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I Think About This A Lot

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    I Think About Olivia Newton-John’s ‘Dolphin Song’ a LotThere’s no larger metaphor, no innuendo, no irony. It’s just a song about dolphins.
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    I Think About Isaac Mizrahi Calling the Moon a Planet a LotWho really knows what the moon is, anyway?
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    I Think About Zac Efron Dropping a Condom on the Red Carpet a LotThe fact that no one batted an eye made me realize we’re both adults now.
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    I Think About My Painting Goblin in The Sims a LotHe paints and paints and paints, making his Sim family rich. Why can’t he do the same for me?
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    I Think About Colin Farrell Salsa Dancing a LotIt wasn’t a night at the club that made me regret never learning to dance — it was his sultry scene in Miami Vice.
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    I Think About This a Lot: What Happened to Casper the Friendly Ghost?Was he trapped in existential limbo or just bad at his job?
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    I Think About This a Lot: Rafael Nadal’s Fear of ThunderIt wasn’t until I learned about the tennis star’s anxieties that I developed a full-blown crush.
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    I Think About Ed Sheeran’s Game of Thrones Cameo a LotWatching it, I felt plucked from the show’s elaborate fantasy world and dropped back into the real one.
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    I Think About This Billy Ray Cyrus Tweet a LotWhat was on his mind when he told the world he had “much to think about”?
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    I Think About Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Mini-Horse a LotIt frequently appears at his kitchen table, alongside his pet donkey.
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    I Think About This Die Hard Villain’s Great Hair a LotOnce Fritz appeared onscreen, I knew this movie was worth watching.
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    I Think About This Photo of Prince William With Hair a LotIt’s not just that he looks like a completely different person but like he’s lived a completely different life.
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    I Think About This a Lot: The ‘Happy’ Ending of Wall-EYes, the space people return to Earth, but what are they supposed to do with a planet full of garbage?
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    I Think About the Breaking Bad Bathtub Scene a LotWho’s to say I couldn’t go crashing through the floor the next time I shower, too?
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    I Think About This Dark Moment on The Great British Baking Show a LotWhat did Rosie mean when she said rabbits “just want to die”?
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    I Think About Joe Pesci’s Rap Career a LotDid the GoodFellas star think he needed a side hustle?
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    I Think About This a Lot: Frankie Muniz’s Cat Flooding His HomeWho knew a house cat could cause a million dollars in damage?
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    I Think About This a Lot: Jack and Meg White Pretending to Be Brother and SisterWhy did Jack and Meg White lie about being brother and sister when they were actually married?
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    I Think About This a Lot: When Shia LaBeouf Supposedly Knocked Out Tom HardyThat the kid from Even Stevens could beat up the guy who played Bane defied logic, but I believed it anyway.
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Berenstain Bears Book ‘Too Much Birthday’Have you ever had so much fun you wanted to puke? Then you’ve experienced “too much birthday.”
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    I Think About This a Lot: When Keanu Reeves Wasn’t Good Enough for Diane KeatonWhy did Diane Keaton’s character in Something’s Gotta Give inexplicably choose playboy Jack Nicholson over heart doctor Keanu Reeves?
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    I Think about This a Lot: Joey Tribbiani’s Insane Reward for Being Good in BedWhy does he deserve dozens of fruit baskets?
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    I Think About This a Lot: Jessica and Ashlee Simpson’s ‘Little Drummer Boy’ DuetNothing says Christmas like an awkward performance and some gentle sibling rivalry.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Vin Diesel’s Odd Dance to Katy PerryThe actor’s weird 2014 video shows he was actually way ahead of the curve on social media.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Ron Howard’s Cameo in the ‘Blame It’ VideoWho, when they hear, “Blame it on the Goose / Gotcha feelin’ loose,” thinks of the dude who made A Beautiful Mind?
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    I Think About This a Lot: Greta Thunberg’s Mom, a Europop IconHer performance on Eurovision is pure, operatic camp.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams Kissing at a DinerWhy are these rumpled, sort-of dirty paparazzi pics so hot?
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    I Think About This a Lot: Fifth Harmony’s Bulldozer Performance on Jimmy KimmelWho among us hasn’t needlessly performed work on the job?
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    I Think About the ‘We Are the World’ Parody Song for LeBron James a LotCleveland, sing-begging is not a good look.
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Un-reinvention of Jerry SpringerIs it time to accept Jerry Springer back into our hearts and adulterous relationships?
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Poker Game in The Parent TrapBecause nothing is more relatable to 12-year-old girls than a tense game of cards.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Tom Hanks’s Best Line in Sleepless in SeattleMe to the last glass of wine left in the bottle: “You’re all I’ve got.”
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Time Robert Pattinson Blatantly Lied on Today ShowWithout blinking, the actor invented a story about watching a clown explode on live TV.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Kirstie Alley’s Condolence Tweet to Stephen HawkingIt forced me to admit that I know more about Scientology than I do about science.
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Time Coolio Cheated on ChoppedThe rapper is a hero to everyone who has ever presented a store-bought pie as homemade.
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    I Think About This a Lot: John Mayer’s Cruise Ship Music FestivalImagine being trapped on a boat with John Mayer and his biggest fans.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Michele Bachmann Claiming Her Favorite Food Is CeleryDoes she really find nothing better than gnawing on a piece of celery? Nothing?
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Time Bob Dylan Starred in a Victoria’s Secret AdWhy did a brand known for scantily clad supermodels pick the 60-something singer for a cameo?
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    I Think About This a Lot: Heidi Montag Subtweeting Everyone Who’s Written a BookNever has a burn been so expertly crafted.
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Most Epic Cake Boss Quote Ever“You can’t arrest me! I’m the Cake Boss!”
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    I Think About This a Lot: Guns N’ Roses November Rain Video From 1991The Guns N’ Roses song folds Axel, Slash, Stephanie Seymore, love, and heartbreak into a nine-minute epic.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Mitt Romney’s Michigan Trees QuoteLittle puzzled journalists as much as the presidential candidate saying that the state is where “the trees are the right height.”
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Cat Massage VideoTen years ago, during the summer between my freshman and sophomore years of college, a now-classic viral video colonized my brain.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Sheryl Crow’s Toilet Paper ControversyHer recommendation was not another mere feel-good aphorism about being kinder to Mother Earth, but completely ruthless in its specificity.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Seventeen Magazine’s All-Day Date PrepThe date prep was extreme, exaggerated, and unnecessary. But also … kind of amazing?
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Lemonheads on Jenny JonesThis performance perfectly illustrates the musicians struggle against the powers that be.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Justin Bieber’s ‘Call Me Maybe’ Lip-SyncThis particular video felt real to me if only because it came out before that kind of thing was a regular occurrence.
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    I Think About This a Lot: When Harry Styles Quoted When Harry Met SallyThat Harry, a man who is Hot To Me, does not shy away from things that are typically associated with women, is thrilling.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Vanderpump Rules EditionFrom Tom Sandoval’s bleached haircut to Ariana and Kristen fighting about comedy, 13 writers share the moments that have stuck with them.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Brace Stress-Eating on GigolosIn just over four minutes, Brace goes through nearly every human emotion … and almost every food group.
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