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Theft

  1. help!
    Have You Seen This Beefy Boy?Darius, the world’s longest rabbit, is missing in action.
  2. young dumb and rich
    Alleged Teen Jewel Thief Steals Beloved Lemur in Heist of the CenturyHe is also suspected of stealing a tortoise and four Birkin bags in separate robberies.
  3. hide your kids hide your wife
    Perfume Thefts Are Getting Really DramaticThree-thousand six-hundred dollars in fragrances, a car chase, and a lacy blouse.
  4. theft
    Rihanna Exacts Justice on Drunken Oyster ThiefA foolish man reportedly stole from her plate during a recent night out.
  5. no place like home
    Judy Garland’s Stolen Ruby Red Slippers Recovered by FBI“France has the Mona Lisa. America has The Wizard of Oz.”
  6. smooth criminals
    Kinky Thieves Steal $60,000 Worth of Sex ToysThey robbed vibrators and butt plugs from an exhibition in Berlin.
  7. Robbers Just Stole $200K Worth of Stuff From Nicki MinajPoor Nicki.
  8. Talking With Tuesday Bassen About Her David Vs. Goliath Battle Against ZaraAnd fighting back against brand theft.
  9. nailed it
    They Finally Identified New York’s Essie Nail Polish ThiefNo amount of acetone can remove this from his criminal record.
  10. nailed it
    New York Has an Essie Nail Polish Theft ProblemAttn: Bill de Blasio.
  11. Canadian Thief Goes Hard on Self-TannerBronzer does not come cheap.
  12. grand theft couture
    Some Scoundrel Made Away With Lupita Nyong’o’s Oscars DressEveryone look out for a dastardly criminal draped in pearls.
  13. tautologies
    Stealing Bras in a Town Called BraJust fulfilling his town’s age-old prophesy. 
  14. been caught stealing
    ‘Famous’ Woman Steals 22 Spangly LeotardsShe’s big in Japan.
  15. security breaches
    Lindsay Lohan Terrified Her Tasteful, Professional Nude Photos Will LeakHer laptop was stolen in China. 
  16. ‘tis the season
    You’re Not Only Scrooges, You Are ThievesThere’s an uptick in shoplifting this holiday season.