Keeping Up With The Royals

??? Aug. 10, 2022

Prince William Apparently Has Another Sexy NicknameIn addition to the “Prince of Pegging,” of course.

By Claire Lampen

hmmm Aug. 2, 2022

At Least We Know Who the Prince of Suspicious Deals IsPrince Charles. It’s Prince Charles.

By Claire Lampen

an investigation July 29, 2022

Who Could the ‘Prince of Pegging’ Be?The British public seems to think Prince William is at the center of an unverified rumor, but we’re evaluating all the candidates.

By Claire Lampen

keeping up with the royals July 11, 2022

This Little Businessguy Is Back on His GrindPrince George attended an extra-sweaty Wimbledon in a suit and tie.

By Claire Lampen

sports! July 6, 2022

What Was Prince William Mumbling at Wimbledon?Some people think they saw him drop a royal F-bomb.

By Claire Lampen

scandale June 29, 2022

Is the Queen Beefing With Her ‘Favourite’ Cheese?She is reportedly thinking about revoking the royal crest from her preferred cheddar over a local environmental calamity.

By Claire Lampen

keeping up with the royals June 23, 2022

Prince William and Kate Middleton’s Portrait Is Making Me UncomfortableSex and the City shoes included.

By Olivia Truffaut-Wong

keeping up with the royals June 13, 2022

No One Wants to Be Seen With Prince AndrewPrince Charles and Prince William have reportedly had enough.

By Olivia Truffaut-Wong

royal babies June 7, 2022

Where Have I Seen This Royal Baby Before?Lilibet? More like Liliprinceharry.

By Claire Lampen

keeping up with the royals June 6, 2022

Queen Introduces Creative New Way to Avoid Work ResponsibilitiesSend a hologram in your place.

By Claire Lampen

keeping up with the royals June 5, 2022

The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee Ended With a Paddington CameoWeekend celebration highlights included Prince Louis reactions, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s return, and a surprise balcony appearance.

By Mia Mercado

keeping up with the royals May 30, 2022

Stonehenge Is Now a Queen Elizabeth BillboardThe unique celebration is for the queen’s Platinum Jubilee.

By Olivia Truffaut-Wong

culture May 2, 2022

Even Meghan Markle Isn’t Safe From Netflix’s CutsThe streaming giant has canceled the Duchess of Sussex’s original animated series.

By Mia Mercado

hot goss Apr. 29, 2022

No One Does Royal Gossip Like Tina BrownTalking to the journalist about Megxit, Prince Andrew, and her new biography, The Palace Papers.

By Claire Lampen

obsessions Apr. 22, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About the Queen’s Personal ZooShe technically owns all the swans in England??

By Mia Mercado

keeping up with the royals Apr. 11, 2022

Apparently, Epstein Thought Prince Andrew Was an ‘Idiot’He and Ghislaine Maxwell saw the duke as “easy to entertain and satiate,” writes journalist Tina Brown.

By Claire Lampen

keeping up with the royals Apr. 6, 2022

The Queen Wasn’t Supposed to Be Photographed With Prince AndrewNo photos, please.

By Olivia Truffaut-Wong

keeping up with the royals Mar. 31, 2022

The Queen’s Favorite Boy Is Back by Her SideThe public were displeased to see Prince Andrew escort her at Prince Philip’s memorial service.

By Claire Lampen

keeping up with the royals Mar. 10, 2022

Prince William Might Need a History LessonSpeaking about the Ukraine invasion, he said war in Europe is “very alien to see.”

By Mia Mercado

keeping up with the royals Mar. 9, 2022

An Exhaustive Guide to the Sex-Abuse Allegations Against Prince AndrewHe’s paid his settlement with Virginia Giuffre, though many questions remain.

By Claire Lampen

keeping up with the royals Mar. 8, 2022

Is This Prince Harry’s First Rodeo?Congrats to this cowboy.

By Claire Lampen

keeping up with the royals Mar. 1, 2022

Sorry Haters, the Queen Is Back at WorkNot even COVID-19 and death hoaxes can keep her down.

By Mia Mercado

culture Feb. 27, 2022

Harry and Meghan Support Ukraine at the NAACP Image AwardsThe Duke and Duchess of Sussex received the President’s Award.

