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Displaying all articles tagged:
Ted Cruz
celebrity
Oct. 10, 2022
Kacey Musgraves Would Like Ted Cruz to Stop Talking
She sent a message to the Texas senator during a performance of “High Horse.”
By
Olivia Truffaut-Wong
why
May 20, 2022
Ted Cruz Is Curious How Pete Davidson Gets These ‘Hot Women’
He posed the question during a podcast segment about “toxic femininity.”
By
Mia Mercado
losers
Feb. 26, 2021
Ted Cruz Is Already Trying to Joke About His Cancún Trip
While other Texas politicians are in his home state, surveying billions of dollars of damage.
By
Bridget Read
politics
Feb. 23, 2021
Heidi Cruz Is ‘Pretty Pissed’ Someone Leaked Her Cancún Texts
But honestly, what was she expecting?
By
Madeleine Aggeler
go home
Feb. 21, 2021
Shouldn’t Ted Cruz Be in Quarantine Right Now?
Rather than, say, glad-handing two days after his jaunt to Mexico?
By
Claire Lampen
hypocrisy
Feb. 18, 2021
And Now Ted Cruz Is Throwing His Own Kids Under the Bus
In a statement, he insisted that the whole trip to Cancún was his daughters’ idea. They are 10 and 12 years old.
By
Claire Lampen
travel
Feb. 18, 2021
Ted Cruz Really Flew to Cancún While His State Was in Crisis
He went on a tropical vacation during a humanitarian emergency in Texas.
By
Bridget Read
politics
Jan. 28, 2021
AOC Tells Ted Cruz to Take a Seat
“Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed.”
By
Claire Lampen
log off
Jan. 25, 2021
Does Ted Cruz Truly Have Nothing Better to Do?
The senator has been trying, and failing, to win a Twitter beef with actor Seth Rogen … for days.
By
Claire Lampen
abortion rights
Sept. 3, 2020
The ‘Pro-Life’ Movement Doesn’t Care That Mothers Are Dying
Ted Cruz wants to ban the abortion pill because pregnancy “is not a life-threatening illness.” Maternal deaths in the U.S. are shockingly high.
By
Amanda Arnold
senate impeachment trial
Jan. 22, 2020
Ted Cruz Is Obsessed With Banging
He can’t stop talking about it.
By
Madeleine Aggeler
facial hair
Jan. 11, 2019
Undeterred by Critics, Ted Cruz’s Beard Grows On
It just keeps gaining strength.
By
Lisa Ryan
mysteries
Dec. 5, 2018
Ted Cruz’s Beard Is Only Growing Stronger
Two weeks in, the Senator’s facial hair is beginning to take shape.
By
Opheli Garcia Lawler
beards
Nov. 26, 2018
3 Theories About Ted Cruz’s New Facial Hair
He’s changed up his look … but why?
By
Opheli Garcia Lawler
beto 2020?
Nov. 7, 2018
Seems Like Everyone Is Thirsty for More Beto
He lost to Ted Cruz but his fans are ready for more.
By
Opheli Garcia Lawler
sweaty beto
Nov. 1, 2018
The Best Halloween Costume Was Sweaty Beto
Supporters of the Texas Senate candidate wore their dampest blue shirts.
By
Opheli Garcia Lawler
soup is ghoul food
Oct. 31, 2018
Ted Cruz’s Halloween Tweet Should Have Been About Soup, Not the Zodiac Killer
His “100 cans of soup” story is quite frightening.
By
Kelly Conaboy
beautiful boys
Oct. 22, 2018
Donald Trump Debuts New Nickname for Ted Cruz: ‘Beautiful Ted’
He’s no longer “Lyin’ Ted.”
By
Opheli Garcia Lawler
normal behavior
Oct. 18, 2018
Ted Cruz Insisted ‘A Whole New World’ Play at the End of His Wedding Ceremony
He was adamant that it had to be the CD version, because “no one can do
Aladdin
.”
By
Amanda Arnold
cruisin’
Oct. 14, 2018
Beto O’Rourke Skates Across the Stage, Ted Cruz Probably Weeps
Let’s hope Ted Cruz isn’t going to try this at home.
By
Opheli Garcia Lawler
2018 midterms
Oct. 10, 2018
Here’s Beto O’Rourke Petting a Bunny
Your move, Ted Cruz.
By
Gabriella Paiella
2018 midterms
Aug. 29, 2018
Texas GOP Succeeds in Making Beto O’Rourke Look Extremely Cool and Also Hot
Not that it takes much when you’re running against Ted Cruz.
By
Gabriella Paiella
l’amour
June 7, 2018
Ted Cruz Ominously Invites Wife on Date in Like Two Years’ Time
Good luck, Heidi.
By
Lisa Ryan
dna tests
Apr. 4, 2018
Woman Asks Ted Cruz to Prove He Has Human DNA
Cruz never explicitly says “yes.”
