The Hills Gets Its Very Own YentaIn an episode much improved from last week’s snoozer, Whitney goes to New York and Kelly Cutrone multitasks like a power bitch.
‘The Hills’: No Place Like Audrina’s Crappy HomeThis week in the continuing saga we like to refer to as Shitting on Audrina’s Head, we open with Heidi (sleeveless and wearing a scarf, as is the inexplicable L.A. style) and her fake boss Brent Bolthouse chatting in his office.
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Girlicious Lands the Perfect Beauty DealGirlicious are the new faces of volumizing products by Sexy Hair Concepts, and Michael Kors says “everyone in New York” gets injections in their feet to pad them for high-heel wear.
Test-drive: We Actually Try On Heidi Montag’s HeidiwoodHeidi Montag’s new clothing line hit Anchor Blue stores yesterday, and the ever-daring Fug Girls sacrificed their pristine bodies in order to report on how lovely (or not) the stuff is.
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Spencer and Heidi Scream All Over ‘The Hills’We welcome you back to a Monday-evening episode of ‘The Hills,’ subtly titled “Girls Night Out.” It’s only one episode tonight, folks, and let us say: Amen.
Whitney Port’s Clothing Line Sounds Very L.A.It’s been days since a C-lister launched a clothing line, so we’ll revisit Whitney Port’s forthcoming “contemporary” collection, Eve and A.
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More From ‘The Hills’: Kelly Cutrone Is Tired, ViciousThis double-hitter recap brings up another darkly titled episode: “Just Be Careful.” Dum-dum-dum (again)! It’s referring to Heidi, though, so it’s not quite as frightening. This episode focuses a lot on Whitney and her new job, so, you know, yawn.
Recap: ‘The Hills’ Returns, Earth Resumes Its RotationAfter interminable months of waiting, we are reunited with our darling Lauren Conrad as she’s set off for Paris, leaving behind a fragile “relationship” with boy toy Brody for a few days across the pond.
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Naomi Campbell for YSL? Linda Hunt As Simon Doonan?Plus, are plain black heels a thing of the past? Could the Chanel exhibit in downtown Hong Kong get any cooler? Will Camille Alves handbag line be a success? So many questions for a Monday…
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‘The Hills’ Returns Tonight, and Fashion PR Is a New StarOn tonight’s premiere of The Hills, things turn out a little bit differently than we might have expected: Heidi isn’t a total boob, and Whitney is asked to give up her life for fashion PR.
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Why Lauren Conrad’s Fashion Line Was DoomedThanks to a revealing article in The Wall Street Journal, we learn that Lauren Conrad wants to be an Olsen-esque megabrand. But without the right ingredients, the results aren’t so great.
Hooray for the Inevitable! ‘Hills’ Star Whitney Port Launches Clothing LineLet’s recap the recent career highlights of the Hills stars in actual reality, shall we? Lauren Conrad unveiled her new collection at L.A. Fashion Week on Tuesday. Heidi Montag, fast on L.C.’s heels, is launching her own clothing line soon.
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Lauren Conrad Thinks ‘Hemlines Are Coming Up a Little Bit’Wait! Don’t do your spring shopping without watching this highly informative video of Hills star and “fashion designer” Lauren Conrad sharing her spring fashion tips with Us Weekly.