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sorry! Apr. 19, 2020

I Like the Way Tiffany Haddish ThinksThe comedian paints an arresting mental image.

By Claire Lampen
body shaming? Oct. 8, 2018

Stormy Daniels Regrets ‘Body Shaming’ Donald TrumpShe says in a new interview that she wished she didn’t make fun of his anatomy in her new book.

By Opheli Garcia Lawler
look what you did to toad Sept. 18, 2018

Report: Toad Is Distraught About Being Shaped Like Trump’s DickA very sad day for our happy little friend.

By Kelly Conaboy

atypical Mar. 26, 2018

What It’s Like to Reconstruct Your Own Foreskin“I will never grow back all the nerve endings lost during circumcision, but I did get back some sensitivity.”

As told to Alexa Tsoulis-Reay
body image Sept. 14, 2016

American Men Are Pretty Happy With Their PenisesA new study offers the first in-depth look at mens’ penile hang-ups.

By Jesse Singal
everyday sexism Aug. 26, 2016

Stephen Colbert Finally Figured Out What’s Wrong With Hillary ClintonHint: It has to do with her anatomy — or lack thereof.

By Claire Landsbaum
crimes and misdemeanors July 21, 2016

Tattoo Artist Jailed for Tattooing Penis on Woman Who Asked for Yin-Yang SignWhen asked why he did it, he said, “Just because.”

By Claire Landsbaum
dong watch July 11, 2016

Kate Beckinsale Dresses As Rare Pokémon The actress dressed up as the elusive “Buldgeasaur.”

By Claire Landsbaum
it’s complicated Apr. 5, 2016

How I Discovered the Power of a Hot-Pink Fake PenisI felt like Don Juan, or a unicorn.

By Melissa Broder
timelines Mar. 4, 2016

A History of Donald Trump’s PenisA timeline of Donald Trump’s most dickish moments.

By Eve Peyser

penises Feb. 17, 2016

Guinness World Records Is Actively Seeking the World’s Largest PenisPlus, information about the world’s largest and loudest penises.

By Jesse Singal
dong watch July 21, 2015

Here Are Your Penis Beauty StandardsIs your dick hot? Or not?

By Allison P. Davis
exchange rates Sept. 30, 2014

Italian Dating Is a Lot Like Italian SwearingIt’s all about dicks.

By Maureen O'Connor
dong watch July 16, 2014

Here’s Something for Your World Cup Man WithdrawalAnd you thought Mario Göetze was known for scoring the winning goal.

By Allison P. Davis
private parts Oct. 31, 2013

Michael Fassbender Says Discussing His Penis is SexistHe wishes you wouldn’t objectify him so.

By Maggie Lange
things that rhyme with thicke Oct. 24, 2013

So, How Big Is Robin Thicke’s Penis, Really?“Listen, compared to my son, I’m packing.”

By Charlotte Cowles
our bodies our selfies Aug. 27, 2013

Brooklyn’s Night of the Dick PicsReporting from the controversial art opening.

By Kat Stoeffel
sex education Aug. 16, 2013

All the Ways to Say Vagina and PenisA brief history of slang terms for genitalia.

By Allison P. Davis
down under Aug. 8, 2013

Australia’s Anthony Weiner Put His Penis in Red Wine and Took a PictureMeet the sexting politician from Down Under.

By Maureen O'Connor
do’s and don’ts Aug. 5, 2013

How to Wear Ke$ha’s Penis JewelryPenis charm necklaces selling out.

By Maureen O'Connor

weinergate forever July 25, 2013

Sexting Is the New Porn; Weiner Just Wanted to Be a Porn StarWho needs a phone-sex hotline when your followers are horny?

By Maureen O'Connor
bikini bodies! June 27, 2013

With Justin Theroux, a Celebrity Penis Euphemism Is BornSorry, Jon Hamm.

By Kat Stoeffel
gif bag June 12, 2013

Here’s a GIF of Nicki Minaj’s Animated Cartoon PenisWith a guide to the best uses for it.

By Maureen O'Connor
big penises June 3, 2013

Kim Kardashian Told Everyone Kanye Has a Huge PenisRight before finding out her baby’s gender.

By Maureen O'Connor
genital tales May 16, 2013

Confirmed: Brothers’ Penis Sizes Can Be Very DifferentMan sees brother’s big dong, freaks out.

By Maureen O'Connor
burning questions Apr. 10, 2013

Why Didn’t Huma Recognize Weiner’s Dick Pic?Did she even look at it?

By Maureen O'Connor
size matters Apr. 8, 2013

Study: Women Like Big Flaccid PenisesThey make men sexier.

By Maureen O'Connor
size matters Mar. 27, 2013

Jon Hamm: ‘Lay Off’ My Penis“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason.”

By Maureen O'Connor
hamm’s salami Mar. 20, 2013

Jon Hamm’s Penis Is So Big, They Have to Photoshop ItAre we done talking about his penis yet? No?

By Maureen O'Connor
confessions Mar. 13, 2013

My Adventures With ‘Penis-Numbing’ SprayThe first FDA-approved one, in fact.

By Josh Gondelman

lists Nov. 16, 2012

Twenty Actually Awkward Things a Woman Could Do After SexGauntlet thrown.

By Maureen O'Connor