Displaying all articles tagged:

Horny

  1. cousin greg
    Nicholas Braun Has Gone Too FarCousin Greg dressed up as beloved Friday Night Lights hunk Tim Riggins for W’s TV Portfolio.
  2. music videos
    Who Told Tristan Thompson This Was a Good Idea?He has a cameo in Drake’s new music video, which is one big polygamous fantasy.
  3. oscars 2022
    Regina Hall Is Single and Administering COVID TestsThank you for your service.
  4. valentine’s day
    23 Beauty Products That Are Extremely ArousedFragrances, lipsticks, and bath bombs that say it better than conversation hearts.
  5. succession
    Get It, Cousin GregSuccession’s least-sexy character is suddenly getting slutty.
  6. scenes from a fugue state
    Oscar Isaac Denies Accountability for the Sexiest Moment of 2021His erotic encounter with Jessica Chastain’s armpit was apparently … someone else.
  7. is this kissing?
    Apologies to Scott DisickIs this … kissing?
  8. culture
    A Detailed Guide to Adam Driver’s You-Know-What Scene in ‘Annette’This is our service journalism for you.
  9. the object of our affection
    I Found My ‘Hot Vax Summer’ OutfitPreppy on the top, party on the bottom.
  10. meloni’s melons
    Detective Stabler Has Been Made to Answer for Those PhotosHe addressed his infamous behind last night.
  11. meloni’s melons
    Two Juicy Hams Spotted in BrooklynThey were caught in the act with Christopher Meloni.
  12. daddy issues
    Christopher Meloni Is the Distraction We Need Right NowThank you, ‘Law & Order,’ for giving us yet another franchise.
  13. horny
    Can’t Wait to Kiss Exactly Like This!In a dicomfitingly erotic ad, Suitsupply (??) provides a look at our post-vaccine future.
  14. tv
    Oh, to Be the Bridgerton SpoonIs the Duke’s cutlery the sexiest thing about this show?
  15. culture
    A Horny Show for the Whimsical WomanBridgerton offers lots of sex with less dreary conversation.
  16. tv
    This Is the Most Gorgeous, Angsty Show You’ll Watch This FallLuca Guadagnino’s We Are Who We Are is where puberty meets high art.
  17. love
    Li Shang Is the Best Disney HusbandAn ode to my barrel-chested, bisexual king.
  18. culture
    A Brief History of Female HorninessExpressed through 12 songs.
  19. love these days
    Smiling woman texting on cell phone on bed
    The Art of Flirting (Over Text)On openers, emojis, and general etiquette.
  20. love these days
    What Happened to My Sex Drive?It seems to be hiding.
  21. tv
    A Socially Distant Soap Opera? Sounds Very SexyAustralia’s Neighbors is resuming filming, but all the actors have to remain five feet apart. Seems like a breeding ground for sexual tension.
  22. baking
    Would You Like to Join Jake Gyllenhaal’s Sourdough Cult?He will not rest until he has made every one of us horny.
  23. culture
    Is This the Sexiest Thing About Normal People?It’s a small detail, but it’s devastating.
  24. sex
    What Kind of Horny Are You?Melancholy? Performative? 3 p.m.?
  25. recommendations
    Watch Normal People Alone and With a VibratorTrust me.
  26. horny
    It Was Inevitable We’d Be Debating Sex and the City in Isolation“FMK: Steve, Aidan, Mr. Big?” is a necessary question in these times.
  27. tv
    Even Reality Stars Aren’t Having SexToo Hot to Handle is too on the nose.
  28. tv
    How About a Spicy Teen Murder Mystery?Put on Outer Banks and pretend you’re at the beach.
  29. tv
    Let’s Talk About the Hot Scottish Guy in High FidelityMay I introduce you to this absolute smokestack, Liam.
  30. horniness
    Try Not to Faint After Watching the Normal People TrailerBBC has finally bestowed upon us the first trailer for the forthcoming TV series.
  31. job well done
    Horny Tortoise Retires After Helping Save SpeciesMission accomplished.
  32. duh
    Are You Horny for This Andy Samberg Pic?“100% chaotic good.”
  33. politics
    JFC People Found a Way to Be Horny for Michael Cohen“I do think he looks like someone who would appear on exactly one episode of Sex and the City.”
  34. tv
    The Steamiest Moments From Bodyguard, Ma’am“Nothing complicates my job. It’s to protect you.”
  35. sweet dreams
    21 Things I Would Like to Do With Adam DriverPartner stretch each other’s hamstrings, peruse real-estate listings, mountaineering role-play, and more.
  36. what’s good
    Surprise! Book Club Isn’t a Nancy Meyers MovieIf it drinks white wine like a Nancy Meyers movie, it must be a Nancy Meyers movie, right?
  37. what’s good
    Are You Emotionally Prepared for This Episode of Queer Eye?What’s good this week.