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Joaquin Phoenix

  1. movie recs
    A Reminder That Things Could Always Get WeirderIn which Ukraine president Volodymyr Zelensky recommends “everybody watch the 2005 film ‘Earthlings.’”
  2. celebrity babies
    And the Next Celebrity Baby Goes To …Rooney Mara is reportedly expecting a child with Joaquin Phoenix.
  3. the joker
    Huge Congratulations to Prince William for Getting to Bed on TimeThe royal apparently managed to watch Joker without having nightmares.
  4. celebrity couples
    Joaquin Phoenix’s Nickname for Rooney Mara Is Definitely Something“I want to rip its wings off and fasten a blanket and sleep with it forever.”
  5. martial arts
    Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara Are Doing Karate Together and Possibly EngagedThey were spotted attending couples’ karate, with Mara in a conspicuous ring.
  6. movies
    Never Forget These Pics of Mary Magdalene and Jesus SmokingTruly blessed.
  7. marriage
    Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara Not Getting Married, Because It’s Too MainstreamNot everyone in Hollywood is rushing down the aisle.
  8. cannes 2017
    Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix Are Apparently Now a ThingYes, they Cannes!
  9. l'amour
    Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix Reportedly Find Love at Colonic SpaWell, here’s a fun rumor!
  10. meet cutes
    Joaquin Phoenix Said He Was Engaged to His Yoga Teacher; Lied [Update]A meet-cute that also resolved some back pain. 
  11. red carpet antics
    Uma Thurman Was Cranky at the Golden GlobesPlease feed the animals.
  12. well-groomed manly men
    A Shameless Love Letter to the Sexual Power of the Man-BunWhat was it about those man-ponies of last night’s red carpet?
  13. technology
    The History of Sexy, Servile Lady Robot Voices Siri, Her, and the history of the digital MPDG.