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Take Me to the Sloth Retirement Home
I just want someone to boil my root vegetables to soft perfection.
I’m Extremely Jealous of Frankie Muniz’s Retiree Lifestyle
Okay, he’s still gainfully employed, but he bought an olive-oil store called “Outrageous Olive Oils & Vinegars”!!
my two cents
How Can I Get My Mom to Spend Less Money?
When she thinks you’re her retirement plan.
An Ode to Paul Ryan’s Commitment to Fitness
With the news of his retirement, let us reflect on those embarrassing gym pics one more time.
Canadian Man Suing to Keep ‘GRABHER’ License Plate
He thinks people have gotten too soft.
The Retiree Who Rides an Electric Bike With Her Dog
“I put my Pomeranian, Simba, in the back, and we just ride around all day.”
American Women Are Staying in the Workforce Much Longer Than They Used To
Until death do you part. (With work.)
Lindsey Wixson Retires at 23 to Pursue Her Passion for Pottery and Flat Shoes
She’s doing it, you guys.
Maybe You Should Just Never Retire
It’s not like the baby-boomers are going to leave any Social Security funding for the rest of us, anyway.
We Should All Be As Happy As David Letterman’s Beard
It’s having a really good week.
Here Is David Letterman’s Retirement Beard: Vacation Edition
Dave is modeling this year’s retirement facial hair.
Will Oprah Retire As Perpetual Cover Girl of
Baby Boomers Want to Be Just Like Us When They Grow Up
Planning their retirement, they look to millennials for tips.
How Barbara Walters Invented the Internet
She’s the reason women discuss the news online all day long.
happy retirement babs!
Barbara Walters: A Hair Retrospective
We will miss your blonde poof.
An Ode to Pope Benedict XVI’s Sassy Footwear
Those bright red Prada loafers will be missed.