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Ted Cruz

  1. celebrity
    Kacey Musgraves Would Like Ted Cruz to Stop TalkingShe sent a message to the Texas senator during a performance of “High Horse.”
  2. why
    Ted Cruz Is Curious How Pete Davidson Gets These ‘Hot Women’He posed the question during a podcast segment about “toxic femininity.”
  3. losers
    Ted Cruz Is Already Trying to Joke About His Cancún TripWhile other Texas politicians are in his home state, surveying billions of dollars of damage.
  4. politics
    Heidi Cruz Is ‘Pretty Pissed’ Someone Leaked Her Cancún TextsBut honestly, what was she expecting?
  5. go home
    Shouldn’t Ted Cruz Be in Quarantine Right Now?Rather than, say, glad-handing two days after his jaunt to Mexico?
  6. hypocrisy
    And Now Ted Cruz Is Throwing His Own Kids Under the BusIn a statement, he insisted that the whole trip to Cancún was his daughters’ idea. They are 10 and 12 years old.
  7. travel
    Ted Cruz Really Flew to Cancún While His State Was in CrisisHe went on a tropical vacation during a humanitarian emergency in Texas.
  8. politics
    AOC Tells Ted Cruz to Take a Seat“Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed.”
  9. log off
    Does Ted Cruz Truly Have Nothing Better to Do?The senator has been trying, and failing, to win a Twitter beef with actor Seth Rogen … for days.
  10. abortion rights
    The ‘Pro-Life’ Movement Doesn’t Care That Mothers Are DyingTed Cruz wants to ban the abortion pill because pregnancy “is not a life-threatening illness.” Maternal deaths in the U.S. are shockingly high.
  11. senate impeachment trial
    Ted Cruz Is Obsessed With BangingHe can’t stop talking about it.
  12. facial hair
    Undeterred by Critics, Ted Cruz’s Beard Grows OnIt just keeps gaining strength.
  13. mysteries
    Ted Cruz’s Beard Is Only Growing StrongerTwo weeks in, the Senator’s facial hair is beginning to take shape.
  14. beards
    3 Theories About Ted Cruz’s New Facial HairHe’s changed up his look … but why?
  15. beto 2020?
    Seems Like Everyone Is Thirsty for More BetoHe lost to Ted Cruz but his fans are ready for more.
  16. sweaty beto
    The Best Halloween Costume Was Sweaty BetoSupporters of the Texas Senate candidate wore their dampest blue shirts.
  17. soup is ghoul food
    Ted Cruz’s Halloween Tweet Should Have Been About Soup, Not the Zodiac KillerHis “100 cans of soup” story is quite frightening.
  18. beautiful boys
    Donald Trump Debuts New Nickname for Ted Cruz: ‘Beautiful Ted’He’s no longer “Lyin’ Ted.”
  19. normal behavior
    Ted Cruz Insisted ‘A Whole New World’ Play at the End of His Wedding CeremonyHe was adamant that it had to be the CD version, because “no one can do Aladdin.”
  20. cruisin’
    Beto O’Rourke Skates Across the Stage, Ted Cruz Probably WeepsLet’s hope Ted Cruz isn’t going to try this at home.
  21. 2018 midterms
    Here’s Beto O’Rourke Petting a BunnyYour move, Ted Cruz.
  22. 2018 midterms
    Texas GOP Succeeds in Making Beto O’Rourke Look Extremely Cool and Also HotNot that it takes much when you’re running against Ted Cruz.
  23. l’amour
    Ted Cruz Ominously Invites Wife on Date in Like Two Years’ TimeGood luck, Heidi.
  24. dna tests
    Woman Asks Ted Cruz to Prove He Has Human DNACruz never explicitly says “yes.”
  25. bad cookies
    This Pic of Ted Cruz, Donald Trump Jr., and an Obama Cookie Cake Will Haunt YouHow mature.
  26. Ted Cruz Is Fine With People Buying Sex Toys“People ought to be able to do what they want in their own bedrooms.”
  27. bicep envy
    Ted Cruz Is Very Impressed by the U.S. Coast Guard’s Muscles“Every one of them [is] ripped.”
  28. this week in drama
    This Week in Drama: Margaret Atwood’s Condo ControversyWe recap the pettiest squabbles, juiciest feuds, and other niche drama you didn’t know you were living for every week.
  29. politics
    Ted Cruz Has a Doppelgänger and It’s Really FreakyThe Texas senator has a doppelgänger.
  30. good decisions
    Alyssa Milano Wisely Rejects Ted Cruz’s Attempt to Join In on a Group HugHe tweeted a winking emoji at her.
  31. great moments in pettiness
    Ted Cruz Was Reportedly Rejected During the Senate’s Secret SantaAl Franken continues to trash talk his Senate colleague.
  32. politics
    Watch Ted Cruz Rob You of Your One Remaining JoyR.I.P., cheese.
  33. burn
    Samantha Bee Sent Off Ted Cruz With a Burn Ouch.
  34. tiny tragedies
    Imagine Having to Talk to Ted Cruz When You Just Want PancakesLittle girls across nation continue to remain wary of Cruz.
  35. plausible conspiracy theories
    Ted Cruz’s Wife Doesn’t Deny That He’s the Zodiac KillerHeidi loves him for who he is. 
  36. kids do the darndest things
    Ted Cruz’s Daughter Doesn’t Want to Be Around Him Either We’re with Caroline Cruz.
  37. video
    Caitlyn Jenner Filmed Herself Using Donald Trump’s Bathroom“Ted: Nobody got molested.”
  38. why?
    Carly Fiorina Is No Mariah CareyShe broke into song to celebrate becoming Ted Cruz’s running mate.
  39. transgender rights
    Caitlyn Jenner: Ted Cruz Should Think About Trans Kids in Restrooms“The issue isn’t about men being in women’s restrooms, okay?”
  40. can u not
    Cruz: Trans People Shouldn’t Use Public ToiletsThat’s … interesting.
  41. can u not
    Ted Cruz’s New Ad Is Offensive to EveryoneQuite a feat.
  42. nope cruzer
    Oh, Ted Cruz, Don’t Say the Thing You Said in Your Primary Night Speech“America has always been best when she is lying down with her back on the mat.”
  43. I Guess Now We Know What Ted Cruz’s Twin Sister Would Look LikeDoppelgänger alert.
  44. definitive rankings
    The Top 10 Pettiest Moments of the 2016 Presidential Race, Thus FarSmall hands! Periods! “Your mom” jokes!
  45. Please Don’t Vote Just Based on Your Tinder MatchNew campaign slogan: Swipe right for Sanders.
  46. woman haters
    Ted Cruz, a Man Who Attacks Women, Says, ‘Real Men Don’t Attack Women’Using Ted’s logic, he is a very fake man.
  47. bullfrogging
    Ted Cruz Loves to ‘Bullfrog’And 24 other things you didn’t care to know about him.
  48. where are the bernie bros now
    None of the Top 10 Highest-Paid Bernie Sanders Staffers Are WomenAnd somehow the other candidates look worse!
  49. working on my fitness
    How Dare Ted Cruz Interrupt Precious Gym TimeYou’ve gotta get your cardio in no matter who’s using the gym.
  50. ted cruz
    Why Ted Cruz’s Dishonest Mailing May Not Have Even Worked AnywayReason 6,345 it wasn’t a good idea.
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