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Robert Pattinson

  1. culture
    Someone Really Spent $110,000 on the Robert Pattinson Sex Mermaid?An interview with the mysterious collector who bought her.
  2. tethered
    Robert Pattinson Is Just Chaotic Jake Gyllenhaal: A TheoryWhile Jake nurtures his sourdough starter, Robert shoves an unholy, foil-shrouded pasta creation into the microwave.
  3. celebrity
    Horrified God Smites Robert Pattinson for Unholy Pasta CreationAs the actor prepared the truly appalling dish for a GQ reporter, his microwave exploded.
  4. now smell this
    Robert Pattinson Smells Like CrayonsApparently, “lots of people” have told him this.
  5. culture
    I Admire Robert Pattinson for Having a Good Plan BHe joked that he’ll go into erotic films if Batman fails.
  6. culture
    Meet ‘Bobby’ Pattinson, a Man Known Only to J.LoRobert’s my father’s name!
  7. horniness
    Well, This Explicit Description of Mermaid Sex Has Been Burned Into My MindThe director of the upcoming Robert Pattinson sailor movie has a scream-inducing description for mermaid genitalia.
  8. hairy situations
    Every Man in The King Has an Instagram HaircutWe knew those hairdos looked familiar.
  9. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: The Time Robert Pattinson Blatantly Lied on Today ShowWithout blinking, the actor invented a story about watching a clown explode on live TV.
  10. rumors
    Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson Are Kind of, Maybe, Possibly a ThingAccording to TMZ.
  11. young love
    Robert Pattinson Thought Teen Boyfriends Should Be Brooding“That’s kind of what teenage relationships are.”
  12. Robert Pattinson Will Have a ‘Cool, Confident’ KidBefore his twilight years set in.
  13. look of the day
    Robert Pattinson Enjoyed a Casual Citi Bike RideA fun afternoon activity.
  14. chill decisions
    FKA Twigs Wants a Highly Chill Pub WeddingBeer and Robert Pattinson.
  15. me me me me me
    Celebrotica: Robert Pattinson Strives to Be Worthy of FKA TwigsFeaturing a special appearance by Kristen Stewart.
  16. true bromance
    Robert Pattinson and Jamie Dornan: A Bromance Worthy of Erotic Fan Fiction A match made in erotic heaven.
  17. meeting the parents
    Robert Pattinson’s Parents Charmed by FKA TwigsHoliday introductions went well for at least someone. 
  18. twihards with a vengeance
    FKA Twigs Says Her Boyfriend’s Fangirls Make Her Feel Hung-overRelationship still deemed “worth it.”
  19. cut chat room
    Cut Chat: Robert Pattinson’s Landing-Strip HaircutPart bowl cut … part something else.
  20. what i did for love
    Robert Pattinson Got a New Cool-Kid HaircutBut like, is it cool enough?
  21. casual racism
    Racist Twihards Harass FKA Twigs for Dating Robert Pattinson People aren’t down with interracial relationships.
  22. Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs Are Formally Enjoying Each Other’s CompanyCoupling up. 
  23. basic bros night on the town
    Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson Tried to Out-Scruff Each OtherTwo bros in matching caps, brah. 
  24. red carpet derby
    Fug Girls: The Fashion Highlights and Lowlights From CannesTwo weeks of photo-calls, red carpets, galas, and so much more.
  25. emotions
    An Emo Moment With Robert PattinsonLonely in a crowd. 
  26. party pics
    Party Pics: Bieber, J.Law, and More in Cannes Highlights from the Vanity Fair and Armani party.
  27. lists
    The 50 Most Controversial T-Shirts of All TimeIncluding, but not limited to, Abercrombie & Fitch.
  28. faces of things
    Feast Your Eyes on a Sensual, Pensive Rob PattinsonThe new face of Dior Homme fragrance.
  29. exes
    Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Talking and It’s IntenseDare to dream, Twi-hards.
  30. messy break ups
    Robert Pattinson’s Rebound Lady Got Back With Her Own ExTangled webs, etc.
  31. comic-con 2013
    End of an Era: No KStew-RPatz at Comic-ConR.I.P. Twilight Saga.
  32. people who should be shirtless
    Robert Pattinson’s Dior Ad Includes a Bathtub, Bare FeetHe is fully clothed, however.
  33. faces of things
    Robert Pattinson’s Leaked Dior Ad Is Anticlimactic, Includes ShirtNo threesomes or make-outs in sight.
  34. faces of things
    Robert Pattinson Confirmed As New Face of DiorWill the ads be as racy as previous rumors suggest?
  35. Perry-Pattinson Date Rumor Just Toying With UsWent to a Björk concert.
  36. things that are terrible
    Kristen Stewart’s Birthday Gifts: ‘MMMBop’ and a Fountain PenWe can imagine the face she made.
  37. great expectations
    The Sun Prints Steamy Fanfic About Robert Pattinson’s Rumored Dior Ad“Robert is topless for part of it and kissing one of the models with tongues.”
  38. love squares
    Liberty Ross Reportedly Dating a New ManJimmy Iovine, co-founder of Beats by Dr. Dre.
  39. true love
    Zoom Shot: Maybe Robert Pattinson Likes a Floral LiningOr maybe he likes wearing K. Stew’s clothes in public.
  40. bloodlust
    How Vampires Learned to Love Virgins So MuchIn honor of the final Twilight film.
  41. multi-zoom analysis
    Kristen Stewart’s Twilight Dress: Visible Butt CheekAlso, she wore her love-token necklace backward. 
  42. true love
    Kristen Stewart Awfully Shy About ‘Love Token’ NecklaceSurreptitiously tucked into her clothing.
  43. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Dressed for DiscomfortThey wore nice roomy clothes for their first post-scandal TV appearance.
  44. true love
    Kristen Stewart’s Love Square: A Four-Way Halloween ReconciliationLiberty Ross wore a latex catsuit with Rupert. R-Patz and K-Stew held hands.
  45. faces of things
    Just Kidding About Robert Pattinson’s Dior Fragrance DealThe brand says no contracts have been signed.
  46. campaign trail
    Robert Pattinson Will Soon Mope His Way Through Dior Men’s Fragrance CampaignsThey’ll need to use billboards high enough that Twilight fans can’t steal them.
  47. Why Are John Mayer and Katy Perry Dressing Alike?And in such boring outfits, at that.
  48. tabloid wish fulfillment
    Pattinson Make-Out Picture, or Rorschach Blot?Grainy R-Patz photo is a window into our souls.
  49. celebrotica
    Robsten Reunited: An Erotic Tabloid TaleA romance novelist’s take on Kristen and Rob shacking up.
  50. symbolic jewelry
    Kristen Stewart Still Wearing Purported Pattinson Love Token A red locket!
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