By Olivia Truffaut-Wong

huh? Feb. 25, 2022

Hollywood Unlocked Finally Admits the Queen Is AliveThey retracted the hoax that she had died — but not without citing a mountain of “evidence” first.

By Danielle Cohen

keeping up with the royals Feb. 24, 2022

The Queen Wants You to Know She’s Still Alive, ThanksNot even a death hoax can stop her.

By Olivia Truffaut-Wong

the royal family Feb. 20, 2022

Queen Elizabeth II Is Working Through COVIDA queen’s job is never done.

By Olivia Truffaut-Wong

keeping up with the royals Feb. 16, 2022

So How Is Prince Andrew Going to Pay for This?He settled his sex-abuse case with Virginia Roberts Giuffre for probable millions. Where’s that money coming from?

By Claire Lampen

keeping up with the royals Feb. 7, 2022

Duchess Camilla Will Get to Be a QueenHer mother-in-law wants her to have the title of “queen consort.”

By Claire Lampen

keeping up with the royals Jan. 27, 2022

Prince Andrew Says He Doesn’t Even Know Ghislaine That WellDespite the fact that they were photographed hanging out together for years.

By Claire Lampen

keeping up with the royals Jan. 18, 2022

Uh, Prince Andrew Has a Teddy Bear Collection?A new documentary claims he yelled at staff who didn’t arrange his stuffed animals to his liking.

By Mia Mercado

keeping up with the royals Jan. 13, 2022

The Queen Has Demoted Prince Andrew … AgainAs the scandals continue, the Duke of York has been stripped of his military titles and royal patronages.

By Claire Lampen

tabloid culture Dec. 26, 2021

Meghan Markle Beat Mail on Sunday at Its Own GameThe tabloid caved on December 26, publicly admitting defeat in print.

By Olivia Truffaut-Wong

keeping up with the royals Dec. 22, 2021

Omicron Is Ruining the Queen’s Christmas TooThe queen has canceled many of her holiday traditions following a surge of COVID cases.

By Olivia Truffaut-Wong

royal family Dec. 21, 2021

Will Meghan Markle Really Have to Testify in Prince Andrew’s Trial?The former royal is reportedly on a shortlist.

By Olivia Truffaut-Wong

a royal embarrassment Dec. 7, 2021

Prince William’s Cringe Moments Are Different From OursWatch Prince William sing “Livin’ on a Prayer” with Taylor Swift and Jon Bon Jovi.

By Olivia Truffaut-Wong

keeping up with the royals Dec. 6, 2021

Prince Harry Is Happy You Quit Your JobThe former royal doesn’t think a job should threaten your “mental fitness.”

By Olivia Truffaut-Wong

keeping up with the royals Dec. 5, 2021

Even Princesses Need LinensPrincess Mako does what any New Yorker would do: shop at Bed, Bath & Beyond.

By Olivia Truffaut-Wong

keeping up with the royals Nov. 17, 2021

Welcome to New York, Princess MakoThe former Japanese princess and her ponytailed lawyer husband arrived in the Big Apple this week.

By Danielle Cohen

mysteries Nov. 10, 2021

Does the Queen Really Weigh Her Christmas Guests?Why is the royal family like this?

By Mia Mercado

keeping up with the royals Nov. 5, 2021

Will We Ever Have Enough Princess Diana Movies?Spencer joins the growing list of cinematic homages to the people’s princess.

By Mia Mercado

just a little kiss Oct. 21, 2021

Is This What Passes for PDA These Days?Kate Middleton publicly brushed Prince William’s back, and I am unimpressed.

By Claire Lampen

keeping up with the royals Oct. 18, 2021

Let the Queen Have Her MartinisHer Majesty has been told to forgo her nightly cocktail in preparation for next year’s Platinum Jubilee.

By Mia Mercado

keeping up with the royals Oct. 15, 2021

Sorry, Was That a Good Opinion From Prince William?The future king says the money being spent on space tourism would be better spent on curbing the climate crisis, and … correct.

By Claire Lampen

burning questions Sept. 17, 2021

Does the Future King Even Know How to Type?Evidence points to … no.

By Claire Lampen

nobility Sept. 8, 2021

Prince Andrew Is Reportedly Hiding Out at His Mom’s HouseHe reportedly dodged the agents trying to serve him in his rape case by fleeing to Balmoral Castle.

By Claire Lampen

wealth July 26, 2021