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celebrity Aug. 29, 2023

This Is the Worst Thing You Can Do at a ConcertMiguel has offered us a new and horrifying performance taboo: dangling in the air from one’s own back skin.

By Danielle Cohen
tv June 5, 2023

I Wish I Could Unlearn Everything I Know About The IdolEach update about the Weeknd’s alleged “porn fantasy” is more concerning than the last.

By Danielle Cohen
nope! Oct. 6, 2022

Great British Bake Off’s Mexico Week Is As Bad As It SoundsYou’d think contestants would know how to eat a taco — or at least how to pronounce “guacamole.”

By Olivia Truffaut-Wong

nope! Sept. 1, 2022

Maybe Don’t Kiss Musicians at Their ConcertsA crazed fan recently grabbed Alicia Keys’s face mid-song and planted a big, invasive kiss on her cheek.

By Danielle Cohen
celebrity July 28, 2022

Add ‘Matchmaker’ to Keke Palmer’s RésuméI hope Daniel Kaluuya is ready for love.

By Olivia Truffaut-Wong
nope July 25, 2022

Keke Palmer Would Rather You Not Compare Her to ZendayaOr anyone, for that matter.

By Danielle Cohen
extremely online July 22, 2022

I Can’t Shut Up About Keke PalmerThe star of Nope is impossible not to root for.

By Mia Mercado
nope! Apr. 21, 2022

Maybe Don’t Sneak Weed Into Your Wedding FoodA Florida bride is facing charges for serving unsuspecting wedding guests weed-infused olive oil.

By Danielle Cohen
nope! Mar. 10, 2022

Does This GOP Candidate Understand What Rape Is?“I tell my daughters, ‘Well, if rape is inevitable, you should just lie back and enjoy it,’” says would-be Michigan representative Robert Regan.

By Claire Lampen
nope Mar. 9, 2022

Kim Kardashian Has Unhelpful Advice for Women in BusinessKim, there’s people that are dying …

By Olivia Truffaut-Wong

no please Mar. 8, 2022

Brace for an Invasion of Massive SpidersSwarms of palm-size arachnids? Absolutely not.

By Claire Lampen
nope Nov. 24, 2021

Behold, Aaron Rodgers’s FootAaron Rodgers wants you to look at his toe.

Olivia Truffaut-Wong
nope! Sept. 20, 2021

Why Were Those Emmys So Bad?The show clocked in at over three hours, and for what?

By Casey Mink
nope July 28, 2021

I’m Not Sorry Ashton Kutcher Never Went to SpaceThank you for your service, Mila Kunis.

By Claire Lampen
log off Mar. 28, 2021

Oh No, Chet Hanks Is Talking AgainTom Hanks’s adult son predicts a “white-boy summer,” which … no!

By Claire Lampen
nope Mar. 23, 2021

Someone Is Really Moving Into Jeffrey Epstein’s Haunted Mansion“The first order of business is a complete makeover — physically and spiritually.”

By Claire Lampen
nope Dec. 2, 2020

The White House Holiday Parties Are Off to an Incredibly Dark StartFootage from the most recent party is soundtracked by a mysterious guest coughing, hacking, and wheezing off-screen.

By Claire Lampen
nope July 15, 2020

Have You Ever Seen a More Cursed Image?A fish with full, pouty lips and human-like teeth has surfaced on Twitter.

By Claire Lampen
nope Jan. 4, 2017

Jenny McCarthy Isn’t Having Any of Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve Drama“My sympathy stopped … the moment she accused Dick Clark Productions of sabotaging her performance.”

By Theresa Avila
nope Nov. 1, 2016

Maybe Don’t Dress As a Bottle of ‘Roofies’ for HalloweenNope.

By Gabriella Paiella

nope Oct. 24, 2016

Vogue Is Recommending Literal Beets As a Substitute for Halloween CandyBeets!

By Gabriella Paiella
nope July 5, 2016

Americans Still Believe Granola is Good for Them(It’s not.)

By Dayna Evans
nope May 18, 2016

IMDB Is Dominated By Dudes Who Hate Sex and the CityThey also have too much time on their hands.

By Hilary Weaver
strong stances May 9, 2016

I Straight-up Refuse to Do This Hologram’s WorkoutThis is madness.

By Véronique Hyland
nope May 4, 2016

Oh Good, Now Men Are Trying to Ruin Book ClubsA book club of one’s own.

By Gabriella Paiella
nope Apr. 7, 2016

Health Experts Want to Shame You by Putting Exercise Labels on FoodDo you really want to know how many miles you’d have to run to burn off that cookie?

By Susan Rinkunas
trumped up Mar. 28, 2016

Donald Trump Shares His Thoughts About Ladies’ SkinMore opinions about women’s bodies from Trump himself.

By Kathleen Hou
nope Mar. 21, 2016

A Washington Post Editor Says Donald Trump Called Her ‘Beautiful’After she asked a question on racial inclusion.

By Hilary Weaver
slidin into it Jan. 5, 2016

Apparently Tyga Slid Into a 14-Year-Old’s DMsShe’s got Gloria Allred on her side, though.

By the Cut
tanning May 22, 2015

Are ‘Base Tans’ a Good Idea?What you should know before you head into a tanning bed.

By Susan Rinkunas