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Omicron Variant

  1. power
    New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern Cancels Her Wedding Due to Omicron“I am no different to, dare I say it, thousands of other New Zealanders.”
  2. um!
    Deltacron? I Don’t Know Her.Scientists say the alleged new super-variant is probably actually a lab contamination.
  3. i hate it here
    What Fresh Hell Is ‘Flurona’?Someone in Israel tested positive for COVID-19 and the flu … at the same time. Welcome to 2022.
  4. omicron variant
    Should You Be Canceling Your New Year’s Eve Plans?Dr. Fauci says yes.
  5. covid-19
    What We Know About the Omicron Variant So FarThe Omicron variant accounts for 13 percent of cases in New York and New Jersey.
  6. goals
    The Death (?) of the New Year’s Resolution2021 was stressful enough.
  7. omicron variant
    Is It Going to Be Like This Forever?The Omicron variant is the worst kind of déjà vu.
  8. santacon is cursed
    SantaCon Was Even More Cursed Than Usual This YearNot even Santa can avoid Omicron.
  9. so this is christmas
    Oh, Look, My Holiday PlansA man set fire to the Fox News Christmas tree.