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    Movies Should Be 97 Minutes LongMovies are getting longer, which means many movies are way too long.
  2. holiday 2019
    Against Christmas ListsThey take all the joy out of gift-giving.
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    The Best Fall Look Is a Blazer and Baseball CapIt’s sporty and sophisticated, elegant and ever-so-slightly sleazy.
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    This Is the Worst Text to Get on Your Way to a PartyYou have certainly sent and received it.
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    Just Buy a Fake PlantAn artificial solution to a natural cycle of pain and shame.
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    A Case Against SunglassesWe wear them wantonly.
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    Personally, I Wouldn’t Taunt the MonsterThe best and worst line in Crawl is a classic trope of the genre.
  8. science of us
    I Reluctantly Love This Website About How to Live and BeA guide I didn’t realize I badly wanted.
  9. politics
    This Is a Message to Every Establishment ManProgressive women are transforming the political landscape in New York State — and we’re just getting started.
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    The Greatest Thing to Do Is Make Some BreadPlease make this bread!!!
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    I’d Rather Not Have My Feet Be This NakedThanks so much!
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    What If My Food Intuition Is Mangled?Intuitive eating seems right, but also, what are the exact, specific steps???
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    Let Your White Jeans Get StainedIt only makes them better.
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    Actually, Phone Calls Are GoodYou just need to know what kind of call you’re making.
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    I Love and Support the Giant Toilet Paper Roll for MillennialsThe big toilet paper roll is good.
  16. science of us
    The Joy of Misreading ThingsOn finding absurdity in accidentally garbled phrases.
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    The Game of Thrones Throne Isn’t Even That Nice …We suggested some alternatives to that hideous chair.
  18. culture
    Someone in Wine Country Should’ve Been SoberIt could’ve been funny.
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    Jaime Lannister Was Hotter With a Bowl CutI will not be silenced.
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    Magnolia Flowers Become Leaves Too FastA very reasonable plea to nature.
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    The Secret to Almost Being Okay With Being AwakeAnd he might already be in your kitchen.
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    Break Your PhoneIt’s the only way to be acceptably disconnected.
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    I’m Calling Hypocrisy on These ‘Good-Enough Life’ AdvocatesI’m not buying it anymore!
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    I Think I’ve Identified Email’s Fundamental FlawWhy don’t we just tell each other when we’re expecting a reply?
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    A Wall Calendar Will Change Your LifeNothing will make you feel as organized as having your entire life on a neat grid.
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    I Don’t Want to Hear About Anyone’s Meditation Routine!I don’t want anyone to be centered. I want everyone to be off-center.
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    Put Gisele in the GameA modest proposal.
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    How to Blow Out a CandleYou must practice patience and honor your self-worth.
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    Embrace Your Friend, the Freezing Cold TemperatureA look into the bright side of anger-inducing cold.
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    I Absolutely Love ‘Baby Shark’If you don’t agree now, I hope you will soon.
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    The Email ‘Attach’ and ‘Link’ Buttons Should Be Easier to Tell ApartA plea for the digital age.
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    Why Would Any Man Not Want to Be Bald?I will never understand.
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    You Are Making Gift-Giving Harder Than It Has to BeYou’re just stressed because you’re ill prepared.
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    What If We Did Secret Scenta Instead?Where we exchange soap and candles?
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    Seltzer Is and Always Has Been GoodBut why?
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    Apps Can Take a HikeIt’s been long enough — they’re just not working out.
  37. strong dumb take
    Only Fools Waste Time on Cranberry SauceDon’t be a fool.
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    Being Vegetarian During the Holidays Is EasyWe’re not “surviving,” we’re thriving.
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    The Correct Way to Go See a Movie Is by YourselfYour ticket says ADMIT ONE for a reason.
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    All Coffee Should Be HotI will be fooled by iced lattes no longer.