We Can’t Wait for Kelly Cutrone’s New Reality ShowCutrone: “Think of it as ‘The Wizard of Oz’ meets Stephen King meets ‘Rhoda.’”
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    The Hills Learns About Trust and We Learn About NanaAudrina and Lauren pretend to patch things up, and we meet the woman indirectly responsible for Spencer and Stephanie’s existence.
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    Whitney Port Reaches New, Awesome Levels of BoringnessAnd by that we mean, she’s launched a blog!
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    Audrina Freaks, Lauren Cries, and The Hills DeliversAfter a lackluster season, ‘The Hills’ delivers a screechy, mascara-ruining episode. Thank God.
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    Speidi May Have Eloped to MexicoNo word on if cameras were there, but we hope they weren’t.
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    A Disturbingly Thorough Analysis of Justin Bobby’s ‘Hills’ StyleNew York ‘Times’ bloggers have a lot to say about his hat-worn-over-hoodie look.
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    The Hills Gives Us a Quickie Existential CrisisNow that they’ve announced a fifth season, will we be recapping this nonsense forever? Actually, don’t answer that.
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    Lauren Conrad Taps Into Her Favored Market: Sorority GirlsLast weekend marked the last stop of her national college tour, where she sent 300 Bostonians into a tizzy with her appearance.
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    ‘The Hills’ to Return for Fifth SeasonAnd Lauren Conrad to remain inexplicably, massively famous. Sigh.
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    The Hills Gives Us the Male-Model Action We DeserveThis week’s episode brings us back to sweet little Whitney — who’s picking up dudes in crappy NYC bars.
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    The Hills Unemployment Rate on the RiseThat’s right: Someone loses her fake job this week! But it’s not the recession that does her in: It’s tequila.
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    The Hills Will Pretty Much Always Be There for YouAudrina’s totally, completely, 100 percent done with Justin Bobby. Riiiiight.
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    Video: Letterman Prompts Lauren Conrad to Question Her IdiocyHe also suggests she’s the reason no one gets along on ‘The Hills’.
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    The Hills Relocates to CaboIn this week’s episode, the gang hops on their private jet and heads down to a mansion in Cabo — a lush new setting for the same old drunken drama.
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    Audrina Heats Up The HillsIn this week’s episode, our supporting heroine takes center stage by going topless. Of course.
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    The Hills Needs a Peace AccordIn this week’s episode, Heidi makes an earnest plea for reconciliation with Lauren. You can imagine how that went over.
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    Stephanie and Doug Are the Center of The Hills UniverseAnd their (not so) secret lust for one another grosses us out.
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    Lauren Ditches The Hills — and We Are Entertained!L.C. is vacationing in Italy, which means the supporting characters are running the show this week. And? It’s actually good.
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    The Hills Knows No Economic DramaAnother week, another head trip into the un-reality of Lauren Conrad’s world.
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    Hills Doubleheader: Audrina and Lauren Finally Talk, OMG.In this week’s second episode, the girls get the mascara all over the place. Obviously.
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    A Double Dose of The HillsMTV blessed us twice as much this week, especially in giving us a blowout “let’s totally implode in Vegas” episode.