The Moon - The Cut

the moon May 25, 2021

A Fancy Moon Is Fast ApproachingTomorrow morning, a supermoon will coincide with a total lunar eclipse for a “Super Flower Blood Moon.”

By Amanda Arnold

science Mar. 12, 2021

LEAVE HER ALONE!!Scientists have proposed sending a bunch of the sperm to the moon. Has she not been through enough?

By Madeleine Aggeler

hell year in review Dec. 9, 2020

The Moon Had a Very Exciting Year“Baby witches” tried to hex her, and she was revealed to be a wet-ass planet, among other things.

By Amanda Arnold

sigh Aug. 17, 2020

Is the Moon Fed Up With Us?She’s retreating from the Earth at a rate of an inch and a half per year.

By Bridget Read

niche drama July 19, 2020

Have TikTok Witches Actually ‘Hexed the Moon’?Unpacking a rumor that’s taken the witchiest corners of the internet by storm.

By Claire Lampen

toilet news June 29, 2020

Pooping on the Moon Seems Like a NightmareBut it’s one NASA is resolved to fix.

By Madeleine Aggeler

space! Apr. 7, 2020

Millennial Aesthetic Comes for the MoonIt’s a pink moon. Yes, a pink moon.

By Claire Lampen

breakups Jan. 30, 2020

27,000 Women Dumped With Single TweetSorry to everyone who applied to go to the moon with a billionaire as his “life partner,” but he’s no longer interested.

By Madeleine Aggeler

space Jan. 15, 2020

Every One of These Reasons for Not Going to the Moon Is CorrectWhen asked why they wouldn’t want to go to the moon, Brits gave amazing answers like “not interested” and “not enough to see/do.”

By Madeleine Aggeler

praise be Sept. 13, 2019