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    What of the Boromir Woman?Boromir is the most troubled member of the Fellowship, which also makes him the hottest.
    By Callie Beusman
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    iMessage Reactions Are Lazy and TerriblePlease, don’t “heart” or “thumbs-down” my texts.
    By Amanda Arnold
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    I Wouldn’t Do a Puzzle If It Were the Last Activity on EarthUnpaid labor for no one’s benefit — why?
    By Kelly Conaboy
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    Do Valentine’s the Day BeforeThere’s no special sauce that makes Feb. 14 more romantic than any other day, but there are certainly things that bring the sexy quotient way down.
    By Claire Lampen
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    Karaoke Songs Should All Stop After the First ChorusFor the sake of everyone involved, a humble proposal.
    By Madeleine Aggeler
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    Movies Should Be 97 Minutes LongMovies are getting longer, which means many movies are way too long.
    By Katie Heaney
  7. holiday 2019
    Against Christmas ListsThey take all the joy out of gift-giving.
    By Bridget Read
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    The Best Fall Look Is a Blazer and Baseball CapIt’s sporty and sophisticated, elegant and ever-so-slightly sleazy.
    By Madeleine Aggeler
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    This Is the Worst Text to Get on Your Way to a PartyYou have certainly sent and received it.
    By Amanda Arnold
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    Just Buy a Fake PlantAn artificial solution to a natural cycle of pain and shame.
    By Kelly Conaboy
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    A Case Against SunglassesWe wear them wantonly.
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    Personally, I Wouldn’t Taunt the MonsterThe best and worst line in Crawl is a classic trope of the genre.
    By Katie Heaney
  15. science of us
    I Reluctantly Love This Website About How to Live and BeA guide I didn’t realize I badly wanted.
    By Edith Zimmerman
  16. politics
    This Is a Message to Every Establishment ManProgressive women are transforming the political landscape in New York State — and we’re just getting started.
    By Cynthia Nixon
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    The Greatest Thing to Do Is Make Some BreadPlease make this bread!!!
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    I’d Rather Not Have My Feet Be This NakedThanks so much!
    By Sarah Spellings
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    What If My Food Intuition Is Mangled?Intuitive eating seems right, but also, what are the exact, specific steps???
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    Let Your White Jeans Get StainedIt only makes them better.
    By Sarah Spellings
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    Actually, Phone Calls Are GoodYou just need to know what kind of call you’re making.
    By Madeleine Aggeler
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    I Love and Support the Giant Toilet Paper Roll for MillennialsThe big toilet paper roll is good.
    By Gabriella Paiella
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    The Joy of Misreading ThingsOn finding absurdity in accidentally garbled phrases.
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    The Game of Thrones Throne Isn’t Even That Nice …We suggested some alternatives to that hideous chair.
    By Madeleine Aggeler
  27. culture
    Someone in Wine Country Should’ve Been SoberIt could’ve been funny.
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    Jaime Lannister Was Hotter With a Bowl CutI will not be silenced.
    By Gabriella Paiella
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    Magnolia Flowers Become Leaves Too FastA very reasonable plea to nature.
    By Kelly Conaboy
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    The Secret to Almost Being Okay With Being AwakeAnd he might already be in your kitchen.
    By Kelly Conaboy
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    Break Your PhoneIt’s the only way to be acceptably disconnected.
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    I’m Calling Hypocrisy on These ‘Good-Enough Life’ AdvocatesI’m not buying it anymore!
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    I Think I’ve Identified Email’s Fundamental FlawWhy don’t we just tell each other when we’re expecting a reply?
    By Melissa Dahl
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    A Wall Calendar Will Change Your LifeNothing will make you feel as organized as having your entire life on a neat grid.
    By Lisa Ryan
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    I Don’t Want to Hear About Anyone’s Meditation Routine!I don’t want anyone to be centered. I want everyone to be off-center.
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    Put Gisele in the GameA modest proposal.
    By Madeleine Aggeler
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    How to Blow Out a CandleYou must practice patience and honor your self-worth.
    By Kelly Conaboy
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    Embrace Your Friend, the Freezing Cold TemperatureA look into the bright side of anger-inducing cold.
    By Kelly Conaboy
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    I Absolutely Love ‘Baby Shark’If you don’t agree now, I hope you will soon.
    By Jen Gann
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    The Email ‘Attach’ and ‘Link’ Buttons Should Be Easier to Tell ApartA plea for the digital age.
    By Kelly Conaboy
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    Why Would Any Man Not Want to Be Bald?I will never understand.
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    You Are Making Gift-Giving Harder Than It Has to BeYou’re just stressed because you’re ill prepared.
    By Madison Malone Kircher
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    What If We Did Secret Scenta Instead?Where we exchange soap and candles?
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    Seltzer Is and Always Has Been GoodBut why?
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    Apps Can Take a HikeIt’s been long enough — they’re just not working out.
    By Edith Zimmerman
  50. strong dumb take
    Only Fools Waste Time on Cranberry SauceDon’t be a fool.
    By Madeleine Aggeler
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    Being Vegetarian During the Holidays Is EasyWe’re not “surviving,” we’re thriving.
    By Hayley Schueneman
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    The Correct Way to Go See a Movie Is by YourselfYour ticket says ADMIT ONE for a reason.
    By Hayley Schueneman
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    All Coffee Should Be HotI will be fooled by iced lattes no longer.
    By Katie Heaney