By
Amanda Arnold
bad cookies
Dec. 18, 2017
This Pic of Ted Cruz, Donald Trump Jr., and an Obama Cookie Cake Will Haunt You
How mature.
By
Lisa Ryan
Sept. 13, 2017
Ted Cruz Is Fine With People Buying Sex Toys
“People ought to be able to do what they want in their own bedrooms.”
By
Madeleine Aggeler
bicep envy
Sept. 8, 2017
Ted Cruz Is Very Impressed by the U.S. Coast Guard’s Muscles
“Every one of them [is] ripped.”
By
Claire Landsbaum
this week in drama
Sept. 1, 2017
This Week in Drama: Margaret Atwood’s Condo Controversy
We recap the pettiest squabbles, juiciest feuds, and other niche drama you didn’t know you were living for every week.
By
Gabriella Paiella
and
Jessica Roy
politics
June 28, 2017
Ted Cruz Has a Doppelgänger and It’s Really Freaky
The Texas senator has a doppelgänger.
By
Claire Landsbaum
good decisions
June 23, 2017
Alyssa Milano Wisely Rejects Ted Cruz’s Attempt to Join In on a Group Hug
He tweeted a winking emoji at her.
By
Lisa Ryan
great moments in pettiness
May 31, 2017
Ted Cruz Was Reportedly Rejected During the Senate’s Secret Santa
Al Franken continues to trash talk his Senate colleague.
By
Gabriella Paiella
politics
Dec. 7, 2016
Watch Ted Cruz Rob You of Your One Remaining Joy
R.I.P., cheese.
By
Claire Landsbaum
burn
May 4, 2016
Samantha Bee Sent Off Ted Cruz With a Burn
Ouch.
By
Hilary Weaver
tiny tragedies
May 3, 2016
Imagine Having to Talk to Ted Cruz When You Just Want Pancakes
Little girls across nation continue to remain wary of Cruz.
By
Gabrielle Noone
plausible conspiracy theories
May 2, 2016
Ted Cruz’s Wife Doesn’t Deny That He’s the Zodiac Killer
Heidi loves him for who he is.
By
Gabriella Paiella
kids do the darndest things
Apr. 29, 2016
Ted Cruz’s Daughter Doesn’t Want to Be Around Him Either
We’re with Caroline Cruz.
By
Gabriella Paiella
video
Apr. 28, 2016
Caitlyn Jenner Filmed Herself Using Donald Trump’s Bathroom
“Ted: Nobody got molested.”
By
Catie L'Heureux
why?
Apr. 27, 2016
Carly Fiorina Is No Mariah Carey
She broke into song to celebrate becoming Ted Cruz’s running mate.
By
Jessica Roy
transgender rights
Apr. 27, 2016
Caitlyn Jenner: Ted Cruz Should Think About Trans Kids in Restrooms
“The issue isn’t about men being in women’s restrooms, okay?”
By
Jennifer Vineyard
can u not
Apr. 26, 2016
Cruz: Trans People Shouldn’t Use Public Toilets
That’s … interesting.
By
Jessica Roy
can u not
Apr. 22, 2016
Ted Cruz’s New Ad Is Offensive to Everyone
Quite a feat.
By
Jessica Roy
nope cruzer
Apr. 19, 2016
Oh, Ted Cruz, Don’t Say the Thing You Said in Your Primary Night Speech
“America has always been best when she is lying down with her back on the mat.”
By
Hilary Weaver
Apr. 19, 2016
I Guess Now We Know What Ted Cruz’s Twin Sister Would Look Like
Doppelgänger alert.
By
Jessica Roy
definitive rankings
Apr. 14, 2016
The Top 10 Pettiest Moments of the 2016 Presidential Race, Thus Far
Small hands! Periods! “Your mom” jokes!
By
Eve Peyser
Mar. 27, 2016
Please Don’t Vote Just Based on Your Tinder Match
New campaign slogan: Swipe right for Sanders.
By
Kat Ward
woman haters
Mar. 24, 2016
Ted Cruz, a Man Who Attacks Women, Says, ‘Real Men Don’t Attack Women’
Using Ted’s logic, he is a very fake man.
By
Eve Peyser
bullfrogging
Mar. 16, 2016
Ted Cruz Loves to ‘Bullfrog’
And 24 other things you didn’t care to know about him.
By
Dayna Evans
where are the bernie bros now
Mar. 15, 2016
None of the Top 10 Highest-Paid Bernie Sanders Staffers Are Women
And somehow the other candidates look worse!
By
Dayna Evans
working on my fitness
Feb. 1, 2016
How Dare Ted Cruz Interrupt Precious Gym Time
You’ve gotta get your cardio in no matter who’s using the gym.
By
Jessica Roy
ted cruz
Feb. 1, 2016
Why Ted Cruz’s Dishonest Mailing May Not Have Even Worked Anyway
Reason 6,345 it wasn’t a good idea.
By
Jesse Singal
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