Spring’s Floral Frocks Are Really Quite GarishVictoria Beckham wore a floral frock to her birthday last night. We didn’t like it, but we haven’t liked most of the floral frocks the celebrities have been wearing since spring arrived.
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The Donald Hands Out Mints at Michael KorsThere is something comforting about walking into a show and finding Donald Trump already seated and looking resplendent in the front row, as we discovered Wednesday morning at Michael Kors. The Donald was, of course, accompanied by wife Melania and spent most of the show sharing a running commentary with her, patting her leg, and passing out mints to the people around him.
In the Tents, You’re Important If You Say You AreWe’ve no shortage of observations and anecdotes from this morning’s Hérve Léger show, and here’s one more: When we arrived, we intercepted a tall redhead sporting an accent and a cream-colored Léger dress. “I just want to make sure I’m in a good seat,” she told her handler.
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Lots of Celebs, Tight Dresses at Morning Léger ShowYou’d think that the one thing you wouldn’t have to worry about with Hervé Léger’s iconic bandage dresses would be having any of your body parts fall out, but tell that to Joy Bryant’s nipple, which we inadvertantly spied peeking out of her tangerine frock as we squeezed past her at the Léger show this morning.
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Kate Bosworth Looks Healthy, If Not Slightly AlienDashing into the crowded yet blessedly air-conditioned lobby at the Thakoon show, we accidentally almost bowled right over Olivia Chantecaille, who probably would not have appreciated being snapped in two by a couple of L.A. girls whimpering about the humidity. (We’re delicate flowers. Let’s hope she heard our apologies.)
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We Would Give Anything to Fug Clive OwenTurns out there’s something to be said for making a late entrance. In the past, we may have called Demi Moore a drama queen for swooping into a front-row seat at the very last possible minute, but at this morning’s Miss Sixty show, when she tried to take her place at a reasonable hour, the photographers swarmed like sharks after chum.