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I Think About This A Lot

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    I Think About This a Lot: Frankie Muniz’s Cat Flooding His HomeWho knew a house cat could cause a million dollars in damage?
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    I Think About This a Lot: Jack and Meg White Pretending to Be Brother and SisterWhy did Jack and Meg White lie about being brother and sister when they were actually married?
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    I Think About This a Lot: When Shia LaBeouf Supposedly Knocked Out Tom HardyThat the kid from Even Stevens could beat up the guy who played Bane defied logic, but I believed it anyway.
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Berenstain Bears Book ‘Too Much Birthday’Have you ever had so much fun you wanted to puke? Then you’ve experienced “too much birthday.”
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    I Think About This a Lot: When Keanu Reeves Wasn’t Good Enough for Diane KeatonWhy did Diane Keaton’s character in Something’s Gotta Give inexplicably choose playboy Jack Nicholson over heart doctor Keanu Reeves?
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    I Think about This a Lot: Joey Tribbiani’s Insane Reward for Being Good in BedWhy does he deserve dozens of fruit baskets?
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    I Think About This a Lot: Jessica and Ashlee Simpson’s ‘Little Drummer Boy’ DuetNothing says Christmas like an awkward performance and some gentle sibling rivalry.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Vin Diesel’s Odd Dance to Katy PerryThe actor’s weird 2014 video shows he was actually way ahead of the curve on social media.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Ron Howard’s Cameo in the ‘Blame It’ VideoWho, when they hear, “Blame it on the Goose / Gotcha feelin’ loose,” thinks of the dude who made A Beautiful Mind?
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    I Think About This a Lot: Greta Thunberg’s Mom, a Europop IconHer performance on Eurovision is pure, operatic camp.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams Kissing at a DinerWhy are these rumpled, sort-of dirty paparazzi pics so hot?
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    I Think About This a Lot: Fifth Harmony’s Bulldozer Performance on Jimmy KimmelWho among us hasn’t needlessly performed work on the job?
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    I Think About the ‘We Are the World’ Parody Song for LeBron James a LotCleveland, sing-begging is not a good look.
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Un-reinvention of Jerry SpringerIs it time to accept Jerry Springer back into our hearts and adulterous relationships?
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Poker Game in The Parent TrapBecause nothing is more relatable to 12-year-old girls than a tense game of cards.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Tom Hanks’s Best Line in Sleepless in SeattleMe to the last glass of wine left in the bottle: “You’re all I’ve got.”
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Time Robert Pattinson Blatantly Lied on Today ShowWithout blinking, the actor invented a story about watching a clown explode on live TV.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Kirstie Alley’s Condolence Tweet to Stephen HawkingIt forced me to admit that I know more about Scientology than I do about science.
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Time Coolio Cheated on ChoppedThe rapper is a hero to everyone who has ever presented a store-bought pie as homemade.
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    I Think About This a Lot: John Mayer’s Cruise Ship Music FestivalImagine being trapped on a boat with John Mayer and his biggest fans.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Michele Bachmann Claiming Her Favorite Food Is CeleryDoes she really find nothing better than gnawing on a piece of celery? Nothing?
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Time Bob Dylan Starred in a Victoria’s Secret AdWhy did a brand known for scantily clad supermodels pick the 60-something singer for a cameo?
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    I Think About This a Lot: Heidi Montag Subtweeting Everyone Who’s Written a BookNever has a burn been so expertly crafted.
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Most Epic Cake Boss Quote Ever“You can’t arrest me! I’m the Cake Boss!”
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    I Think About This a Lot: Guns N’ Roses November Rain Video From 1991The Guns N’ Roses song folds Axel, Slash, Stephanie Seymore, love, and heartbreak into a nine-minute epic.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Mitt Romney’s Michigan Trees QuoteLittle puzzled journalists as much as the presidential candidate saying that the state is where “the trees are the right height.”
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Cat Massage VideoTen years ago, during the summer between my freshman and sophomore years of college, a now-classic viral video colonized my brain.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Sheryl Crow’s Toilet Paper ControversyHer recommendation was not another mere feel-good aphorism about being kinder to Mother Earth, but completely ruthless in its specificity.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Seventeen Magazine’s All-Day Date PrepThe date prep was extreme, exaggerated, and unnecessary. But also … kind of amazing?
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Lemonheads on Jenny JonesThis performance perfectly illustrates the musicians struggle against the powers that be.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Justin Bieber’s ‘Call Me Maybe’ Lip-SyncThis particular video felt real to me if only because it came out before that kind of thing was a regular occurrence.
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    I Think About This a Lot: When Harry Styles Quoted When Harry Met SallyThat Harry, a man who is Hot To Me, does not shy away from things that are typically associated with women, is thrilling.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Vanderpump Rules EditionFrom Tom Sandoval’s bleached haircut to Ariana and Kristen fighting about comedy, 13 writers share the moments that have stuck with them.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Brace Stress-Eating on GigolosIn just over four minutes, Brace goes through nearly every human emotion … and almost every food group.
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    I Think About This a Lot: The ‘N Sync Song ‘Space Cowboy’The whole thing is littered with references to the End Times.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Game of Thrones EditionHow is Jon Snow so good at oral sex? Who babysits the White Walker kids? And other pressing GoT thoughts.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Marge Simpson’s Pink Chanel SuitRight away the suit changes her, giving Marge the luxurious veneer she thought essential for impressing the chichi women at the country club.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Brad Pitt’s Prison ToiletI’m convinced it was the final straw in his relationship with Jennifer Aniston.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Britney Spears’s 2001 VMAs PerformanceNot since the Garden of Eden has there been a more famous snake.
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    I Think About This a Lot: This Photo of Kate Beckinsale and Michael SheenTo me, they are the pinnacle of enjoyable celebrity couples and they’re not even technically a couple.
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Headline “Goat ‘Only Respects One Man’”When I first saw it way back in 2013, I felt as if I was having a religious experience.
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Paris Trip in Frances HaI love the aggressive desperation of the Paris trip — it makes my heart blush.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Dina Lohan Getting Her Carvel Card RevokedHow many Fudgie the Whale cakes could Dina Lohan possibly need?
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    I Think About This a Lot: Keri Russell Walking in Stilettos After a BlizzardI will never be the kind of woman who can pull this off, but it would be nice, even for a day.
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    I Think About This a Lot: A Sumerian Goddess’s Romantic DemandIt’s a useful thing to wonder in general as you enter a bar or swipe through dating apps.
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    I Think About This a Lot: How Kevin Was the Hottest Backstreet BoyIn the documentary, he wears either cargo pants or cargo shorts, depending on the weather, and guess what? He still looks hot.
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    I Think About This a Lot: The SVU Episode Where They Subpoenaed Donald RumsfeldSpending the better part of an episode chasing the fantasy that you could bring these powers to face some kind of justice was intoxicating.
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Opening Lines of This Pitbull and Ne-Yo SongThe lyrics are sung with a cheery insouciance, but without fail, they cause me to panic.
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    I Think About This a Lot: Chloë Sevigny and Pauly D at a Knicks GameI see myself smack in the middle of their gaze.
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    I Think About This a Lot: The Sopranos EditionIn honor of the show’s 20th anniversary, 11 writers share the moments they always come back to.
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