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Mars

  1. no!
    Let the M&M’s Be Hot and MeanA rude corporate rebrand has decided the M&M’s characters should be … progressive?
  2. space!
    Enterprising Little Robot Lands on MarsNASA’s Perseverance rover has arrived on the Red Planet. Please clap.
  3. space
    Paging Dr. Pimple PopperJust look at this giant blackhead on the surface of Mars.
  4. science!
    Trump Thinks the Moon Is Part of MarsToday’s declaration from POTUS is brought to you by “Science!”
  5. space
    Look at This Giant Martian Skating RinkDid you know that aliens love to skate?
  6. beautiful sights
    Leonardo DiCaprio Has His Sight Set on Traveling to Another PlanetWonder why.
  7. women in space
    Female Astronauts Are Cheaper to Send to MarsReports Kate Greene. 
  8. romantic getaway
    Only Best Couple Ever Should Go to MarsBoredom, isolation, and feces.
  9. loose threads
    Garance Doré to Sell Illustrations; Mariah Carey’s OPI Line SparklesPlus, Taylor Swift covers Elle Canada.