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The Moon

  1. the moon
    A Fancy Moon Is Fast ApproachingTomorrow morning, a supermoon will coincide with a total lunar eclipse for a “Super Flower Blood Moon.”
  2. science
    LEAVE HER ALONE!!Scientists have proposed sending a bunch of the sperm to the moon. Has she not been through enough?
  3. hell year in review
    The Moon Had a Very Exciting Year“Baby witches” tried to hex her, and she was revealed to be a wet-ass planet, among other things.
  4. sigh
    Is the Moon Fed Up With Us?She’s retreating from the Earth at a rate of an inch and a half per year.
  5. niche drama
    Have TikTok Witches Actually ‘Hexed the Moon’?Unpacking a rumor that’s taken the witchiest corners of the internet by storm.
  6. toilet news
    Pooping on the Moon Seems Like a NightmareBut it’s one NASA is resolved to fix.
  7. space!
    Millennial Aesthetic Comes for the MoonIt’s a pink moon. Yes, a pink moon.
  8. breakups
    27,000 Women Dumped With Single TweetSorry to everyone who applied to go to the moon with a billionaire as his “life partner,” but he’s no longer interested.
  9. space
    Every One of These Reasons for Not Going to the Moon Is CorrectWhen asked why they wouldn’t want to go to the moon, Brits gave amazing answers like “not interested” and “not enough to see/do.”
  10. praise be
    Maybe You Should Go a Little Wild on This Powerful Moon DayHonor the full harvest moon by free-bleeding, planting your fall crops, and singing Lana.
  11. science!
    Trump Thinks the Moon Is Part of MarsToday’s declaration from POTUS is brought to you by “Science!”