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  1. horniness
    Well, This Explicit Description of Mermaid Sex Has Been Burned Into My MindThe director of the upcoming Robert Pattinson sailor movie has a scream-inducing description for mermaid genitalia.
  2. recommendations
    Chill Out With a Movie About Real-life MermaidsThe Spring, a short film about a Florida amusement park, offers an offbeat kind of mindfulness.
  3. Katy Perry Wants You to Get Your Mermaid Makeup OnHer limited edition line will be a little seapunk-lite.
  4. really bad ideas
    Ahhhh, Please Don’t Wear Dead Fish As Makeup, Ahhhh!Just don’t, okay?!
  5. three’s a trend
    Hot New Trend Alert: MermaidsBritney Spears and North West agree.
  6. look of the day
    Lady Gaga Wore a Nude Bodysuit on an AirplaneIdeal for napping.
  7. a mermaid’s tale
    A Real-Life Mermaid’s Waterproof Beauty SecretsA lady with a fin tells us about the best mascara under the sea.
  8. fucking weddings
    A Mermaid Wedding for Your Aquatic Love FantasyTen-minute underwater ceremony. 
  9. look of the day
    The Greek Prince’s Bride Dressed Her Bridesmaids in Mermaid CostumesBut they don’t seem to mind!
  10. part of your world
    In Case You Don’t Believe Mermaids Are Happening …Alber Elbaz does.
  11. zoolander did it first
    Mermaids Are Having a MomentSo long, vampires.