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The Moon

hell year in review Dec. 9, 2020

The Moon Had a Very Exciting Year“Baby witches” tried to hex her, and she was revealed to be a wet-ass planet, among other things.

By Amanda Arnold
sigh Aug. 17, 2020

Is the Moon Fed Up With Us?She’s retreating from the Earth at a rate of an inch and a half per year.

By Bridget Read
niche drama July 19, 2020

Have TikTok Witches Actually ‘Hexed the Moon’?Unpacking a rumor that’s taken the witchiest corners of the internet by storm.

By Claire Lampen
toilet news June 29, 2020

Pooping on the Moon Seems Like a NightmareBut it’s one NASA is resolved to fix.

By Madeleine Aggeler
space! Apr. 7, 2020

Millennial Aesthetic Comes for the MoonIt’s a pink moon. Yes, a pink moon.

By Claire Lampen
breakups Jan. 30, 2020

27,000 Women Dumped With Single TweetSorry to everyone who applied to go to the moon with a billionaire as his “life partner,” but he’s no longer interested.

By Madeleine Aggeler
space Jan. 15, 2020

Every One of These Reasons for Not Going to the Moon Is CorrectWhen asked why they wouldn’t want to go to the moon, Brits gave amazing answers like “not interested” and “not enough to see/do.”

By Madeleine Aggeler
praise be Sept. 13, 2019

Maybe You Should Go a Little Wild on This Powerful Moon DayHonor the full harvest moon by free-bleeding, planting your fall crops, and singing Lana.

By Amanda Arnold
science! June 7, 2019

Trump Thinks the Moon Is Part of MarsToday’s declaration from POTUS is brought to you by “Science!”

By Claire Lampen