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Penises

  1. body shaming?
    Stormy Daniels Regrets ‘Body Shaming’ Donald TrumpShe says in a new interview that she wished she didn’t make fun of his anatomy in her new book.
  2. look what you did to toad
    Report: Toad Is Distraught About Being Shaped Like Trump’s DickA very sad day for our happy little friend.
  3. atypical
    What It’s Like to Reconstruct Your Own Foreskin“I will never grow back all the nerve endings lost during circumcision, but I did get back some sensitivity.”
  4. body image
    American Men Are Pretty Happy With Their PenisesA new study offers the first in-depth look at mens’ penile hang-ups.
  5. everyday sexism
    Stephen Colbert Finally Figured Out What’s Wrong With Hillary ClintonHint: It has to do with her anatomy — or lack thereof.
  6. crimes and misdemeanors
    Tattoo Artist Jailed for Tattooing Penis on Woman Who Asked for Yin-Yang SignWhen asked why he did it, he said, “Just because.” 
  7. dong watch
    Kate Beckinsale Dresses As Rare Pokémon The actress dressed up as the elusive “Buldgeasaur.”
  8. it's complicated
    How I Discovered the Power of a Hot-Pink Fake PenisI felt like Don Juan, or a unicorn.
  9. timelines
    A History of Donald Trump’s PenisA timeline of Donald Trump’s most dickish moments.
  10. penises
    Guinness World Records Is Actively Seeking the World’s Largest PenisPlus, information about the world’s largest and loudest penises.
  11. dong watch
    Here Are Your Penis Beauty StandardsIs your dick hot? Or not?
  12. exchange rates
    Italian Dating Is a Lot Like Italian SwearingIt’s all about dicks.
  13. dong watch
    Here’s Something for Your World Cup Man WithdrawalAnd you thought Mario Göetze was known for scoring the winning goal. 
  14. private parts
    Michael Fassbender Says Discussing His Penis is SexistHe wishes you wouldn’t objectify him so.
  15. things that rhyme with thicke
    So, How Big Is Robin Thicke’s Penis, Really?“Listen, compared to my son, I’m packing.”
  16. our bodies our selfies
    Brooklyn’s Night of the Dick PicsReporting from the controversial art opening.
  17. sex education
    All the Ways to Say Vagina and PenisA brief history of slang terms for genitalia.
  18. down under
    Australia’s Anthony Weiner Put His Penis in Red Wine and Took a PictureMeet the sexting politician from Down Under.
  19. do's and don'ts
    How to Wear Ke$ha’s Penis JewelryPenis charm necklaces selling out.
  20. weinergate forever
    Sexting Is the New Porn; Weiner Just Wanted to Be a Porn StarWho needs a phone-sex hotline when your followers are horny?
  21. bikini bodies!
    With Justin Theroux, a Celebrity Penis Euphemism Is BornSorry, Jon Hamm.
  22. gif bag
    Here’s a GIF of Nicki Minaj’s Animated Cartoon PenisWith a guide to the best uses for it.
  23. big penises
    Kim Kardashian Told Everyone Kanye Has a Huge PenisRight before finding out her baby’s gender.
  24. genital tales
    Confirmed: Brothers’ Penis Sizes Can Be Very DifferentMan sees brother’s big dong, freaks out.
  25. burning questions
    Why Didn’t Huma Recognize Weiner’s Dick Pic?Did she even look at it?
  26. size matters
    Study: Women Like Big Flaccid PenisesThey make men sexier.
  27. size matters
    Jon Hamm: ‘Lay Off’ My Penis“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason.”
  28. hamm's salami
    Jon Hamm’s Penis Is So Big, They Have to Photoshop ItAre we done talking about his penis yet? No?
  29. confessions
    My Adventures With ‘Penis-Numbing’ SprayThe first FDA-approved one, in fact.
  30. lists
    Twenty Actually Awkward Things a Woman Could Do After SexGauntlet thrown.